LMAO Pics v.92% Arguments, 6.9% That Cat, 1% Buttes, 0.1% Content stolen from Reddit - General

It was like cynically examining your posts?

[QUOTE=Dick Tracy;30680349]It was like cynically examining your posts?[/QUOTE] sitting there watching your every post reading every word [i]waiting for you to mess up[/i]

So it was like cynically examining your posts!

[QUOTE=Dick Tracy;30680447]So it was like cynically examining your posts![/QUOTE] Why dont you post those comics anymore? I loved them.

[QUOTE=Forumaster;30673080][img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/unpickable.png[/img][/QUOTE] [I]The safe is empty except for an unsolved 5x5 Rubik's cube.[/I]

[QUOTE=Forumaster;30673080][img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/unpickable.png[/img][/QUOTE] If the safe is as secure as it sounds why not just put all your shit in there?

[QUOTE=booster;30663802]Youtube should be the guy filming in the background.[/QUOTE] I fixed it AGAIN [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28591597/Random%20shit/fixed%20agian.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;30680832]If the safe is as secure as it sounds why not just put all your shit in there?[/QUOTE] because you can't open it

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;30680832]If the safe is as secure as it sounds why not just put all your shit in there?[/QUOTE] Because it's physically impossible to open - with one of the pins of the lock fused, it literally can't open. You would have to break the safe in order to get your stuff back out. Edit: Huh, so someone ninja'd me. Here, have some funny: [img]http://www.pvponline.com/comics/pvp20110623.png[/img]

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[QUOTE=Gongong;30680042][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5snT1.gif[/IMG] His username translates to "crapcrap9" as well. :sweden:[/QUOTE]More like "pooppoop9" :v: Crap is more like "skit".

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[QUOTE=JLea;30677104][INDENT] I decided it'd be fun to fuck myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did. This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry. Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my ass. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain. Last chance to stop. It's horriffic. I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my ass out of my ass. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of ass sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the ass "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My ass didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes. So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed. [/INDENT][/QUOTE] That would be Santorum for you

[img]http://i.imgur.com/U710p.jpg[/img] You just try sleeping in

[QUOTE=Noth;30681313][img]http://i.imgur.com/Y7xnY.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Ass colour

[QUOTE=Noth;30681516][img]http://i.imgur.com/U710p.jpg[/img] You just try sleeping in[/QUOTE] Time is money? What a waste of technology

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[QUOTE=gman003-main;30680889]Because it's physically impossible to open - with one of the pins of the lock fused, it literally can't open. You would have to break the safe in order to get your stuff back out. [/QUOTE] Why do you keep explaining things in LMAO pics?

[QUOTE=Noth;30681516][img]http://i.imgur.com/U710p.jpg[/img] You just try sleeping in[/QUOTE] I hope that is a 100$ bill being repaired.

[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;30681663]Why do you keep explaining things in LMAO pics?[/QUOTE] Because people keep asking.

[QUOTE=Forumaster;30674147][img]http://i.imgur.com/GOVer.png[/img] Good Lord.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/25082306/buckley.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Chibej;30681582]some OC [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/684/ratm.png/][IMG]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6393/ratm.png[/IMG][/URL] Uploaded with [URL=http://imageshack.us]ImageShack.us[/URL][/QUOTE] Please let her take your computer.

[QUOTE=Rubs10;30681564]Ass colour[/QUOTE] Beats getting std. tape.

[QUOTE=Chibej;30681582]some OC [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/684/ratm.png/][IMG]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6393/ratm.png[/IMG][/URL] Uploaded with [URL=http://imageshack.us]ImageShack.us[/URL][/QUOTE] Us rebels, huh?

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[QUOTE=DinoJesus;30681853][IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/25082306/stop.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I wish I didn't agree with this, but it's true.

[QUOTE=DinoJesus;30681738][IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/25082306/buckley.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Moon Over June is the one with the two lesbians making funny time while managing to be entirely porn, right? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZFAOIpojSI[/media] Yes, yes it is.