Million dollars, but... - General

Yes. 1 Million bucks, but you got to let a dude fart in your mouth while you make different shapes with your mouth to create music.

[QUOTE=Hanso;49237348]Yes. 1 Million bucks, but you got to let a dude fart in your mouth while you make different shapes with your mouth to create music.[/QUOTE] Yes. Put on eye protection and then sell the album to spencers because they love that stupid shit and make millions with my musical tooter pal. A million dollars, but you have to spend one day and one night in a room with a mentally disturbed individual that has a history of stabbing people with sharp objects if their back is turned for whatever reason. You can leave the room, but so can he.

Yes, I'll just run and hide. I'm pretty good at that. One million, but you fail all your classes all the time.

I'm too old for school. Million zimbabwean dollars, but you'll have to live a paleo nomadic lifestyle.

A million zimbabwean dollars is like $0.50 so no thanks One million £££ worth of gold but you must carry it undefended across Nigeria.

[QUOTE=Tools;49243439]A million zimbabwean dollars is like $0.50 so no thanks One million £££ worth of gold but you must carry it undefended across Nigeria.[/QUOTE] i believe can do it so yes One million dollars, but your asshole is now on the American flag instead of the blue area with fifty stars.

Uh who wouldnt? Million pesos, you have to perform a rim job on the united states flag with my ass on it.

No. Millions dollar, but you can only press the letter A from now on

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Yes? Anyway, a million dogecoin. But, you have to smoke 100 cigarettes a day for a week.

No. 1 million shekels, but your nose grows to twice it's size.

yes 1 billion dollars, but you must make a human sacrifice to the goldfish gods every year.

I can live with that. [sp]You'll be the first.[/sp] One hundred million pennies, but every food you eat tastes rotten and moldy. It's still edible and gives you nutrients and energy, but the taste is appalling. Also, actual rotten or moldy food will taste like the fresh and healthy version, but will still make you unbearably sick. This effect will last anywhere between one and five years.

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;49244992]I can live with that. [sp]You'll be the first.[/sp] One hundred million pennies, but every food you eat tastes rotten and moldy. It's still edible and gives you nutrients and energy, but the taste is appalling. Also, actual rotten or moldy food will taste like the fresh and healthy version, but will still make you unbearably sick. This effect will last anywhere between one and five years.[/QUOTE] Nah, I like my pizza tasting like pizza. A million adorable highlander cows, but you must survive in the harsh wilderness for 4 months with no access to internet or cellular connections. Only thing you get is a entire survival kit and some instructions to get you started. Trying to leave means trying to outwit hungry animals.

Sure. I'm a wimp right now, I need something to put some proper amounts of testosterone through me. 1 million dollars, but you have out figure how to flash obama without getting caught. And execute him.

No, what is a facepunch? 1 milliong dollars, but now everyone knows who you ever jacked off to and this affects their opnions on you.

I would pay 1 million to prevent that jesus fuck 1 million quid but you will forever have a serious case of halitosis, which only gets worse as you spend the money, until it dissipates entirely when it's all gone. And when I say "serious" I mean people edge on blacking out when they are close to you

Nop 1 billion big ones but you gotta snort ground up ghost chili peppers

For a billion dollars i'd eat out my dad's asshole, dude. A million american ones, but all of your teeth are forcefully removed in a cruel accident.

Since you said accident I take it it's not a person ripping my teeth out slowly one at a time with a pair of pliers and would probably happen almost instantly, as most accidents usually do, so fuck yeah gibe da muni b0ss. A million dollars, but you have to lick a sloppy mixture of mayonnaise and ranch out of gabens asscrack. All of it.

Fuck no. A million dollars, but all of the awkward shit you've done in your life gets broadcasted on public television.

[QUOTE=Gvazdas;49254808]Fuck no. A million dollars, but all of the awkward shit you've done in your life gets broadcasted on public television.[/QUOTE] At this point I think its already on the internet. Still, nah. A million dollars, but you have to let a tarantula rest on your body for the whole day. No amount of prodding will make it leave. And, for whatever reason, it won't die because magic.

Yes if its not gonna sting me One billion huge ones, but you do something really stupid and become a meme worse than loss

Being a meme would be an honor hell yes. One mil buckaroos, but you gotta bite off your own finger of your choice.

No. A million dollars but you get it in pennies.

[QUOTE=Mezzokoko;49258428]No. A million dollars but you get it in pennies.[/QUOTE] Sure, I'll just make the bank turn it into cold hard cash money. A million dollars but you have to subject yourself to both the salt/ice dare and the cinnamon challenge. Yes. Those shitty things kids did when they were younger and recorded themselves doing. Someone even got famous for it. You will become a meme.

[QUOTE=Vaught;49258914]Sure, I'll just make the bank turn it into cold hard cash money. A million dollars but you have to subject yourself to both the salt/ice dare and the cinnamon challenge. Yes. Those shitty things kids did when they were younger and recorded themselves doing. Someone even got famous for it. You will become a meme.[/QUOTE] Sure thing. I would actually like to try them out anyway. A million dollars (or even a billion if you want) but it is all in cash, can never be deposited and each bill you spend gives you a paper cut right in the web of your fingers.

Yes. Assuming it's in 100's, paper cuts are more tolerable than wage slavery. I'd just spend it slowly, which isn't hard. A million bottle caps, but you can't ever play Fallout 5 or even watch anyone else playing it, whenever it gets made.

i'm not that huge of a fallout fan, it's an alright series and all but i can live with it so sure. a million dollars but you must undergo a medical procedure to give you night vision which effectively makes you blind in a normal light setting.

I'll just wear strong ass shades and save big bucks on electricity bills. Million quid but you will get black out drunk and do something horrible/embarrassing/disgusting that basically all of your social circle will know and react about but will never actually tell you what happened and you will never find out.