Million dollars, but... - General

Nope, that's what innovates creepy pastas. They're bad enough just reading them. Million dollars but for every ten dollars you spend you gain a pound of weight (you can burn it like normal though).

No Million bucks, but once every year on a random date, you gotta suck the cock of a homeless man who hasn't showered for 20 years

Hell no Million dollars, but you have to run a minecraft youtube channel with 13 subscriptors and release atleast 750 videos before receive the money

It will be hard but yes A Million fuel units, but you need to sleep a day in every country in the world, even the ones with war in them

Hmm, I'll give it a go I suppose, just find quiet areas. A million squirrels, but you have to wear the same clothes for a whole year without washing them, you can take them off, just not wash them and you cannot wear any other clothes.

[QUOTE=Qaus;49219219]utah is scary but mostly because of the people, so i guess it wouldn't be too bad, sure. would you, for a million dollary-doos, sell your nipples?[/QUOTE] You havent been to Utah. That is the middle of nowhere.

[QUOTE=AncientFryup;49223554]Hmm, I'll give it a go I suppose, just find quiet areas. A million squirrels, but you have to wear the same clothes for a whole year without washing them, you can take them off, just not wash them and you cannot wear any other clothes.[/QUOTE] No I would have no use for a million squirrels. A million dollars but you have to fight a great white shark underwater to get it.

The great white's gonna catch these hands [i]and die[/i] You get a crisp mound of money, $1,000,000 buckaroos, if you lay in a viper pit for 10 minutes without getting bitten.

I will learn how to not get bitten duh 1,000,000 million doller's but you need to have sex with fIlthy frank

Yes, If nobody would [B]EVER FIND OUT[/B]. I mean [B]ever[/B]. A million dollars but immediately after you receive the money become deaf and blind.

No, what's the point in it when I can't watch the porn I spend it on? A million pennies, but you will be sent back in time and have to survive WW2 in germany as a prosecuted minority of your choice before you get your money in the present.

k I will pick the date of the holocaust may may 7 1945 as a Black Officer A million pennis but you need to have sex with Filthy Frank BUT EVERYONE WILL KNOW

As long as it's short and he's quiet. A million quid, but you have to take a living breathing reincarnation of Hitler (dressed as he would be) out for a dinner date every weekend, if you don't, Hitler takes £10,000 every time you don't turn up.

Depends how many weekends it goes on for A million pounds, but you to eat 500 grams worth of raw fish / chicken that's been left outside in mud for 2 weeks

No. A millions bucks but you must never wear any clothes ever.

No I love my poofy dresses and/or not being naked all the time Million buckarooners but for a whole month you have to call everyone the most racist term you can

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;49229208]No I love my poofy dresses and/or not being naked all the time Million buckarooners but for a whole month you have to call everyone the most racist term you can[/QUOTE] Yes. Sounds like fun actually, purposely going around trying to offend people for kicks. A million dollars but you have to relive your elementary school years.

Ayeh, i miss these days A million dollars but you have to be an Arts teacher at a highschool with gangsters, 4 years

Probably not. A million dollars but you will never earn another dollar in your life.

uh sure? most people don't even make a million in their lifetime so that's fine a million dollars but you're no longer allowed to speak to people younger than you for the rest of your life.

That's fine by me Get a million dollars today, no questions asked. All you gotta do is act like a rabid tinfoil hat-wearing republican every time you leave your home, for three years.

I do that anyways, make it out to cash. You get the cool mil, all in one payment, easy peasy. But on one condition: Be the star of a fluoroscopic pornography. I wanna see them bones bouncing, baby. None of that gross fleshy shit. Just pure, unadulterated skell on skell action. Your role is power bottom. Report to the scene next Saturday cause Sunday is the sabbath and I have conservatives potluck that night with my bros from the NRA.

[QUOTE=T553412;49229904]That's fine by me Get a million dollars today, no questions asked. All you gotta do is act like a rabid tinfoil hat-wearing republican every time you leave your home, for three years.[/QUOTE] Easy, I rarely leave my house anyway. [QUOTE=Eva-1337;49230091]I do that anyways, make it out to cash. You get the cool mil, all in one payment, easy peasy. But on one condition: Be the star of a fluoroscopic pornography. I wanna did them bones bouncing, baby. None of that gross fleshy shit. Just pure, unadulterated skell on skell action. Your role is power bottom.[/QUOTE] fffffffffucker also no what the fuck is this about are you on drugs sir One million Professorland Funbucks, but you must find and kill your evil twin sibling that has rocketlaunchers for arms. Think of that boss in MGS.

[QUOTE][QUOTE=Enforcer99;49188271]Yes Million dollars, but you have to drink orange juice everytime after brushing your teeth for the rest of your life.[/QUOTE] Actually enforcer, I do not have a million dollars. Would you be willing to do it for a few steam games? All I ask if you set up a youtube account and keep a thread about what happens

[QUOTE=JohhnyCarson;49230316] Actually enforcer, I do not have a million dollars. Would you be willing to do it for a few steam games? All I ask if you set up a youtube account and keep a thread about what happens[/QUOTE] What kind of steam games? Oh and to keep this going: [QUOTE=Vaught;49230094] One million Professorland Funbucks, but you must find and kill your evil twin sibling that has rocketlaunchers for arms. Think of that boss in MGS.[/QUOTE] Yes One million dollars, but you can only eat microwave food for the rest of your life.

Fuck no. I'd be dead before I got to spend it. A million dollars, but everytime you use an electronic device it will randomly and periodically reverse some of its function temporarily. Example would be using the mouse and right click would become left click, lowering the volume would raise it, hitting the spacebar would backspace etc.

Oh yeah, definately. I'll get my pilots license with that million dollars too. See you on your next flight buddy. Woops, my ailerons became elevators. Million dollars, but you have to suck off an entire AIDS & HBV counselling group for meth addicts.

Not even for ten million would I do it. A million dollars, but you must change body with Paris Hilton and become her.

You could not pay me any amount to do that. 1Mil, but you have to kill a bear with your bear hands

Bears did nothing wrong. 1000000 caps but facepunch will be cancelled forever.