ITT: You are married to the above user - General

Well it's great fun being married to a hypno disk. The sex is interesting though :v:

Uhh yeah.. well.. you know... I think I might be gay.. I saw this penis on the internet, and I thought to myself.. well. that's just fine.

I want a divorce.

lets fuck

not now, it's 3:30am.

fuck no. I'll crush your dick.

I would never marry you

The final day is now over. The five minute counter has started. When it hits zero, it's rape time.

FUCK YOUR SCARING ME /caps

How exactly can this be done?

I wish I could see you more often :(

Oh god, *Squish, Squish* Fucking worms in the house

Wait, what the fuck? Fuckin' Vegas man.

I cant kiss fire.

I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb.

When are we moving out of this infernal desert??? You know I can't stand all this heat.

Yous a Furrah :O!?

Let us fuck until the end of time. Nah, I'm kidding, I want a divorce.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA! :byodood:

Hey didn't you say you would pick up that cat turd? Its been like a week....

When we got the damn cat, we decided cleaning up was your job and feeding it was mine. Don't you remember?

Anyone anyone! Insert your two fingers into me. Shake it hard and hard. Oh ma gawd. Make me juice. Insert your 32" meat into me. Now!!!

Best spouse in thread? I think yes.

I must have been drunk, or some shit if I married to that thing.

I love my wife.

What the fuck did I do in life to deserve that as my husband? Jesus christ I'm buying him a razor as our anniversery present.

You're pretty hot man...

I'm getting a divorce.

Oh great

Yay

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