ITT: You are married to the above user - General

divorce

Why am I married to a Pikatchu with the coolface? [editline]11:11PM[/editline] Oh joy, I'm not. Instead married to random geek? I'm not gay D:

Why do you always have to keep watching me with that one big eye?! You never give me room to myself! :rant:

oh this marriage should be fun

Where's my apple juice god dammit!!

Divorce, and fuck you too

Wait the fuck I don't remember marrying a dude...

Divorce. You don't look as hot as you did on the night I married you, I also think you got me drunk, get out of my house.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cough divorce cough

Oh hell Make me a sandwhich and get back in bed!!

Fuck no I can't get no satisfaction here

If only you could deep throat and stayed in the kitchen when told shall we be happy together.

YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME AT ALL. /caps

Oh god, I just realized I am a polygamist! Why must I always hurt the ones I love!?!?

(Insert nagging)

Get the heck out of my house you .jif

-bleep-

Do you still LOVE ME!!! LOVE ME!!!!!

I love a pretty pussy

Honey, I'm off to war...

Woah what happened last night?

Noo get back here and rub me!!!

I Work too much and never come home and spend time with the kids :::::

Well if that's how you feel about then I'm going to divorce you, take the kids, and half your money, bye bye.

Divorce because I'm not gay

Divorce unless you let me straighten your hair so i can pull it :smug:

We are going to make love tonight...whether you like it or not.

Still awkward

Not awkward anymore. Or is it? Hmm, how many divorces can i get in one day?

None today, now get in that fucking bedroom.

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