ITT: You are married to the above user

[Andru91]

Oh dear god

[FuhFuhFresh]

Our love cannot be true if I'm married to a pimp

[Andru91]

Aw baby you're my number 1 hooker!

[FuhFuhFresh]

But I don't have any orifices that don't result in combustion on the other party's half!

[Rsam]

One cheating bastard cheats another cheating bastard. I'm starting to see the pattern you cheating bastards.

[Andru91]

Oh snap thats hooker number 5, specially for nerds :saddowns:

[Cobra Dude]

Shut up and kiss me.

[Cobbart]

:gonk:

[TheJunction]

Why don't we have sex anymore?

[Rsam]

What the... :confused:

[littleicyman]

Shit.

[salty peanut]

We're going to that fancy restaurant you were talking about, honey. :h:

[TehBlueOne]

You'd better not crush me in bed bro.

[Boozy&Bitter]

Hot damn I'm married to a 15 year old, what is this, India?

[Rsam]

Oh no :ohdear:

[Devodiere]

What a sad, lonely life I have.

[Andru91]

WHy don't you ever call me anymore from work

[Jad Hinto]

Look, you need to get rid of your hoes. I just feel...jealous.

[MrAfroShark70]

Divorce!

[TheJunction]

I am sick and tired of your afro!! Shave it or i'm leaving you!!

[Devodiere]

Dammit woman, can't you be more reliable?

[zzzZZZZ]

Shave that shit, hubby.

[Dachande]

I'll be your girlfriend, thats the truth! :h:

(even though im a guy i was making a point to your fancy title)

[MrAfroShark70]

OH GAWD YES, FETISHES
/caps

[TheMadF'inHatta]

EITHER TAKE OFF THE HEADPHONES OR I DIVORCE /caps

[Exosel]

Honey I'am home

[mickers]

her face seeing me undress, OH GOD IM A HIDEOUS MONSTER!

damn u box, you get angry sex now

[Andru91]

No angry sex unless they pay you for it, kay.

[MrAfroShark70]

Since when was I a hoe?

[Andru91]

Since you signed your contract