Million dollars, but... - General

Ahaha no I'd rather live. A miller buks but you're no longer allowed to bathe/shower/wash until the moneys gone.

Easy, so yes. A million dollars, but everytime you spent a dollar someone you know vanishes.

No, too risky Million dollars, but you have to go to Syria for 3 days and return back, with a 50/50 chance of dying

no. the chances of dying are too large. a million dollars, but you have to write a 25,000-word essay on why cats exist.

Yes A million dollars, but you must perform a striptease and go fully naked (broadcasted in times square) once a week for a month.

I'd do it for less than that :smug: A million dollars but you may only spent it on vegetables.

No, psychological damage will be awful, not to mention the pain... 1,000,000$, but you can only use Kim Kardashian's ass for a pillow for the rest of your life

Bruv definitely. A million Waynes but you lose the ability to feel (physically and emotionally).

For a million dollarinos, I'd definitely take that. A million wingwangs, but you lose your handedness (so you are pretty much weak with both your left and right hands).

I am shit at writing anyway. Million quid, but you now work for a mafia, who will cut your fingers if you don't do as they say.

[QUOTE=Unique_mask;49196757]I am shit at writing anyway. Million quid, but you now work for a mafia, who will cut your fingers if you don't do as they say.[/QUOTE] No 1 mirrioron dorrar but you must argue with everything anyone ever says.

No, it'd be so easily abused. A million buckaroonies but it's sponsored by McDonalds and you must live off their food forever.

No, I've seen Super-Size me Million quid but you must pry it from the cold, dead hands of Bill Murray.

Well if he's dead, easy pickings. Sure. Get some powertools. One million dollars, but you must partake in a Super Smash TV-like arena bloodsport and survive once. Any prizes claimed during the show are yours. You only get one chance.

Yes Million dollars but you have to go ten rounds in the octagon with the mountain

Doesn't sound half bad, I'd probably have it done within a year. A million dollars, but you must be in a beastiality porn with a stalion.

no, too much pain a million bucks, but you have to shoot up a school with no chance of dying or being caught

No. A million dollars, but you must live in Eritrea for the rest of your life.

No thanks. A million bucks but you have to wear a maid outfit for a month

nah nigga A million dollars but you're required to give people money whenever somebody says "if I had a dollar for every time x happened" based on how many occurrences of x have come to pass.

Nah. A million bucks, but every time you go take a shit, you have to announce it with a loud speaker.

I practically do that already :smug: consider it a deal. A million dollars, but you must spent the rest of your life walking on all four.

Fuck no. A million dongdingers but you gotta change your name to Trashboat

Worth it. A million bucks but you have to spend the next three months without human contact of any kind.

So basically any AAA game release? Done. A million dollars, but for a full year you must stream every second of your life online.

k a 122755000.00 yen but you need to put you're self in a underground bunker for a year ( no WiFi )

Yeah, alright, just plug my computer in to the fibre cable and I'm set. Million quid but you'll be infamous and go down in history worse than hitler.

No A million dollars but you have to partake in a bukakke (you're the one who gets cum on) once a month for a year.

Yes yes and yes. A million bucks but you receive an electrical shock every time you make a grammatical error while typing.

[QUOTE=Rebi;49199951]Yes yes and yes. A million bucks but you receive an electrical shock every time you make a grammatical error while typing.[/QUOTE] Fuck yeah, man. That sounds easy AND useful! One 'lion bimbams, but when you find a person you love, a black man will cuckold you once every month and you're forced to watch it.