Million dollars, but... - General

Oh jeez, I don't think so. Million dollars, but every time you go to watch a video/movie/tvshow/anythinglikethat it is replaced with the minions movie for 3 years. Things like video game cutscenes are not affected

Yes. A million dollars but a big ass meteor will wipe out humanity the second after your death.

-snip I read it wrong sorry- No I'm not that greedy to kill everyone off for my own gain, damn that's dark dude A million dollars but every video or piece of porn ([B]furry, BDSM, airplanes, whatever sick filth your into[/B]) that is bookmarked or saved on your computer is automatically downloaded in a public google drive for anyone to dig into, with your first and last name on it.

Yes, who'd care about the strange fetishes of some stranger? Million dollars but you'd have to see live the worst moments of humanity (that have happened and will happen in the future) in person and can't do anything to intervene or help

Sure. Million dollars, but you have to play candy crush nonstop for two weeks.

Okay. Million dollars, but you need to play every FNaF game all the way through.

So, literally no consequences because I don't bookmark or download porn. Okay. Fucking ninjas. Alright to the one above then: Fine, the games may be absolute trash but like, I can tolerate a few hours of boring repetitive shit for a million. Working a normal job is basically the same thing but much shittier payout for even more work. One million but every for every one dollar you spend, you loose 30 minutes off your lifespan.

[QUOTE=draugur;49194027]So, literally no consequences because I don't bookmark or download porn. Okay. One million but every for every one dollar you spend, you loose 30 minutes off your lifespan.[/QUOTE] Why not. I plan to live for 250 years, i can spare some. One million dollars, but for one year, you're bare feet and walk on Lego's no matter where you go.

Having an unlimited supply of legos for a year to walk on would probably generate something like a billion dollars selling it so why not You can get a million dollars but you have to do a working week of 7-5 litter picking duty in your local town for a year

yeah, i'd do it, actually isn't much litter around here anyway a million dollars, but you have to wear pink, assless pants for a year.

I can just wear normal pants over those. Sure. A million dollars, but you have to wear a fursuit everywhere for 2 years

I can drop many levels for a million bucks, but that's just too far for me. Million wingwangs, but whenever you cut yourself, your body flushes all of the old blood through that cut and immediately creates new blood to replace it.

Not enough money for that. I have a tendency to bite my fingernails and often bite off a bit of skin, e.g. daily i would have all of my blood gushing out. one mirrion dollas, but for 6 months, at least once a day, you have to have humiliating sex with an 80 year old woman. Assume she isn't going to die within these 6 months.

[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;49194294]Not enough money for that. I have a tendency to bite my fingernails and often bite off a bit of skin, e.g. daily i would have all of my blood gushing out. one mirrion dollas, but for 6 months, at least once a day, you have to have humiliating sex with an 80 year old woman. Assume she isn't going to die within these 6 months.[/QUOTE] Fuck no. Normal aged pussy is spooky enough. A million buckaroonies but you have to get breast implants.

No, I would feel uncomfortable all the time. One million dollars, but you have to donate one of your kidneys.

Well, you didn't say [I]when[/I] I had to donate one, and with a million bucks I could easily replace it. Give me that money You get one million dollars, but your wallpapers and avatars on every website and electronic device you use will be anime-themed, for the rest of your life. And they change randomnly every month.

Never. You receive a million dollars, but you have to kill an innocent person for it. You get the money once the job's done, and they're confirmed officially deceased.

Nope, killing an innocent person is the worst feeling ever. Even if its for cash. You get a million dollars but your favorite video game doesn't exist anymore and the only thing you have left is the memory of it. So no replayability.

[QUOTE=Vantes14;49194972]Nope, killing an innocent person is the worst feeling ever. Even if its for cash. You get a million dollars but your favorite video game doesn't exist anymore and the only thing you have left is the memory of it. So no replayability.[/QUOTE] hell yes million dollars, but you have to kiss a cat's anus after he pees if you don't have a cat, you have to get one

I mean for a million dollars? Yeah sure, I can wash my mouth out afterwards A million dollars, but you can only play one video game of your choice for 5 years. Like not constantly, it's just the only game you can play ever

Fuck no Million dollars but you can only get them after being some old, creepy rich guys pet for a month, having to don a dehumanizing outfit and not being allowed to speak during the entire ordeal. (Sexual stuff likely to happen)

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I'm gonna ignore that wall of text. Can I cut the amount down to half a mil and have the person be a really hot lady? At least I'll have something nice to look at No? Then fuck that shit A million dollars, but you have to watch Star Wars Episode 1 on repeat for 1 week. No breaks except for sleeping and the bathroom.

Hell yes. A million dollars, but you have to play every game you have ever played without feeling excited or nostalgic.

yea a million dollars, but you have to live in Mali for 20 years

no million dollars but you need to live with the next hobo you meet for a week out on the streets so that you will get a proper appreciation for wealth

[QUOTE=Zondac;49195457]no million dollars but you need to live with the next hobo you meet for a week out on the streets so that you will get a proper appreciation for wealth[/QUOTE] Sure, I'll just keep some items for self defense if needed. Homeless, not honest! A million dollars, but you must defend the honor of your family name from assailing opposing families. Ice powers included.

Sure. Dont got any enemies AFAIK. Million buckers, but, you gotta give the native guy at the corner some cig's and liqour, like he's been begging there for 4 hours for.

I do him a solid and get him what he wants, and some money too. One [B]Million[/B] Dollars. You have to carry what ever you withdraw in the form of pennies.

Sure. Online transactions mean I rarely need to withdraw. One mil bucks, but you have to spend a month each year in a really shitty Mexican prison.