ITT: You are married to the above user

[Bivi]

How drunk [B]was[/B] I?

[TheJunction]

You had to go to the hospital since one of your kidneys shut down. Thats just an example of how much you had to drink

[Sitkero]

Honey, do you know what today is?

[Andru91]

Hoe-sales day?

[LaTOUNGa]

I want an divorce right now!

[LODY]

:q:

[MrAfroShark70]

Yeah for fetishes?

Is that person underage?

[Mauzer]

Wouldn't you like to know... :colbert:

[Mindtwistah]

I want a divorce!

[Andru91]

Would you finally grow up

[Pepin]

Baby, you don't look so good.

[Sgt Pringles]

Quit smoking hunny

[salty peanut]

Did you remember to turn the stove off? I swear, if you forgot...

[Andru91]

Why do you always have to wake me up in that painful way

[GoDL1Kelol]

Honey, you look like you've gained weight...

[Mandrith]

Oh god... I'm married to an animal.

[GoDL1Kelol]

I want a divorce, you fat cake addict!

[PHrag]

that would make it too easy for you. NO DIVORCE!

[UserDerth]

I want a Divorce, or i shoot my he-hand off, BOTH of them.

[FuhFuhFresh]

There's no way im divorcing you, sweetie. I'm staying with you forever and ever and eeeeverrrrr...

[RaptorRed]

You bastard, are you cheating on me?

[Ericsson]

lets fuck

[Evil-Art]

Don't give me that lovely dovely bullshit I want a divorce and i'm taking the china which the jeffisons gave use on our wedding day

[Rama214]

U mad?

[Trainguyxx]

I'm only mad cause im married to a giant r... ='(

[Bllasae]

[QUOTE=Trainguyxx;24519347]I'm only mad cause im married to a giant r... ='([/QUOTE]
You're divorced for cheating.

[4 AM]

What are you doing here? go to kitchen now!

[Crimson_Bomb]

Please don't hit me with that shovel!

Look I made you a samich!

*Runs back to kitchen*

[FuhFuhFresh]

I didn't like your Cartoon OR your movie about blue people.

It just had to be said.

[Spawndex]

I love you, let's raise a family