Million dollars, but... - General

No that would be fucking horrible and unsanitary Milbucks but you can never drink chocolate milk again

sure million dollars but you're stuck in purgatory for an eternity when you die

Eternal life even in heaven is a retarded concept. Wouldn't want that, no. 10mil, but you can never do your favorite activity, eat your favorite food and drink your favorite drink.

[QUOTE=DeadKiller987;49295981]Eternal life even in heaven is a retarded concept. Wouldn't want that, no. 10mil, but you can never do your favorite activity, eat your favorite food and drink your favorite drink.[/QUOTE] If that was the case, I would be a very sad person. No. 1 million, but you have to smoke 10 pounds of skywalker kush within a month.

i've never done the mary jane before, but sure, yolo 1 mil, but you gotta shoot jfk by time traveling.

Sure :3 Mirion dorra, but you have to induce anxiety in yourself by breathing in from a CO2 tank every morning for 2 weeks. [editline]12th December 2015[/editline] You will be taught how to do this without endangering your life.

I've had anxiety as a serious problem before, so two weeks of it for a million would be fine. I could just buy every game on steam to solve my emotional distraught. A million dollars, but you have to wash postal's ass with your tongue while slightly dehydrated every morning for a month straight. Only the outer cheeks.

I'm not sure I can answer that. Postal might be watching... A million fuckaroos, but you have to stick a pinecone up your asshole. Without lube.

No fucking way. A million holla holla get dollas, but you have to chain smoke cheap rolling tobacco from a pipe. (fucking disgusting even if you like pipe tobacco) Edit: For a month.

I'll pass, I can chain smoke cigarettes a couple of days before my throat tells me to fuck off. And I also hate pipes. One milliona dollaridoooeees, but you have to eat the removed skin from patients who have had some removed because of ingrown toenails. For a month. You also have to chew, not just swallow.

[QUOTE=4NGRY MUFF1N;49307361]I'll pass, I can chain smoke cigarettes a couple of days before my throat tells me to fuck off. And I also hate pipes. One milliona dollaridoooeees, but you have to eat the removed skin from patients who have had some removed because of ingrown toenails. For a month. You also have to chew, not just swallow.[/QUOTE] Nah, usually infectious material gets in there, along with pus. No thanks. A million doritobucks, but you must subject yourself to a random unethical psychological testing to completion. Think along the same vein as Albert and the white rat or the Stanford prison experiment.

No thanks A million dogecoins, but your only form of transport for the rest for your life is a Mary Poppins umbrella

hell fuckin yeah i would rock that shit a million clams but your voice is inexplicably locked to 250+db

i hate clams a million computer parts but random parts will die out every few days

That'd just be annoying. No thanks. One Million dollars but you must show both of your parents (or grandparents) one of the strangest porn videos you've enjoyed and tell them what you like most about it.

Nahhhh shit I watch ain't that wierd but it would still be awkward as fuck A million dollarinos but for one year you have to wear a fox tail when you go outside. And that plug goes into the deep dark place called your anus.

For a million? Fuck yeah. That's nothing. A million, but the only game you're allowed to play online is Modern Warfare 3 for the next year.

Yes, that means that I would get my ass of the computer and do other more useful stuff! Uno Milliona Pesos, but you will have to suck a dogs dick. For an hour.

[QUOTE=4NGRY MUFF1N;49311866]Yes, that means that I would get my ass of the computer and do other more useful stuff! Uno Milliona Pesos, but you will have to suck a dogs dick. For an hour.[/QUOTE] Ew no do you know where that thing has been? A million monopoly dollars, but you have to eat a large cheese and broccoli pizza. Let the heresy consume you.

[QUOTE=Vaught;49312408]Ew no do you know where that thing has been? A million monopoly dollars, but you have to eat a large cheese and broccoli pizza. Let the heresy consume you.[/QUOTE] Heck, I'd do that for fiddy bux! Ein Millionen Reichmark but, you have to live in Soviet Russia for a year

Sure! I will just live in the rich areas and join some Russian mafia and make all the moneys. 1 million fresh, you have to let a lion lick your anus.

Sounds painful, but I'd do it for a million dollars. Million dollars, but you have to feel me inside you for 1 day, all day.

It's like I'm feeling nothing at all. Million quid but every time you hear a sound you can't quite make out, your mind just turns it in to The Shaggs

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49313514]It's like I'm feeling nothing at all. Million quid but every time you hear a sound you can't quite make out, your mind just turns it in to The Shaggs[/QUOTE] Since I don't know how that sounds like, It would most probably not disturb me. Een Millionen Gulden. but every drink for one year has to be out of a dutchmans wooden shoe, after he's been out picking tulips for 12 hours every day

Sure, I'd just ask to use one of his clean wooden shoes. :smug: A million buckaroo's but whenever you bend over you'll have the nearest guy instantly tempted into abusing you all the way.

[QUOTE=Tools;49316911]Sure, I'd just ask to use one of his clean wooden shoes. :smug: A million buckaroo's but whenever you bend over you'll have the nearest guy instantly tempted into abusing you all the way.[/QUOTE] I never bend over. I crouch. [editline]14th December 2015[/editline] A million, but you have to suffer complete blindness for a month.

Fuck no. One million, but you grow a seven inch dick coming out of your ear.

Id get it surgically removed yeah 1 bil buckaroodles, but you begin slowly molding. Showering doesnt help.

No way. Million dollars, but you have to live homeless for the winter season in a state that gets hit by a snowstorm.

Deal, I'd be good to sleep in a cardboard box and eat lobster for dinner. A million bucks but you've gotta dress as a clown 24/7 for the next ten years.