Million dollars, but... - General

Sure, I mean if it's 100% I never find out and it has no impact on my life? A million brouzof but all keyboards you will ever own will be broken as hell and randomly stop working/ignore keypresses.

That's what virtual keyboards and controllers are for Get your very own, and very real, one million dollars [I]rrrrrrriiiiiiiiiight[/I] fucking now. However, every decision you'll have to make will be decided by coin toss, for the rest of your life.

Fuck no. One million dollars, but every date you go on you fart uncontrollably and cannot explain why.

[QUOTE=matt000024;49262049]Fuck no. One million dollars, but every date you go on you fart uncontrollably and cannot explain why.[/QUOTE] Yes. I don't go on dates because I'm not attractive, jokes on you! One million shekels, but you must own a OUYA and play its entire library. Don't have to beat it, just make an attempt.

Sure, that seems fun enough One billion big boys, but one of your loved ones dies every year until you have no more loved ones left.

No. One billion dollars, but everytime you sneeze you lose $800.

[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49263403]No. One billion dollars, but everytime you sneeze you lose $800.[/QUOTE] LOL YES One million dollars, but you always invoke the ring of fire every time you shit fort the next three weeks.

[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;49263411]LOL YES One million dollars, but you always invoke the ring of fire every time you shit fort the next three weeks.[/QUOTE] My chronic constipation will come in handy then. So like once a week for three weeks I invoke the ring of fire??? Sure. >oops forgot to post a thing. One million dolla. BUT; for every video game you spend money on, $15,000 gets taken out of your account and given to the kkk.

Yeah, I will just resort to pirating everything anyway[sp]jk dont ban me[/sp]. L-O-D-S-E M-O-N-E but you must relive the same day forever.

well uh I guess don't scarifice anything for my then sure 1 million dollars but you most have sweet love with filthy frank it wont be quick nor genital and will be live streamed on tv

Nope. A million dollars but you get a disease so you have the body of a 8 y/o all of your life

I will not be Conan A million quideroni but you will be able to get any of the money by vomiting out notes

Sure A million darra but you must be Eric Cartman for the rest of your life

Nope. A million in cold hard cash, but you can only speak in song.

Yeah. A million, but your face changes into emojis when you feel emotion.

Fuck no. One million dollar; but you will always have a peachfuzz moustache when you wake up every morning, and the only lazer hair removal surgery available that will be able to remove it costs a million dollars.

Yes One million dollars, but you have to step on a lego every day.

Sure, I've stepped on lego pieces before. 1,000,000 clams, and they're all yours! But for the price of you having to impregnate every single woman you make eye contact with. Every. Single. One.

[QUOTE=TAU!;49265825]Sure, I've stepped on lego pieces before. 1,000,000 clams, and they're all yours! But for the price of you having to impregnate every single woman you make eye contact with. Every. Single. One.[/QUOTE] Sure. I'm a female so It's impossible for me to impregnate females... WAIT WHAT IF I LOOK AT MYSELF?!?! oh wait haha I can't git pregnant. free mone. one million dollor: but you always feel like you have to vomit, and you can't. basically you dry heave 20 out of the 24 hours a day.

No, that seems kinda painful. One million dollars but everyday someone shows up at your door claiming to be your long lost family member.

... I'd do it. I just wouldn't answer the door. Million dollars, but you have to internalize how pointless life is at its core, thus making you not care about the money. :v:

[QUOTE=Nifae;49265987]... I'd do it. I just wouldn't answer the door. Million dollars, but you have to internalize how pointless life is at its core, thus making you not care about the money. :v:[/QUOTE] Sure. I already do that and I'm dirt poor. one million dollars: but everytime you look at a kitten, it explodes.

No. One million dollars, the cost is cutting off your foot, Saw Style.

Nah One million dollars, but pooping takes takes 4 times as long for the rest of your life

[QUOTE=Deathtrooper2;49266035]No. One million dollars, the cost is cutting off your foot, Saw Style.[/QUOTE] I don't know... I mean I could always just rush myself to the hospital right after and get a robot foot. But then again, ouch, that would hurt, and I'd risk bleeding out to death. One milliob dollarb: but you have to kiss donald trumps pee pee every new years eve at midnight

Jesus, no A million, but you turn into a girl when you touch hot water, and you turn into a guy when you touch cold water. Basically that one old anime.

[QUOTE=.Vel;49266273]Jesus, no A million, but you turn into a girl when you touch hot water, and you turn into a guy when you touch cold water. Basically that one old anime.[/QUOTE] Uh sure One million but Garry's stalker now abuses you.

no. one million, but everytime you breathe, someone from another country dies.

[QUOTE=thejjokerr;49266516]Yea sure, One million dollar, but have to live with constant fear of someone stealing everything you own.[/QUOTE] Yes, (are you saying I already don't?). Won mirrion but you have to leave the internet forever.

Yes One million, but you will have to suffer being unable to sneeze just before it happens at least 10 times per day for the rest of your life.