ITT: You are married to the above user

[FuhFuhFresh]

Burning Alien children? :wtc:

[scorpion8754]

[I]Hot
[/I]

[LolHuh]

Well fuck. I have a feeling this is going to be an abusive relationship.

[hypno-toad]

I like mysterious men :allears:

[gtaftw]

All hail hypnotoad!

[FuhFuhFresh]

ALL GLORY TO THE-

Nevermind

Edit: :ninja:

[Lewdis]

You're so hot

[Hatashi]

Wanna go for a [i]walk[/i]?

[FuhFuhFresh]

I'm married to a Pimp, a Robot, Disemobdied Words, a Creepy piece of technology and an Alien.

What can [I]you[/I] offer me?

[Soundwave]

Make me some bacon, bitch :smug:

[FuhFuhFresh]

I can descend from the sky to make travel a living hell.

[I]You're[/I] the bitch.

[Stimich]

Wow you're [I]sooo[/I] [B]HOT.[/B] Make me some dinner.

[Tools]

:suicide:

[.Dave]

ok

[MphysLx]

Not possible.

[SPESS MEHRINE]

I won't be married to a heretic!

[MphysLx]

NO!!

[Lewdis]

I'm sorry, its not you its me.

I'm a T and you're a CT

[MphysLx]

I lol'd at that post.

[Lewdis]

Dont make me plant the bomb baby, I really dont want to

[MphysLx]

[QUOTE=Louis;24524864]Dont make me plant the bomb baby, I really dont want to[/QUOTE]

I have a defuse kit :smug:

[Lewdis]

You slut

[salty peanut]

My mother is coming to stay with us, don't fuck this up.

[Lewdis]

Its ok baby, i'll be on best behavior

[Trainguyxx]

No you won't! You'll just walk around in your underwear like you did last time! (Man is this a weird thread or what?)

[MphysLx]

Agreed.

[Cypher_09]

I am gay.

[Bengley]

I am gay

[MphysLx]

I am not gay :razz:

[Cypher_09]

[QUOTE=MphysLx;24525720]I am not gay :razz:[/QUOTE]

I am married to Bengay