Million dollars, but... - General

Like, perpetually? Or just once? If once, sure, if not, no. One million, but a nude photo of you winds up on your local newspaper, possibly spreading online.

Yeah, of course, i come with a big packet, so i feel ok with this You have to work at mcdonals forever or until you reach 1millon in earnings

no, I already work at a restaurant. one million dollars, but you have to be married to a ugly person with an even uglier personality. and you can't leave them as you signed a pre nuptial agreement

Yes, but i would kill her later. One million dollars, but you can never sleep on your bed again. You'll always have to sleep on the ground.

No. I hate fleas :frown: One million dollars, but every 2 years for 10 years you are visited by Shek'lk'golth, Spirit of the Night, which demands the blood of someone close to you until the contract expires or until only you remain, lonely and afraid.

Nah. One million dollars, but for the rest of your life your skin feels as if there's a strand of hair in various spots despite there never being any.

are you saying I would feel itchy alot? not an issue I guess? a million dollers but you have the grudge follow you where ever you go for the rest of you're life,.

No. Million Dollars, but you have to take the journey to Mars and back. Alone. With no entertainment.

No Million dollars, but every tuesday morning you have to shove a dildo covered in peanut butter up your ass while it is being recorded and uploaded to a website dedicated to videos of you doing this stuff

sure but I would blur my face 1 million dollers but you have to eat you're own leg,. *(from foot to knee left leg )

Nyet. One million dollarydoos, but you have to let a mysterious vagrant stay in your home overnight. And he's quite fond of fire.

I'm also quite fond of fire, sure. Million muns, lotta muns, you have to say your thoughts out loud for a year.

yea, already do that anyway Million bucks but your entire house and wardrobe becomes styled after the tv show "The big bang theroy" and is unable to be changed for a year. if you move the attire goes with it and you are unable to wear anything else but whats in the wardrobe.

Yes, not that bad Million dollars, but you will have a sore throat for the next 5 years

Heck no. Million dollars, but you can never delete your browser history or use incognito mode.

Yes Million dollars but you have to kill 100 puppies with your bare hands

Yes I preferred cats anyways One million dollars but you must watch nude Miley Cyrus concerts for 2 hours every day for the next week

I guess if it's for a million dollars :v:. One million dollars, but you have to live homeless for at least 3 months.

No, I can't resist it. One million dollars and you must give three men a handjob every month

Every month forever? Nah. Every month for a year? Sure. Million dollars but you die once you spend your millionth dollar.

No thanks. One million dollars but you have to stay in a prison with gay inmates for a month . Oh and they broke the soap holders so the soap is already on the floor.

Of course?? A million dollars but it's in ones and you have to carry it with you at all times. even in the shower, etc literally at all times

No. Million dollars, but you have to kiss your worst fear, for five minutes.

Yes-ish? I don't know how I'd kiss the fear of being conscious whilst dead, that shit is too abstract. Million dollars, but you have to have a colonoscopy with no anesthetic.

Sure, can't be too hard to kiss inanimate emotions. --late-- Already did that, where's me million? Million dollars but you have to go without eating until you are nearly dead from starvation.

Sure. Million dollars, but for 5 years whenever you walk by a window you have to snog it for 5 minutes.

No, I'd spend more time kissing windows and getting ill from them than walking. Million dollars but you're a fugitive for a week, get caught, loose all the money, can't contact friends or relatives.

No. Seems pointless if you lose the money. A million quid but you can no longer get sexual enjoyment, no matter what.

Focking hell, snip.

[QUOTE=Lium;49190942]No. Seems pointless if you lose the money. A million quid but you can no longer get sexual enjoyment, no matter what.[/QUOTE] Yes, I've got better things to do. Million dollars but you have to use 56K dial-up internet for 10 years, and you can't use the internet on your mobile devices either.