yes
A million $$$ but you got to suck my clown dick now.
fairs, dominos' don't count tho cuz that ain't junk food that's fuckin royalty
1 million given currency, you can't exchange it or deposit it and your country doesn't accept it (like tryna spend £ in America or $ in GB)
[QUOTE=Rolond Returns;49321500]fairs, dominos' don't count tho cuz that ain't junk food that's fuckin royalty
1 million given currency, you can't exchange it or deposit it and your country doesn't accept it (like tryna spend £ in America or $ in GB)[/QUOTE]
What no. I can't buy pizzas when Zimbabwe dollars. This is bullshit I want my money back
A million starstones, but you will be cursed with a random mental affliction for life. From OCD or depression to Huntington's disease or Korsakoff's.
[QUOTE=Vaught;49322126]What no. I can't buy pizzas when Zimbabwe dollars. This is bullshit I want my money back
A million starstones, but you will be cursed with a random mental affliction for life. From OCD or depression to Huntington's disease or Korsakoff's.[/QUOTE]
Probably not.
Million dollars, but any time you drop anything, if it hits the ground, it disappears forever. Doesn't matter if it is a glass cup, jar of strawberry jam, a briefcase filled with a million dollars, or your newborn baby, it disappears. If you stumble and fall down, everything you're wearing will disappear.
To get more technical: It counts as "dropping something" when you let go of an item/object before it is resting on the ground/table/etc. so even if the item is hovering 1 cm above the table and you let go of it, once it hits the table it counts as being dropped and thus disappears.
Does it count if I were to drop my girlfriend? :scream: That'd be a big no if she were to vanish.
A million dollars but you absorb light and everywhere you go turns night / dark.
Yes.
Million dollars but, you have to clean up after garry for a whole year.
[QUOTE=Vilusia;49323004]Yes.
Million dollars but, you have to clean up after garry for a whole year.[/QUOTE]
I don't wanna be responsible for that mess. No thanks.
A million clams, but your drinking water will randomly be used as a testing ground for certain bacteria, whether it is beneficial or malicious.
[QUOTE=Vaught;49327802]I don't wanna be responsible for that mess. No thanks.
A million clams, but your drinking water will randomly be used as a testing ground for certain bacteria, whether it is beneficial or malicious.[/QUOTE]
No, I hate clams.
A million dollars, but you have to work at a mental home cleaning shit.
Yes, I wouldn't mind it.
A million but your sense of reality gradually fades over time
No
A million but you must eat nothing but chalk for a week first
Okay, not as if it ain't gonna be wasted anyway.
Million quid but everything you wear looks like it has shit smudged onto it.
yes
one million but you are haunted by evil ghosts for the rest of your life
[QUOTE=ridinmybike;49328847]yes
one million but you are haunted by evil ghosts for the rest of your life[/QUOTE]
Well yeah, ghosts aren't real after all. Unless they are. :scream:
A million bellyrubs, but you can never taste anything again.
Never.
A million dollars, but you have to stand in front of your workplace/school on stage and go in depth on why you have your most weird fetish
Sure
1 million quid, but you will suffer from ingrown toenails that cann tunnels as far as your buttocks
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