[QUOTE=wotman;49267060]Yes
One million, but you will have to suffer being unable to sneeze just before it happens at least 10 times per day for the rest of your life.[/QUOTE]
I can do it! (Although my lifespan would be shortened)
A million you get, but your penis is now detachable.
[QUOTE=wotman;49267060]Yes
One million, but you will have to suffer being unable to sneeze just before it happens at least 10 times per day for the rest of your life.[/QUOTE]
No thank you, that shit is annoying.
[QUOTE=karimatrix;49267179]I can do it! (Although my lifespan would be shortened)
A million you get, but your penis is now detachable.[/QUOTE]
>:T
Also yes, holy shit, do you know the applications of detachable dongs? Can try out new ones!
A million dollars, but once in your life you will experience an actual "out of body" experience. You must walk the night as a skeleton and must return to your body before sunrise or become trapped. You will get no warning and you will appear in a random location near your body.
[QUOTE=Vaught;49267186]No thank you, that shit is annoying.
>:T
Also yes, holy shit, do you know the applications of detachable dongs? Can try out new ones!
A million dollars, but once in your life you will experience an actual "out of body" experience. You must walk the night as a skeleton and must return to your body before sunrise or become trapped. You will get no warning and you will appear in a random location near your body.[/QUOTE]
How close to my body? That depends. Like, a few yards away? Feet? Right next to my body? I'd just walk to the nearest house and spook someone and then jump right back into my body and sit there.
One milloin dollars: but your breath permanently stinks like ass for the rest of your life... inhibiting your chances of kissing people.
find a girl with a wired ass fetish done
as for one million cups YOU MOST STAY IN ONE CITY FOR THE REST OF YOU're live ( Tokyo and only Tokyo ) and no it will not cost you extra for the house you will get a nice place and free good food but you can never leave the city
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;49267676]find a girl with a wired ass fetish done
as for one million cups YOU MOST STAY IN ONE CITY FOR THE REST OF YOU're live ( Tokyo and only Tokyo ) and no it will not cost you extra for the house you will get a nice place and free good food but you can never leave the city[/QUOTE]
No. I need to travel, thats the whole point of having money.
One million shmeckles BUT;
You cannot have sex of any way shape or form, or masturbate for the rest of your life. If you do, you lose $50,000 of that $1,000,000 for each time you do have sex/masturbate in any way.
spend $300 on house condo / $ 200 invest into something buy fancy shit that I want/need and expensive vacations until I have $50k and which I will do the one of the deeds that will lose me the money
1 mill quid but you have to survive a holocaust camp for a month
Noooooooooooooooo
One million money moneys but for the rest of your life, whenever you go on a date, Ainsley Harriet will book the table next to you and stare at you two intensely until the date is over
DEAL ! fuck I would have him invited to seat with us.
you're deal for the moneys is that most be stuck in one room for a year ( the size of a normal bedroom ) you will have wifi and stuff but can never leave for a year,.
Ive pretty much done that for the past 3 years. Easy.
1bill small ones but every time you go to kiss a girl you sneeze in her mouth, and every time you go to have sex you get erectile disfunction for the next year.
Nope for the sneezing bit, but why the fuck not for the sex part. Is not like I use it much, anyway
Wanna get real rich real fast, like right fucking now? Get a [B]million[/B] dollars right this fucking instant, all you gotta to is to loudly narrate your everyday life like a Lets Player, 'till the day you die. You are not allowed to speak softly, and if you somehow lose your voice you'll have to use a text-to-speech device, with the sound set to eleven.
Record or stream your life in video and upload it to YouTube and start a channel, and upgrade your money with an additional [B]three million bucks[/B]
[B]Edit[/B]
What, you also lost your fingers or any body part you can use to type in the text-to-speech device? No problem! We'll give you a copy of the machine that lets Stephen Hawking talk.
Well, without that edit, i would like to...I mean, i would bother few peps, but doesn't sound THAT bad...
But lose my fingers? No...Hell no
Wanna get a millon dollars?
You will see blue as red, and red as blue...Nothing else
Good luck with going outside every day with a blue sky (You can't move to GB)
So being red/blue colorblind? Sure
A million dollars but the only game you can own is a copy of Pokemon Red but the internal battery is dead so you can never save
[QUOTE=mralexs;49269991]So being red/blue colorblind? Sure
A million dollars but the only game you can own is a copy of Pokemon Red but the internal battery is dead so you can never save[/QUOTE]
Fine by me, I can always rent.
A million butt touches, but you always fart butterflies. [b]Always[/b].
Deal.
Million dollars but the inside of your ear itches constantly and nothing you can do will fix it.
Simple. I cut off my ear, and get a prosthesis.
Million dollars, but you become batman, only you don't become a superhero, you just have no parents.
Parents are overrated.
Million bucks, but you have to spend 2 hours a day doing absolutely nothing while awake.
I practically already do that so no worries,
A million dollars but for the rest of your life you must live off bread and water only.
No fucking way
A million dollars, but only if you let that mad scientist laser etch a minion meme into the moon.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49271569]No fucking way
A million dollars, but only if you let that mad scientist laser etch a minion meme into the moon.[/QUOTE]
Only on the dark side
A million but your roommate is your junk and he's never around whenever you have ladies over
Nah.
Million dollar but you lose an unimportant limb.
Yes, now I have a million dollars to blow on a sick Big Boss robo arm.
One million dollars, but you have to prepare all your own meals for the rest of your life. (no fast food, eating out, or even being invited to a friend's)
[QUOTE=RaxaHax;49272300]Yes, now I have a million dollars to blow on a sick Big Boss robo arm.
One million dollars, but you have to prepare all your own meals for the rest of your life. (no fast food, eating out, or even being invited to a friend's)[/QUOTE]
I cook as a hobby, deal.
One million dollars, but you can never have the good kinda of chocolate ever again. No real cadbury eggs, only the shitty US kind.
Sure.
One million shmeckleroos... BUT!!!!!!11!!1!!
You will become mute and unable to talk for about a month, but in that month, you will witness mafia crimes and survive, but you will be questioned by police and special investigators, who will brutally tourture you until you can explain yourself.
You can't write down/use sign language or type stuff either because that's cheating and you'll lose your money...
no
one million, but you can only spend it on Apple products and you can't trade away or sell the Apple products
[QUOTE=darkshadow321s;49273409]no
one million, but you can only spend it on Apple products and you can't trade away or sell the Apple products[/QUOTE]
Sure, free apple products
one million. but for breakfast every day you must eat a mcdonalds egg mcmuffin sandwich
[QUOTE=Glitchman;49273435]Sure, free apple products
one million. but for breakfast every day you must eat a mcdonalds egg mcmuffin sandwich[/QUOTE]
no... those are once and awhile thing id get sick of them.
one million doola but everytime you get a song stuck in your head it plays out loud and everyone knows its you
Yeah sure, I'm not bothered.
A million cans of premium frankfurters (valued at $5 each). However, for the rest of your life you can only eat rice and kidney beans.
I'm not sure what I'd even do with a million cans of frankfurters.
A million $1 bills + a leather suitcase, but you must survive crossing the south - north korean border.
[QUOTE=Tools;49274181]I'm not sure what I'd even do with a million cans of frankfurters.
A million $1 bills + a leather suitcase, but you must survive crossing the south - north korean border.[/QUOTE]
I'd do it. I'm a sneaky mother fucker.
One million, but your feet now have nails in them. About five nails each. No exceptions.
do I get to take them out?
( you get a new leg ) some random fucks come out and cut you're leg of with a chainsaw,.
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