No.
Million dollars but you've got to watch each and every pewdiepie video ever made
Yes, without a doubt.
Million Dollars but you have to go 7 days without sleep.
Already done.
Million dollars but you become wheelchair-bound.
Sure. I don't go out much anyway
Million pounds but so long as you have the money, you will be abruptly awoken every morning by a taser
No.
Million dollars, but, you have to use Windows 8.0 for life.
Yes, because I'm already using it.
Million dollars, but your ass will feel like it's on fire for a month.
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Million dollars, but your ass will feel like it's on fire for a month.[/QUOTE]
Mexican food aftermath fire or proper fire?
Actually, no either way.
Million quid, but your mum will walk on you jerking off sometime in the future
Yes
1 million dollars but you have to have sex with your friends mom
Nope
A Million dollars but you get stung by a wasp
Yes
Million quid but you will witness a small child be disemboweled with a wooden cooking spoon
No.
A million dollars gets put in your bank account, but you go into a 10 year coma at the same time.
Nah.
A million dollarydoos but you have to use Windows 95-98 on your computer for the rest of your life. Modern programs are compatible, but you'd have to put up with it's limited display options, instabilities and crashes, etc.
No.
A million pounds, but you must give up chocolate for the rest of your life.
What the fuck else would you spend that money on? Hell no
Million quid but you will be violently mugged at some point in your life. It won't be fatal, but it won't be fun either
No.
Million quid but you have a numb tongue for 3 months.
I have no pwobwem wid dat.
Million dollars, your favorite 10 porn pictures get posted to your Facebook page and you can't take them off.
Alternatively: can't take them off for 3 months.
Well, if it was nothing questionable, I'd take it. But since some of my favourites are questionable, no.
Million greens, but every colour is inverted for the next year.
Yes
One million big ones, but you have to complete Ride to Hell: Retribution 100% to get it.
Yes, can't be that bad.. right?
one million dollars but you'll have to swap gender
That's a fucking steal, yes please.
A million dollaroonies, but every time you have a relatively cold beverage you get a brain freeze for five seconds.
yes
a million dollars, but you're donald trump
Where's the bad in that? Then I'd be super rich.
A million dollars, but you'll lose an unknown bodypart to a mad doctor.
Nope, could be my pinky toe, could even turn out to be my head.
You get a cool million, but, in order to withdraw any amount of money you've got to jerk off someone nearby.
Yes.
Million squid, but you WILL stub your toe once a day
Yes! A million quid would be more than a million dollars anyway.
You're given a million dollars, but, everyday you need to buy something for anybody you know.
Yee, super rich and can buy cheap crap for people.
One million quid, but you'll never achieve your dream.
Yes, i'd still be able to make others' dreams.
A million dollars, but you'll live the rest of your life locked inside a Truman show.
No the money would be pretty much useless.
A million dollars, but you get changed into the opposite gender for a few months.
gladly.
Million dollars, but for 5 years you can only wear skintight clothing and you will have permanent bullet nipples.
That ain't my problem.
Million dollars, but your will constantly be itchy.
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