What Are You Thinking v. Looks like I got the last post - General

NEVER DIE and POLAR STAR OVERDRIVE are awesome.

Holy shit am I glad I am not a 2-6 year old kid with malnutrition.

[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;24702778]So the girl I sit next to in japanese has total ass breath, so I offered her a piece of gum, turns out she doesn't like spearmint :|[/QUOTE] Why would you take Japanese?

No longer a rake and no longer a bachelor, I was wedded and it whetted my thirst. Only when her womb started spilling out babies did I reckon my curse.

I was walking home and some guy driving by called me a shithead. :saddowns:

[QUOTE=fear me;24712098]I was walking home and some guy driving by called me a shithead. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]Take solace in the fact he is, in actuality, a cuntwaffle.

Why am I suddenly filled with a sense of dread?

[QUOTE=Joxalot;24712030]Why would you take Japanese?[/QUOTE] mebby he weeaboo? why does my arm hurt!

[QUOTE=Joxalot;24712030] Why would you take Japanese?[/QUOTE] What's wrong with learning Japanese?

Mandarin is better :colbert:

I don't understand english. I just type some random letters, and suddenly they make sense.

My friend learned Mandarin. He knows 5 languages now, I think. I just want to learn Japanese so I can import games that were released only in Japan and be able to understand them.

Whoever posted the picture of the crystal thingies yesturday, i can top that. At work today there was a bloke who had been passing the urine crystals, and blood clots. His catheter bag was full of floating bit, piss and blood. It was all just red. Then his catheter was taken out and a huge or 4cm blood clot was pulled out with it from his bladder.

:barf: That must have been interesting.

[QUOTE=Ori Child;24713940]Whoever posted the picture of the crystal thingies yesturday, i can top that. At work today there was a bloke who had been passing the urine crystals, and blood clots. His catheter bag was full of floating bit, piss and blood. It was all just red. Then his catheter was taken out and a huge or 4cm blood clot was pulled out with it from his bladder.[/QUOTE] I feel sick..

Yeah... gotta admit, i felt weird after seeing that. Anyway, a bit later (after i had been hown how to de-catheterise someone 3 times, I went back to my ward and was told since i've seen it demonstrated, I can put it into practice on one of my patients. So, It was all going well, no blood, no clots, nothing going wrong. Then i start putting the tube out and it was all slimey and slippery and just then! As the end came out it twanged and flick urine on me :geno: My colleague (who has a lot of experience in urology nursing) just burst out laughing. Atleast i was wearing gloves and an apron. Still got me on the arms though.

Note to self: Leave > 2 hours to do E/M homework. [editline]04:12PM[/editline] ~3 hr/5 problems

Zoog of Angelspit accepted my friend request!

Solar Powered flashlight.

I got $10 in the bank =D

Actually going to do homework for once.

I miss school. Also, I got fired. Those bastards.

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;24716948] Also, I got fired. [/QUOTE] What for?

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;24716948]I miss school. Also, I got fired. Those bastards.[/QUOTE] Why?! [editline]11:01PM[/editline] ninja :mad:

They were going to switch me to a different position but it turns out they didn't have room for another person to work that position so instead of letting me stay working what I was working they fired me. Whatever, I didn't even want to work there anyways.

Been a while since I last posted here.

CLONE!!!! :D Also, I love The Boondocks.

Totaljerkface is down...

[QUOTE=TAU!;24720108]Totaljerkface is down...[/QUOTE] I know, I've been wanting to play Happy Wheels all day. :saddowns:

[QUOTE=lukepker;24712570]mebby he weeaboo? why does my arm hurt![/QUOTE] i'm no fucking weeaboo. your arm hurts because you're a twat. That really sucks about the job, Sebastian. Go piss on their car door handles and shit on their windshields, that'll show em.