Name some of the craziest things you're done when you were drunk - General

scooped every fuckin tit i could find GOOD TIMES

Me and my friends were having a party at my house and I we were all gathered around this area talking and laughing and I told everyone I'd be right back to go to the bathroom. After this point I don't remember happening but all my friends tell me it did. I went downstairs and took a piss and I was gone for like ten minutes so they went downstairs to check on me and I had music on and was dancing with my dog in my room.

[QUOTE=ArcNova;16775374]You crazy motherfucker[/QUOTE] I'm silly when drunk :ohdear: ... I don't really do "crazy" stuff...

[QUOTE=m3m0d;16775476]When I got wasted, I played CoD 4, my friend was around and it was Halloween, and I was screaming random shit, I don't even remember that well, the one thing I remember is yelling "Hey! You know the Eiffel Tower?" My friend- "Yeah?" Me- "Thats my dick! gahahaha" Then I kept playing CoD 4 until I decided to take a piss, I missed the toilet then I passed out in the Kitchen with a bag of lunch meat in one hand, and Ice Cream in the other.[/QUOTE] Sounds like some of my new year eve's.

[QUOTE=K2cougar;16768954]try trackmania.[/QUOTE] Oh god, do you want me to puke on your carpet?

I was lured to a pub and fucked by the gay landlord.

[QUOTE=cortzxxx;16779346]I was lured to a pub and fucked by the gay landlord.[/QUOTE] [img]http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs196.snc1/6615_116508344564_565224564_2250592_915494_n.jpg[/img] Excuse me?

FIRST (AND ONLY) time being drunk I took off running at a new years party slipped of a buttload of confetti and bashed my head pretty good.

Drank some heavy beer, Jägermeister and some Jack Daniels all on one night. We went to town, and then it hit... Had to be dragged to my friend's place, barfed on their shoes... Good times :P

On New Year's Eve I fell down an up escalator and lost my wallet and phone.

I was at a friends brothers house one day when my friend and I decided to go in on some Jagermeister. I ate chicken before drinking which caused this whole mess. I was having fun doing some fucking jagerbombs and all kinds of other stupid drunk shit. My friend brought some weed over and normally I don't smoke weed but for some reason it looked awesome. I can't remember much but I smoked it and the next thing I know I'm throwing up everywhere in a bucket, literally threw up buckets and passed out. Good times.

I broke my arm... But read what my friend did-it's some crazy shit: D Me and my friends got hammered on my birthday (in our Student home room) It was getting late and we decided to go to bed. But this one dude went to the bathroom and didn't come back for a while, so I went to check on him. I found him lying on the floor. I thought he puked on the floor, but no, he did something that ne and my friends will remember and laugh at for ever-he took a dump in the urinal... I picked him up and helped him to his room. He woke up in the morning, took a shower, cleaned the poop and went to school.

a lot of crazy stuff which caused me to never touch alcohol again. but a mild one, about a couple of months ago me and a friend got really drunk and shat in the kids playpark in my estate, then stayed up and drunk a load more, waiting to watch someone see it.

Is it sad that this thread just makes me want to get seriously shitfaced, just so I have something to talk about? I haven't touched alcohol for months, but my birthday's in a few weeks... Maybe that'll be excuse enough.

Not sad at all :D

[QUOTE=The_Naysayer;16783220]Is it sad that this thread just makes me want to get seriously shitfaced, just so I have something to talk about? I haven't touched alcohol for months, but my birthday's in a few weeks... Maybe that'll be excuse enough.[/QUOTE] Sometimes being clean is what you need.

[QUOTE=onox37;16790044]Sometimes being clean is what you need.[/QUOTE] I appreciate the "self control" sentiment, but I've never really had an issue with alcohol indulgence. I mean, yeah, I've done stupid things (read large post earlier in thread), but I can count on one hand the number of times I was actually drunk beyond my own control. And really, those are hilariously good memories, albeit riddled with stupidity. It's liberating, in a way. I'm in no way a violent or angry drunk, so I see no harm besides self harm to be done, which I've never much minded.

[B]This thread is officially amusing[/B] To those of you who are thinking stuff like "Woaw, I'm never gonna drink, if you do that kinda crazy stuff!", these are the craziest stories people could tell. Nobody talks about all the nice chatting and cozyness you also experience whilst drunk. Just so that you don't think you either get hammered or don't drink at all.... Anyway, I had sex in an elevator.... Turns out we didn't stop the elevator in between two floors perfectly, leaving a small part of the window in the door uncovered. When I realized, all I saw was one of my friends staring at me with a stoned "lol hai" expression on his face.