Yes, sure the trauma might kill me but I could be worth it.
Million quid but you lose your sense of smell and taste.
no.
Million dollars, but you have to give your current residence away to a generally unpleasant person, with everything you can't put in a box and move outside by yourself inside it.
Nah
Million dough but you must dress up as Jar Jar Binks to each showing of Star Wars: The Force Awakens until the run ends.
[del]Since I will be able to re-buy the majority of my stuff (mainly a new PC and synth and most of the clothing) all I will take with me is my HDD, my bongos, the cat and several small sentimental items.[/del]
Yes, but only if I may wear a bullet proof vest.
Million dollar butt, there is a 0.01% chance for every day, that you will lose control over yourself and do anything on a scale from 1 to 100, where one is petting a homeless guy and a hundred is setting a school on fire.
Sure, why not. I like having a little danger and excitement in my life.
Million dollars, but anytime you hear a single song through whatever means (radio, iphone, etc...), that song is the [I][B]only[/B][/I] piece of music that you'll ever hear for six days. After that you're only allowed one day of listening to any other piece of music to your heart's desire, but the moment that day ends, the cycle then repeats itself for another song (can be the same one as before, or a completely different song).
Sure. Could be interesting. Would suck to get rick rolled though.
A bil big ones but your hair becomes the grossest hair to ever exist, for the next month.
No.
Million dollars, but you have to join the Westboro Baptist Church.
Yes
Million dollars, but you have to give it back the same day
No
Million dollars but you have to go to Mars as part of the first human expedition and stay there for a year and a half.
sure fuck it
1 million dollars but you must go back in time to the 1950's
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;49282481]sure fuck it
1 million dollars but you must go back in time to the 1950's[/QUOTE]
Fine by me.
A million dollars, but you'll always be surrounded by people far more successful than you, who are the coolest guys around, but won't give you help when you want to be successful. And they don't invite you to pizza parties.
No.
Million dollars, but all you can do for the rest of your life is play MS Solitaire.
[QUOTE=Nightmare515;49282818]No.
Million dollars, but all you can do for the rest of your life is play MS Solitaire.[/QUOTE]
No way in fucking hell
Mil bucks but your beliefs become that of a retarded tumblr user and you now identify as an attack helecopter
[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;49284277]No way in fucking hell
Mil bucks but your beliefs become that of a retarded tumblr user and you now identify as an attack helecopter[/QUOTE]
Sure, then i'll go into the comedy business
Million dollars, but all forms of music in your life (movies, video games, music library, etc) are now replaced with bad kazoo music forever
fuck no
one million, but anal
Yes
One million but you do something /r/spacedicks worthy
Million quid is more than a million dollars, so Id take it and just get a tongue transplant and then kill myself since I couldnt listen to music.
A million dollars but you cant spend it.
Sure
Mill bucks but your feet fall off
[del]Sure, I mean it's free and I can brag about being rich.[/del]
no
millón pesós but all your travel must be done on foot.
[QUOTE=Mezzokoko;49284573][del]Sure, I mean it's free and I can brag about being rich.[/del]
no
millón pesós but all your travel must be done on foot.[/QUOTE]
I'm lazy, I'll just get jump boots ala Vectorman.
A million dollars, but you are restricted to a total vegan diet and, on occasion, will blurt out how superior you are for not eating meat at least four times a week.
I'll just [I]invest[/I] my money, and only make huge purchases then.
Pick up your free one-billion dollars ticket into the 1% club right [B]NOW[/B]. All you gotta do is accept this one single condition: you have to use part of your money to actively campaign for one cause, chosen randomnly by the Internet on New Years Day. For the rest of your life.
[QUOTE=T553412;49284827]I'll just [I]invest[/I] my money, and only make huge purchases then.
Pick up your free one-billion dollars ticket into the 1% club right [B]NOW[/B]. All you gotta do is accept this one single condition: you have to use part of your money to actively campaign for one cause, chosen randomnly by the Internet on New Years Day. For the rest of your life.[/QUOTE]
Sure, kids with itchy asses need charities too.
One million gold anime figurines, but you have to act like a DBZ character for the rest of your life. Without the cool effects. You can have the Vegeta hair though.
nah
One million dollars, but you must put your arms (up to the elbow) in a bucket of metal splinters every morning for a year.
Yes, doesn't say I have to do it naked.
Million dollars but you'll dream your worst memory every night.
Yes, because I will alter that dream with Leonardo DiCaprio incepting the memory away.
A million dollars but you have to fuck your parents. At the same time...
No.
A million dollars, but you grow a mustache you can't shave
Yes,
Million dollars, but the only music you can listen to is harsh noise
No
Million dollars, but it's Canadian money so you only get $740,000
Yes.
Million dollars, but only if you let a surgeon mutilate your genitals for science
Yes, doesn't say I have to still be alive when it happens.
Million quid but you're seen as a retard.
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