ITT: You are married to the above user - General

I hate you. I want a divorce!

Get out of this suit, silly.

please stop crying. here have this llama to cheer you up

:smithicide:

Stop being so dramatic, I murdered your mother.

Stop hitting me with hearts!

I want a divorce.

God fucking dammit not you again.

Oh god i am married to a man.

I always knew my wife would be a small picture on the wall.

Oh... my... god, YOU`RE A LESBIAN? AND GOOD IN BED? HOW THE PHUCK?!

Not amused here get back to the kitchen!

get back to work and earn me money

......who are you!?

Why wont you love me.. why do you cheat on me.. why.. what did I ever do.. am I not good enough..? Why..

I want a divorce!

Are the mini-hot dogs done yet? No? Well get back in that fucking kitchen and finish them!

Yes dear

Where did it all go wrong :smith:

Because you bring your job home! Stop working on that stupid thing!!!

Are they done yet?!

Am I the wife or the husband?

Where is my damn sandvich??!?!

In the kitchen, make it yourself dearie.

Hon, of all these years I've been married to you, I'm sorry to say... I'm really a man.

Oh rerr.

I love you too darling... I knew photographs were the one for me...

I want a divorce. This just isn't working out.

My body is ready.

Pokémons turn me on

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