... Why are you posting that picture? What's wrong with it?
Yeaaah I dont get it
I'd love to use this as a video but i don't know how to make gifs :/ [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bog40e-l_n8[/url]
[QUOTE=ElliotBastine;23301255]I'd love to use this as a video but i don't know how to make gifs :/ [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bog40e-l_n8[/URL][/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Shikari2k7;23236407]Would be nice if you guys could post some, theyre pretty hard to find.[/QUOTE]
Gees, I wonder why.
[QUOTE=RickieSticki;23302801][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Untitled-1123456789.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Cheers mate, using that tonight :D
If i had just one criticism, it'd be that he moves too slowly, i'd rather have it at normal speed :)
What can I say it took 2 secs to get a idiot to do the sock thing.
[IMG]http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/8052/camown1.jpg[/IMG]
I still dont personally see, what's funny about the sock on cock thing.
This does not count as child pron, I swar.[/QUOTE]
You should take this off bro, it in fact DOES count as underage child pornography.
[QUOTE=ElGrego;23340320]You should take this off bro, it in fact DOES count as underage child pornography.[/QUOTE]
Then maybe you shouldnt quote it.
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[quote]Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl?
You: omg what are you like 7
Stranger: 11
Stranger: fucker
[/quote]
my first time using this guy
[IMG]http://lookpic.com/d2/i2/3658/WiagbXrv.jpeg[/IMG]
this was messed up, he left quickly when I said my mom was beside me doing the typing. hhahaha
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HAHAHA I can't believe this guy did it!!
I said my bf was away because he's in the army. And I didn't want to feel like I was cheating on him, so I asked him to write the name steve on his cock for me (saying that was my bf's name) and the douche did it!
[IMG]http://lookpic.com/d2/i2/1204/UH9MOWfB.jpeg[/IMG]
haha this one is so funny!!
[url=http://bazoocam.org]chatroulette[/url]
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The girl was like "Oh my god oh my goood! Dead person... hanging.. from the ceiling... disconnect"
Just got a girl, she was a bit fat, but she just told me ''I'll do what you want'' and she made a little 5 minutes show, then fingered herself in front of the cam for another 2 minutes!
God bless Omegle :911:
I love omegle.
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Can someone link me to both .gif's of the bird snake thing? Will post results.
NVM, read the thread, found it on page 3.
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Fat kid be like ":3:"
I used the mirroring trick and started talking with this hot girl. The first part of the convo cut off basically all I said was I am her from the future.
"out: You might not be president of USA anymore.
out: oh shit I said to much
in: great :D
in: USA is so small, i have always wanted to go bigger
out: Pretend you didn't hear that
out: USA was just the beginning
out: You got power hungry and conquered Mars
out: oh shit I forgot you haven't put life on there yet
in: no no, now you have inspired me - i know that i can do it, so now it'll definitely happen
out: Who knows you might get over confident
in: i just have to mate with sheldon cooper
in: and activate my plan....
in: the seeds have already been planted
out: Good
out: Then I didn't fuck up
in: MOAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAa
out: That was the laugh I did when I got Mars
in: The reign of Eva shall be glorious, and Ceiling Cat the Prophet shall declare it beutiful
out: Yes, that was exactly what I said when Earth bowed down to me.
in: RAWR!
out: My catchphrase!
in: Oh, the glory.
out: I also grew a mustache in the future
in: Sehssy
out: To show I am as strong as a man
out: I also made a potion to be immortal
out: Thats why I look the same
in: yay me/you
out: I also cured all disease and sickness
out: I stopped all wars
out: and I made life possible on other planets
in: what do you mean stop wars?
out: No wars everyone loves everyone.
in: There shall be ETERNAL WAR
out: Oh God
out: I already changed the future
in: no no
in: Oh Eva
in: i do not know of this "God" you speak of
in: Can I clone myself?
out: Yes
in: GREAT
out: You did many times
in: I will inhabit the earth
out: In order to rule the many space colonies you conquered
out: Also God now fears you
out: So does Chuck Norris
in: God? He stilll alive?
in: Chuck Norris shall be my house pet
out: No I am planning an assassination set tomorrow.
in: B E A utiful
out: I have got Satan and his minions ready
in: Lurvely
out: Once he's dead I'll gain all his powers.
in: Chuck Norris - the house slave/pet, and Satan the sex slave.
in: Right?
out: Indeed.
out: Now I remember
in: what?
out: It was 10,000 years ago I talked to myself
in: SO LONG?
out: Yeah, I made the immortality potion.
out: and don't worry
out: 2012 only destroys 95% of the world
in: what happened to earth? Did the capitalists have time to buttfuck the planet completely?
in: ah, ok. Hmm
in: have to take that into account to get the calvulations in the plan right.
out: Yeah make sure you are on top of Everest
out: You will be safe there
in: ok, so I should scrap New Zealand?
out: Yes the people there were a pain.
in: or just the nuclear war altogether?
in: ok
out: Nuclear war happens in 2013
out: Japan was the first to go
out: No more sushi
in: ah, ok. Have to eradicate the unbelievers
in: no more sushi? :'(
out: You make Evashi
out: Best food in the world
in: oh, sounds good
in: om nom
out: Oh yeah and Justin Bieber turns out to have been a girl the whole time
out: Who knew
in: do i fuck his brains out?
out: and Barrack Obama blew himself and the white house when he was voted out of power.
out: Yeah he was in league wiith Obama
in: aww, poor things
in: are you still hoping for flash?
in: or do you have more hints?
in: to improve the plan
in: do you sleep with your clones?
out: To ensure success make sure that in 10,000 years you got to Chat Roulette
out: Look for yourself
in: of course
out: I sleep alone no one is worthy enough to sleep with me.
in: no even myself?
out: No clones are still inferior to the original
in: aha. You have to improve the clone making skills, sis :P
out: I have no time. I'm to busy ruling the galaxy.
in: have the minions do it for you?
in: One of the faithful genius slaves?
out: They do not have the intelligence to make the perfect clone.
in: I know you have some
in: hmm
out: Genius but not smart enough
in: how 'bout just adding some 42?
out: In order for you to create the perfect clone you need to have an IQ of infinity + 1 something only I have.
out: The clones only have infinity.
in: *sigh*
out: That one point is the key to perfecting it.
in: aha
in: hmm, i'm getting tired
out: Well then, good luck with the plan.
out: Remember all the details
out: They are important for the future
in: am saving the text :P
out: Good, now have fun the world. It will be all yours.
in: eeeexcellent..."
busy monkey, how are you gettin so lucky?
and anyone possible of taking the justin bieber vid (search justin bieber ustream on yountube) and making a gif of the part he makes peace sign? for people who ask for proof
Needs a screamer?
God damnit i need that snake and bird .gif but i can't find it.
Well guys since I barely see boobs I decided to scare people for a while with the hangman and NEVER typing a single letter. I recorded most of them but this two are the funniest. The first is an asian. He took it as a joke but he called his girlfriend and she was shocked. Both looked at the hangman for a while but she keeps her pose for about 35 seconds.
[url]http://img213.imageshack.us/i/hangman1.png/[/url]
[url]http://img257.imageshack.us/i/hangman2.png/[/url]
The second is even funnier. The guy was really shocked. He started calling his wife. She wouldn't answer. After a while he gets pissed and gives me a tour to the second floor and apparently to the bathroom where his wife was sitting in the toilet (apparently she had finished anyway so nothing to see ;p ) The wife was shocked for a bit too, then tried to write something but quickly nexted me.
[url]http://img10.imageshack.us/i/hangman3.png/[/url]
[url]http://img295.imageshack.us/i/hangman4.png/[/url]
[url]http://img812.imageshack.us/i/hangman5.png/[/url]
[url]http://img338.imageshack.us/i/hangman6.png/[/url]
The rest of my reactions lasted barely seconds or weren't simply as funny as this two.
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First time using manycam on chatroulette.
Pedo jokes are funny.
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[editline]11:49AM[/editline]
I've never been so pround yet so ashamed at the same time. You could just feel the embarrassment pouring from this kid. There was so much I think I could have utilised his embarrassment into a clean source of energy and ended global warming.
[IMG]http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g244/ukprince_j/chatroulettescreenshot5-BatmanKid1.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g244/ukprince_j/chatroulettescreenshot6-BatmanKid2.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g244/ukprince_j/chatroulettescreenshot7-BatmanKid3.jpg[/IMG]
This kid woke up that morning and had no intention of nuding up for a complete stranger. He's not one of these perverts that crank it for hours looking to creep out little girls, I completely manipulated this kid who was, admittedly, incredibly naiive.
Never underestimate the power of a hot chick.
Oh and he's british so he's legal and it's ok.
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