Hello there, puttin' on your sex face for me again?
No, go change little Joey's diaper now.
How the fuck am I supposed to kiss that thing? :raise:
You've put on so much weight during the pregnancy, think it might be time to lose it?
Its all muscle, baby.
You can always do it with me baby.
:smug:
Yes.
I want a divorce.
I want a husband with a better polycount.
well i want a wife that is in colour but life isn't fair.
Married to pure energy, great :v:
what the...
sorry, i gotta fix you.
Dammit Sabrina, why do you always have to belittle me? I'll get fixed when I'm good and ready!
Let's have our first non-bastard child
Baby i love you
Where be my sandvich!!?
Make it yourself, honey.
Go back to wandering around, only to be captured by some 10 year old... oh wait.. that is your job.
No I will [i]not[/i] pick up that can.
I can see through that fake smile of yours. We need to talk about our problems.
All you ever do is party. Party hard. YOU NEVER HAVE ANY TIME FOR ME.
show me boobies
OH FU- *explosion*
Get some contacts! Those glasses are horrid!
DID I SAY GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN?! Grab me a beer!
Quit crying when i hit you and get in the damn bed NOW!
Could you stop smiling like that all the time, it's especially creepy when we are having sex...
STOP SMILING GODDAMMIT!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME!?
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