ITT: You are married to the above user

[JuiceStand]

Only after you make me steak

[Sabrina]

Hey, look. Another slave to be chained in my basement for losing to me in a battle.

You get food once a week, you get [b]fucked[/b] (read: raped) 7 times a week, you get cut with sharp things 3 times a week and you get tortured otherwise once a week.

It's nice to have a new husband.

[mr.killa]

I took a piss in the juice

[Sabrina]

You son of a bitch.

[mr.killa]

[QUOTE=Sabrina;24355668]You son of a bitch.[/QUOTE]

Don't mess with CP's. *beats the shit out of the above avatar*

[Sabrina]

This isn't roleplay faggot. Now battle me for the badge or gtfo.

oh wait

[CaMpEr_DoOd]

Not a bad marriage although to Flaming hands are starting to not be such a problem.

[Sabrina]

[QUOTE=CaMpEr_DoOd;24355772]Not a bad marriage although to Flaming hands are starting to not be such a problem.[/QUOTE]

For the last time, not flames, only a visual representation of huge psychic power. Not dangerous.

And yeah, lesbian love can't be that bad.....right?

[TurbisV2]

We should sex right now, honey.

[FHamster]

Jerk off by rubbing the worm around my cock.

[MrAfroShark70]

Oh man, I would have so much FUN!

[editline]12:58AM[/editline]

Hopefully, that's a cat girl/ fox girl

[salty peanut]

Catfaggots Afro? Really? :colbert:

Now go do my laundry.

[MrAfroShark70]

I'm so ashamed, but so aroused, god damn my body! :argh:

[Jalli]

METAL GEEEEAR!!

caps

[DSG]

make me a sandwich

[Patcher]

OH FUCK YEAH MY DREAM CAME TRUE
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[Jalli]

I wonder what the sex will be like.

[DarkKrystal]

Ninja'd like a bitch

SNAKE, I KNOW WHAT YOU DO IN THAT BOX >:C

[BBKF]

you fucking whore how could you be married to two people fuck you im getting a divorce

[Darthmagy]

I came.

[BBKF]

you ruined my life whore

[editline]12:13AM[/editline]

Motherfucking ninjas everywhere

[Cysero]

Stop smoking

[KamikazeZombie]

Hey honey where are the kids?

[Murkat]

use that tongue and lick my balls

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OH GOD MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE

[KamikazeZombie]

Fire doesn't have a tongue, sweetie.

[salty peanut]

You aren't fire you delusional fuck, you are a person. I'm married to the above USER, not your avatar.

Now get in the car, we're going to your mother-in-law's.

[Andru91]

Why do you always run off with some other dude? I HAVE FEELINGS TOO

[KamikazeZombie]

Fat deadbeat husband demand moar food.

[Paradox8]

You burned down the house, now what're we gonna do?

[Andru91]

I can offer you hospitality.. if you come back to me..