What Are You Thinking v. Looks like I got the last post
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[QUOTE=Zorlok;25377146]No you cannot go home. Ever.
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[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?954684-pictures-of-uri-aids-awareness-edition&p=25365018&viewfull=1#post25365018]durrr[/url]
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[quote]At a track meet.
Chilling out on bleachers, waiting for my race
Cute girls in skimpy track uniforms EVERYWHERE
A group of them are on the field stretching
CAMELTOE SPOTTED
Begin thinking naughty thoughts
Massive boner is hidden by roomy track pants
"HEY ANON WE CAN'T FIND JOE YOU HAVE TO TAKE HIS SPOT"
Slip Mr. Johnson into my waistband as I stand up
Solid Snake my way across the field
Take pants off, am now only wearing bright yellow shotr-shorts
Walk quickly to my blocks
Bend over to hide the massive buldge
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH IS AT HAND
Race starts
Boner immediately frees itself
Begins bouncing and waving dramatically
A loud slap can be heard each time it hits my thigh
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
It begins spinning as we round the corner
Dick: "DON'T WORRY BUDDY, I'VE GOT YOUR BACK.
HELICOPTER MODE: ENGAGED
Dick propels me into first
HOLY SHIT I FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO
Beat the black kids
Receive prophetic vision of one day creating a helicopter made of dicks
Still have to walk all the way back across the field to the starting line to retieve my pants.
Let my boner shamelessly protrude
AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN.[/quote]
relevant because i saw a screencap of someone who posted that story with that face on /b/
dat story
30 days of no contact with her, engage.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;25378761]relevant because i saw a screencap of someone who posted that story with that face on /b/
dat story[/QUOTE]
/b/ is too crazy.
[img]http://www.trollscience.com/image/f/full/2c641774c3d63d5a94e894f3c67eccca.jpg[/img]
HOLY UNMATHICAL MATHEMATICS BATMAN
Just got back from the doctors. I was called in 40 minutes late, so I was stuck in a room with bratty kids with shit parents who don't tell their kids to put their hands over their mouths when they cough. I sat with my hoody covering my mouth and nose, then some Muslims walked in and clearly thought I was taking the piss.
On the way out I passed 2 ex-friends and I wish I'd pushed them in front of a lorry or something.
I just called my agent, he was a sarcastic prick and I have to get to London for 6am tomorrow, which means getting up at 2am. Which is far earlier than when I actually do go to sleep, it's going to be a really long day tomorrow and since I have M.E. I'm pretty much fucked.
And while typing this, my dog knocked an open packet of chocolate buttons onto the floor and now I can't eat them. To top it off I have extreme PMS.
fucking rage
Ha! A level 30 Swablu, my level 51 Sceptile will sodomize you!
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;25379707]That sounds really shit :frown:
also what is pms[/QUOTE]
I'm about to receive my monthly gift so I'm hormonal as hell.
My Dad and brother are actually quite scared of me at this moment in time
[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;25379738]I'm about to receive my monthly gift so I'm hormonal as hell.
My Dad and brother are actually quite scared of me at this moment in time[/QUOTE]
Very smart evolution... Very smart of you to think of giving a woman a time in ever month where they get ill, want to stab everyone they meet AND have blood spurt out their slit.
Gooooood job!
I can't even have sex. I'm hungry but I don't want to eat. and yes I'm letting out my hormonal rage on the internet so I don't take it out on everyone around me.
what the fuck my dog is under the cushion of the sofa and she's squeaking.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;25379788][img_thumb]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100722074142/crysis/images/c/c2/MAXIMUM_Trolling.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Am I the only one sick of seeing coolface? It's like a trolling icon for those who are crap at trolling.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;25380263][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lB42RjZs0A&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvVOoCKjonY[/media]
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god damn I don't have class for another almost 3 hours.
I'm bored
[editline]13th October 2010[/editline]
god damn I don't have class for another almost 3 hours.
I'm bored
I have class @ 5
I have class next week. The joy of holidays. :v:
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[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXnuFYHrrLE[/MEDIA]
It's my Typography course, so it's all good.
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I wish I was born with a real trollface.
[url]http://gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2010/10/13/dota-2-announced-details.aspx[/url]
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[img]http://media1.gameinformer.com/imagefeed/featured/valve/secret/dota2_onesheet_bloodseeker.jpg[/img]
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[B]Opening Credits:[/B] The Killers - Enterlude
[B]Waking Up:[/B] Blue Stahli - Shiny
[B]Average Day:[/B] Gogol Bordello - Through The Roof 'N Underground
[B]First Date:[/B] Failure - The Nurse Who Loved Me
[B]Falling In Love:[/B] Nekromantix - Subcultural Girl
[B]Love Scene:[/B] Puscifer - Rev. 22:20
[B]Fight Scene:[/B] Hostile Groove - Fly Routine
[B]Breaking Up:[/B] The Misfits - Die Die My Darling
[B]Secret Love:[/B] The Birthday Massacre - I Think We're Alone Now
[B]Life's Okay:[/B] Voltaire - Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil Songs
[B]Mental Breakdown:[/B] Sander Cohen - Cohen's Masterpiece
[B]Driving:[/B] Garbage - As Heaven Is Wide
[B]Learning A Lesson:[/B] Horrorpops - Miss Take
[B]Deep Thought:[/B] Emilie Autumn - Face The Wall
[B]Flashback:[/B] Tool - Rosetta Stoned
[B]Happy Dance:[/B] Freezepop - Less Talk More Rock
[B]Regretting: [/B]The Misfits - Saturday Night
[B]Long Night Alone:[/B] DJ Shadow - Midnight In A Perfect World
[B]Death Scene:[/B] Harry Nilsson - Put The Lime In The Coconut
[B]
Closing Credits:[/B] The Killers - Exitlude
Cohen's Masterpiece? NIIICE
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuOe01gb3o0&ob=av2e[/media]
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[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;25380614]Cohen's Masterpiece? NIIICE[/QUOTE]
I know, right?
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[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;25380614]Cohen's Masterpiece? NIIICE[/QUOTE]
I know, right?
[editline]13th October 2010[/editline]
I need a better death song, I can't decide on what though
[editline]13th October 2010[/editline]
I need a better death song, I can't decide on what though
