What Are You Thinking v. Looks like I got the last post - General

No sleep last night and it feels like I have a ton of bricks on my head. My answer: Painkillers. Lots of them.

Stay up late to do homework, sleep through alarms, consider not going to class, (professor's policy not to take homework after beginning of class) run to class late anyway, forgot glasses, only seat is at the back, can't see shit, might as well not be there, inquire about homework after class, professor says he'll take it, gets angry at the college for making class at 8 am. FEELS. GOOD. MAN. [editline]09:14AM[/editline] How to not suck at college: -In bed on time night before thermal physics. NO EXCEPTION.

[QUOTE=Ori Child;24798264]Everything you expected? orrr... not? [editline]10:11AM[/editline] and long time(ish) no see... kind of :raise:[/QUote]hurt like two bitches. He tore my skin where the opening is and everytime he tries doing me.. It feels tighter. I guess two times isnt enough to get use to.. Because it hurts him too. I can wait to have actual sex for another year. Its just too much of a hassle to get it over with.

Wait you did it twice in one night?

Ugh... [editline]09:37AM[/editline] Lol hell no! He came over last night and for some reason he decided since he got some of himself in me.. He wanted to go deeper.. So he did that and ended up tearing me in half literally and i was somehow tighter than before and he hurt himself and me. Not trying to take virginity no more. Shit is painful as fuck

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;24800489]Ugh... [editline]09:37AM[/editline] Lol hell no! He came over last night and for some reason he decided since he got some of himself in me.. [b]He wanted to go deeper..[/b] So he did that and ended up tearing me in half literally and i was somehow tighter than before and he hurt himself and me. Not trying to take virginity no more. Shit is painful as fuck[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/2whecr8.jpg[/IMG]

wat

:frogbon:

JohnnyMo beat me to it :frogdowns:

[QUOTE]To resist the influence of others, knowledge of oneself is most important.[/QUOTE]:unsmith:

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;24800754][IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/2whecr8.jpg[/IMG][/QUote] want to beat him up for me? :3 only catch is that hes cuban and hes an ex gang member and his dad went to jail in cuba for ten years for being a notorious drug lord. Has fun defending my honour bby ^.^

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;24801092]want to beat him up for me? :3 only catch is that hes cuban and hes an ex gang member and his dad went to jail in cuba for ten years for being a notorious drug lord. Has fun defending my honour bby ^.^[/QUOTE] Don't worry it will be just like this: [IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/k49rw3.png[/IMG] [editline]10:36AM[/editline] lemme go get my flaming sword

I don't think being put on eternal life support is the best result.

The Emperor is just waiting, playing some Warhammer Fantasy with Horus in the deepest pit of the warp. He'll emerge when shit get crazy

Eternal Life support would be worse than death. FAR fucking worse.

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;24802206]Eternal Life support would be worse than death. FAR fucking worse.[/QUOTE] At least you get to keep yourself occupied by keeping the horror of the Immaterium at bay with the sheer force of your will all day every day. And removing the souls of thousands of psykers a day to keep the Astronomican lit.

Dreadnought is Heavy! POW, HAHA! [editline]12:39PM[/editline] Even in death I FEEL A-LIIIIIVEEEEEEEE

Grown 2mm in 2 months. Beat it :smug:

2mm/week

Perpendicular. [editline]08:22AM[/editline] That is my thought on this thread

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;24795120][IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/jgh9iu.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Sweet

[QUOTE=Fatman55;24802980]Perpendicular. [editline]08:22AM[/editline] That is my thought on this thread[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/2lxjeox.gif[/IMG]

This just popped into my head. Do foot fetishists consider athlete's foot to be an STD?

[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;24803099]This just popped into my head. Do foot fetishists consider athlete's foot to be an STD?[/QUOTE] I dont think so, cause it's not acquired throught sex... I dunno thou

bunch of slackjawed faggots around here.

Beat them up Or paint them a nice picture of how they are faggots

If you don't learn math you won't be able to function in society. "To get to the party you wanna take this road that runs perpendicular to the river until you come to another road that intersects it at a 42° angle on which you want to turn left following a recursive path. Solve for [i]x[/i]."

"Well there's Walker Street and Jefferson Street and you want to take their cross product to find Maple Road."

unnngh fuck shcoollll school in like an hour fuuuuckkkckckkckc

Mother of god. The Godfather is 3 hours long. I'm gonna have to devote an entire afternoon to this.