Million dollars, but... - General

Already got the diagnosis so give me my million dollars. :smug: One million dollars, but you must move to the middle of nowhere in central Africa.

[QUOTE=Tools;49286626]Already got the diagnosis so give me my million dollars. :smug: One million dollars, but you must move to the middle of nowhere in central Africa.[/QUOTE] Eh, no. Africa is like Australia: Wildlife that'll kill you without a second glance and the people are just as bonkers. Sorry, Australia :v: A million dollars but you become a walking mountain dew and dorito ad and your diet consists of nothing but those.

No thank you, but also dammit you stole the idea I came in with: One million dollars, but you sign away the rest of your life to exist as an organic corporate entity, let's say Coca Cola, or Shell gasoline. Your (vocalized) opinions must fall in-line with the corporations, and you need to demonstrate regular use and satisfaction of their product or services. All written or recorded works of yours must live up to the same ethical and moral standards of that companies PR. These expressions are allowed to be subtle, but never 'ironic' or controversial.

You couldn't pay me the entire worth of the entire European Union to do that. A million dollars, but you have to spend it all within a day online. No real estate, no investments, no deposits. If you don't, the rest of the money will be given to the radical movement you hate the most.

If this doesn't get considerated money laundry, for sure I don't want feminist getting my money A millon dollars, but you have to live 6 months in russia without any translator, and you can't contract someone

Yes. Million dollars, but you have to pull your own teeth out with pliers.

Hell no. A million dollars but you are never allowed to use a computer ever again (but you can make people use it for you)

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;49287993]Hell no. A million dollars but you are never allowed to use a computer ever again (but you can make people use it for you)[/QUOTE] Sure, considering I'd only need people to do professional stuff for me, like book flights and manage emails I can just dictate what I want to that person. I can hire some sort of receptionist. I'd be spending that money on travelling anyhow. A MILLION SHMECKLES!!! But you will die at age 30.

[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49288678]Sure, considering I'd only need people to do professional stuff for me, like book flights and manage emails I can just dictate what I want to that person. I can hire some sort of receptionist. I'd be spending that money on travelling anyhow. A MILLION SHMECKLES!!! But you will die at age 30.[/QUOTE] Not a lot to do beyond that point anyway, deal. A million golden bananas, but you have to be a part of a radicalized movement, randomly chosen for you.

[QUOTE=Vaught;49289116]Not a lot to do beyond that point anyway, deal. A million golden bananas, but you have to be a part of a radicalized movement, randomly chosen for you.[/QUOTE] oh boy knowing me it could be isis. and they'd use me as a sex slave or a suicide bomber... so... no. no dice no deal. One million dingleoos! But you have to have a one night stand with donald trump once every other year for like, 20 years.

I'm not from usa, so that would be painful, urgurhurgr okay... One millon dollar, but you have to go to the army 3 years, you'll survive the worst scenarios, and you'll come back to home in one piece

[QUOTE=gonzalolog;49289259]I'm not from usa, so that would be painful, urgurhurgr okay... One millon dollar, but you have to go to the army 3 years, you'll survive the worst scenarios, and you'll come back to home in one piece[/QUOTE] Iunno if PTSD is worth a million. No thanks. A million Buck Rogers, but you have to play [url=http://store.steampowered.com/app/390520/]this masterpiece[/url] to completion for all to see.

Yeah, Id just mute the game. Million loonies but you only get $55 dollars a day over the course of 50 year

That sounds great, sure. 20075 bucks a year sounds solid Milboos but for a year whenever you leave the house you must dress up in a pretty poofy princess gown and can't take it off until you get back home. (Good luck going to the bathroom)

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No. Million euros, but you can't have anything even resembling fun for 6 months. You get your money after said 6 months.

No, that would lead to insanity. Million bucks, but you'll have to bathe in all sort of animal & human shit before sleep. You can wash normally in the morning, but you'll explicitly have to try to go to sleep while smelling and feeling feces. This lasts for 6 months, then you get your million. You also get 1000$ from your milion immediately everytime you add to the shit you're covered with by shitting yourself.

FUCK NO. One million shmeckles instantly the next morning, But when you die you spend an eternity in hell and become satan's sex slave.

[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49294182]FUCK NO. One million shmeckles instantly the next morning, But when you die you spend an eternity in hell and become satan's sex slave.[/QUOTE] No, I'm pretty kinky but probably not [i]that[/i] kinky. You get a million dollars but upon receipt, your pinky fingers and middle fingers are both forever replaced by telescoping tape measures, resulting in piss-poor dexterity. Edit: but you can measure things near-instantaneously!

Sure. I'd remove hands and become augment. One trillion dollars, but you become stuck in vaporwave reality

Where would I spend my dosh? Nah. A million of your currency, but you must go through your worst fear. After the encounter is over, you will receive the money, and the world will be as if it never happened.

[QUOTE=.Vel;49294293]Where would I spend my dosh? Nah. A million of your currency, but you must go through your worst fear. After the encounter is over, you will receive the money, and the world will be as if it never happened.[/QUOTE] So being vaporized by a nuke just before getting to kiss a pretty girl??? Will everything be back to normal? Will everyone (including me) be alive? This all depends. ONE MILLION SHMECKLES. You have to survive a week in the jungle with nothing but the clothes on your back. No vaccinations against bugs, no food or water, you gotta find it yourself.

[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49294320]So being vaporized by a nuke just before getting to kiss a pretty girl??? Will everything be back to normal? Will everyone (including me) be alive? This all depends. ONE MILLION SHMECKLES. You have to survive a week in the jungle with nothing but the clothes on your back. No vaccinations against bugs, no food or water, you gotta find it yourself.[/QUOTE] YES. A billion big ones but your goldfish becomes sentient and plots your demise

Sure I could just kill the goldfish. ONE MILLION SHMECKLES BUT you have to burn every video game/console/thing you play on you own. you cannot buy new ones.

[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49294343]Sure I could just kill the goldfish. ONE MILLION SHMECKLES BUT you have to burn every video game/console/thing you play on you own. you cannot buy new ones.[/QUOTE] Fuck that, those things are what keep me happy. A million dollars, but your gaming platform of choice will constantly break down and force you to fix it or buy a new one.

FUCK. THAT. Infinite currency, but you and everyone you love and ever will love has to get fucked by 100 dogs, two at a time, from both sides.

No, I'm pretty sure that million would burn out if the console kept breaking over and over again. You'd get a Million dollars but, you'd have to sign a contract saying you agree to playing a part with the cast of jersey shore for 4 Seasons on tv.

sure id love to be an actress. one million dolla but you have to be a stripper for a year

Definitely, no shame here million dollars, but you are blind and deaf for 2 months

Sure I could manage that. Repost because didn't get a response: Infinite currency, but you and everyone you love and ever will love has to get fucked by 100 dogs, two at a time, from both sides.