Name some of the craziest things you're done when you were drunk
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Did a handstand.
Quite successfully as well.
It was probably just getting naked in public.
And just randomly spun around in circles for the hell of it.
Yeah, I don't drink very often.
ffffffffffff broke ma automerge
Besides the volume of alcohol I drank being massively stupid in itself...
I've woken up in a bed with the same obese, emotionally damaged girl TWICE.
Passed out in my own vomit TWICE.
Confided tearfully to a lesbian I hardly knew, "I'm not a nice guy. I'm never going to find anyone."
Decided the balcony was a good and stylish way to exit the apartment. (Strangely enough, I broke my foot doing the same thing when I was SOBER.)
Had someone punch me in the face. No ill effects, he was thin and feminine. Attempted to get someone larger to punch me, but they, luckily, declined.
Broke a shotglass trying to do a handstand and drink.
Introducing myself to pretty girls in my best Borat impression, "Hi! My name-a Jeremiah! I liiike you!"
Yeeeeah... Alcohol sure is fun.
I know a b*tch who lay down on the floor with a guy she was dating and said God is pathetic. She said she didn't notice she was drunk until she did THAT.
[QUOTE=Sin.City;16771838]I know a b*tch who lay down on the floor with a guy she was dating and said God is pathetic. She said she didn't notice she was drunk until she did THAT.[/QUOTE]
should have slapped that cunt in the face for dissin god~
Beat up a random guy with 3 inches of iron chain because he was all hyper and annoying
Threw a guy down the stairwell because he grabed my croch claiming do detect a lack of balls
Jumped in a bonfire and stayed until my shoes caught fire and I had to run like crazy leaving flaming
trails of molten plastic. Oh, and a red hot nail burned into my foot that day.
And overall randomly destroying a lot of garbage
Holy Christ OP can't spell.
Also, what time is 0AM?
Hrere's mine: During my month rotation in Russia, me and some of my " Platoon " snuck out and ended up getting chased past the Kremlin by some guards after having way too much to drink.
puked everywhere.
[QUOTE=Xaphania;16755016]I've never gotten drunk.[/QUOTE]
This. :smile:
First time i got drunk i ran around my friends garden with their samurai sword.
Another time was on a politics trip with school, were all in sixth form and we had two hours free time, we ended up in a pub in the middle of London, our trip back was way better than the trip there.
Other things for me are just showing my friends that I can kick their asses, smoking pot... Passing out and then driving when I wake up, still plastered and throwing up.
[QUOTE=Xaphania;16755016]I've never gotten drunk.[/QUOTE]
This.
The stuipd things I do and my insanity are natural.
Passed out whilst going for a piss and waking up in a bush with my dick out
[QUOTE=Ishwoo;16772922]Passed out whilst going for a piss and waking up in a bush with my dick out[/QUOTE]
Oh the possibilities... lol
Made out with my best friend, which we swore we'd never do..but they forced us, you shoulda seen the peer pressure! :v:
Went to this guy's horrible bedsit with my friend and drank tea whilst sat either side of him with his arms round us..not crazy, just exceedingly uncomfortable.
There's a lot of crazy stuff but I can't seem to think of anything. :s
[QUOTE=Foghorn;16773010]
There's a lot of crazy stuff but I can't seem to think of anything. :s[/QUOTE]
Probably because you were too wasted to remember :v:
I drink, but I don't get drunk, so I haven't done anything crazy.
On the last day of term a bunch of my friends went to this girls house to get fucked up, one particular person who none of us hang around with anymore due to him being an annoying retard got reallllly drunk from some vodka. We started shooting him with BB guns, for the lulz. Eventually we decided to take him down the street in a wheelbarrow, making sure to hit his head of every single lamp post we passed.
Eventually we got down the road to a local pub and pushed him out onto the floor, at some point he regained consciousness and decided that he needed to urinate. Without standing up. Whilst lying downhill. As I'm sure you realise, urine is affected by gravity, and so proceeded to flow downhill into his face.
Some worried people from the pub called an ambulance, who called his mother. She thought he was on heroin lol. This guy got pwned hard.
[QUOTE=dcss;16774334]On the last day of term a bunch of my friends went to this girls house to get fucked up, one particular person who none of us hang around with anymore due to him being an annoying retard got reallllly drunk from some vodka. We started shooting him with BB guns, for the lulz. Eventually we decided to take him down the street in a wheelbarrow, making sure to hit his head of every single lamp post we passed.
Eventually we got down the road to a local pub and pushed him out onto the floor, at some point he regained consciousness and decided that he needed to urinate. Without standing up. Whilst lying downhill. As I'm sure you realise, urine is affected by gravity, and so proceeded to flow downhill into his face.
Some worried people from the pub called an ambulance, who called his mother. She thought he was on heroin lol. This guy got pwned hard.[/QUOTE]
haha lul u so funney.
I went into some business building in my town and started punching holes in the ceiling.
After a party at a friend's house I recall riding down the road on a filing cabinet.
If I remember rightly it was being thrown out and was left by her gate.
[QUOTE=K2cougar;16766965]face down?[/QUOTE]
Naw, but then my friends came and when I woke up all I heard was "Jonathan, what in the [b]FUCK[/b]?!"
I shashed my phone screen and assumed it would fix itself by the morning. £50 odd repair bill! Worth it tho! <3
Made fun of some random girls' laugh
(By making a silly imitation)
[QUOTE=Red_Eyes;16775240]Made fun of some random girls' laugh
(By making a silly imitation)[/QUOTE]
You crazy motherfucker
When I got wasted, I played CoD 4, my friend was around and it was Halloween, and I was screaming random shit, I don't even remember that well, the one thing I remember is yelling "Hey! You know the Eiffel Tower?" My friend- "Yeah?" Me- "Thats my dick! gahahaha" Then I kept playing CoD 4 until I decided to take a piss, I missed the toilet then I passed out in the Kitchen with a bag of lunch meat in one hand, and Ice Cream in the other.
[QUOTE=ArcNova;16760909]Cheated on my girlfriend.
Oh and passed out in a shallow river.[/QUOTE]
You bastard :argh:
[QUOTE=Dr.C;16775495]You bastard :argh:[/QUOTE]
Raul I said I was sorry but she was like no.
Single is cool anyways babe.
I'm not alcoholic
:buddy:
[QUOTE=nubcakez;16775809]I'm not alcoholic
:buddy:[/QUOTE]
Neither am I but I still get drunk sometimes
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