If the above avatar came to life, what would you do with it?

[Herr Sven]

End it's misery.

[salty peanut]

Ask how to make my own jarate

[Deadpan]

Bug net. Jar. Nuff said.

[Zorgoth64]

stare

[PiddlezMcFuzz]

I would comment on their vest. Nothing else.

[Zedo Mann]

Your pupils are sooo small.
Let's get you to a doctor.

[SuperDAIU]

High Five!
Oh wait you can't :v:

[kloaz]

Not heal her.

[KevinsLunchbox]

punch em in the face for taking retarded pics

[Archy]

make him charge my ipod
smugly

[kloaz]

Spin.

[KevinsLunchbox]

Take her out for dinner and anal sex, jk about the dinner

[GeneralGunnut]

Call the FBI and have them send it to Area 51

[Toadkid7]

Ask it if he's holding a guitar or gun.

I can't tell.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

Hello there.

[The Riddler]

Hack Zim's computer.

[STREWTH_99]

make a snide comment about his outfit

[Bladerunner1]

Have sex with it

[KevinsLunchbox]

commit crimes all over the world

[sonictrey]

Run. Fast. Very fast.

[phlexiglass]

Run.

[Disgruntled]

Wring his ridiculously long neck.

[LOL PWND]

Run. Nuff.

[Blargtastic]

High five.

[STREWTH_99]

stomp on it

[Dioxybenzone]

Breed it. With a Shelby gt.

[Eric Blank]

smash it

[Blargtastic]

Poke eyes out, then run.

[Stenstyren]

Guess stomp on it 'till it dies.

[voltlight]

Be kind of scared, but befriend it.