Get over here bitch im gonna beat you like i beat your mother
Why won´t you get that plastic surgery I told you about?
I'm...I'm going to stay at my mother's for a while.
Want me to come over for a quickie?
[QUOTE=Pandemix;24313323]Want me to come over for a quickie?[/QUOTE]
I caught you you fucker, having sex with salty peanuts. This marriage is over.
[QUOTE=J4censolo;24313539]I caught you you fucker, having sex with salty peanuts. This marriage is over.[/QUOTE]
You take the kids. I know they're not mine. You had babies with Perfumly, didn't you?
im only taking the kids if i get the house too
It's over, I hate you.
Fine. Leave. See if I care.
Jesus... where is a damn marriage counciler when you need one!?
jesus can you not just dress normally for once?!
You just shot my granny.
Go fuck yourself.
I booked an appointment for us at that marriage counselor...
One more tiem
Don't be so sad.
Your waterfall of emotions is a real downer.
Change your last name to Campin.
your penis is small, im divorcing and going for Happy Bob.
[QUOTE=Suttles;24324822]your penis is small, im divorcing and going for Happy Bob.[/QUOTE]
this is scout and i cant handle it
The assassination rate in this city is nuts, isn't it honey. Honey?
The origin of your life is Tic-Tac-Toe, right dear?
Where's my goddamn beer?!
You get me, MY beer!
There's no beer left, if [i]SOMEBODY[/i] would go shopping, though...
You damn hooker, get back here.
if you walk off one more time i'll tie you to the bed and not let you leave
tie me to the bed with furry handcuffs.
i'll be meaner than that
Hey h-
Who the fuck are you?
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