Oh baby, let me put my external storage device in your USB slot...
Make me a sandvich
[editline]11:59PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sabrina;24422569]Divorce. Right now. You fucking furry.
You better yiff in hell.[/QUOTE]
That just made my day.
OH GOD, YES! TOUCH ME THERE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
That was good
No.
I refuse to accept that even though it's for fun, that i'd be married to a fucking disgusting thing like that.
No.
I love you
Honey, why are you wearing that ridiculous hat ornament?
*divorce*
I told you to watch the roast while I was out shopping and now look what's happened! Dinner is ruined!
My mother was right about you.
I know you don't like the poke'ball but Honey!
My boss is coming for dinner and I think it'd set a good impression.
Take off that gas mask or there will be no fun tonight :downs:
Well I would if you wouldn't fart in bed.
I told you I'm not into that...
Well, gas mask intruders.
I'm feeling horny right now.
So uh, what can you do with those "magic fingers"?
:smug:
How is your goggles doing honey
[QUOTE=Raptros;24429912]So uh, what can you do with those "magic fingers"?
:smug:[/QUOTE]
For example, i could crush your intestines and trick your brain to feel pleasure instead of pain.
Imagine how that'd feel?
That sounds hot, we have to try it out sometime soon
The fuck do you mean we?
Sabrina, who's this?
Uhh, i think i'll just leave.
Stop dancing you've been doing that for weeks, woman!
So, uh, how do you work, you know...
In bed?
Hey :smug:
Toilet's backed up again and the cat puked on the floor in the hallway.
So uh...yeah.
when did I marry a pokemon? must have been a crazy night...
[editline]02:18AM[/editline]
I love Vegas.
Why don't you look at me when we make love?
cause you're a kid.
But your a zombie...
Honey, can you stop that? I'm trying to watch TV!
I still don't get why people refer to the above user's avatar when the title says Above user not Above user's avatar
[editline]10:10AM[/editline]
Make me a sandwich.
Honey, get out of bed
No, i love my bed more than you...
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