Million dollars, but... - General

no one million dollars but you die right when you turn 58

no One million dollars, but you'll shit your pants evertime you say 'I', 'me', 'my', 'you', or 'our'.

Nope A million bucks to whoever vows to wear fake cat ears 24/7 for the rest of his life. Wear a fake tail as well, and you'll get an additional 500K

I'd never be able to do that. Million clams, you may only listen to music in reverse. Previously reversed music will still be in reverse.

fuck no million dollars, but you cannot ever have sex (anal and oral count)

Nope. A million dollars, but you'd have to murder ten random people.

[QUOTE=Tools;49200618]Nope. A million dollars, but you'd have to murder ten random people.[/QUOTE] If it's truly random and I have no chance of getting caught AND everything I need during the mission is supplied to me, I'd do it, even if they were innocent. A million cha-chings, but you're forced to stage your own death and take up a brand new life and identity, you can never contact any of the people you knew and must in general change your lifestyle 100%. You'd have to make new online accounts for everything you already have. Your history is deleted, but you can start fresh with a ton of money. No loophole. You die, but live again as someone else.

No. A million dollars, but you will never have another moment of privacy in your life.

No thanks. A million big ones, but you have to change your name to "Big Boy".

-snip didn't read- hell yes A million dollars, but for a whole year all your clothing has to be hot pink, skin-tight, and must show your nipples and balls.

No, was gonna say yes until the nipples and balls part Million dollars, but you have to eat every moldy food you happen to set your eyes on for the rest of your life

Nah One million shiny ones, but you have to bite down on a sour lemon every hour for the rest of your life

I eat sour lemons as snacks, give me that shit One million dollars, but you have to spend the rest of your life inside a plastic bubble. No matter what happens, you stay inside

Maybe? I'm more annoyed at the prospect of having to remember to do something once an hour. A small one million dollars, but you temporarily transform into an exact likeness of Donald Trump any time someone within a fifty-foot radius says the word "immigrants." [editline]27th November 2015[/editline] Oh, ninja. No, then.

No. One million rubles, but you can only spend it on vodka.

I could start a vodka business, so hell yes One million dorrer, but you must permanently tattoo a jabba the hutt face onto your penis and post a picture on it onto a public google drive.

yeah, i already done that. money plx Million Ugandan dollars, but you need to sodomize yourself in a preschool.

Yes Million Buckaroos, but you have to parkour jump an office chair in front of Bill Gates, if you lose Microsoft will take a photo of your balls and use it in the Windows 11 logo

again k,. a 122755000.00 yen but you need to put you're self in a underground bunker for a year ( no WiFi OR ANY INTERNET )

Yuck, no. A million dollars, but you must confess your deepest sexual fetishes out loud and in front of your closest peers, including relatives.

No, I don't want to flee the country A million dollars but you must suck like I dunno 12 dicks. big ones.

nothing more unusual than my typical friday nights. So no. No i will not. A million dollars, but you have to donate it all to a super PAC that you care the least about.

fuck no 1 million dollars, but you must shoot ten innocent cops.

No that's horrible! A million dollars, but for a year whenever you try to read something it's replaced with a really shitty comic book

Fuck no, I would miss good books. One million dollars, but you puke every time you have something with sugar in it.

So I puke literally all the time becuase almost everything has sugar in it these days? Yeah no. A million dollars, but you gotta wear a pretty poofy pink princess dress to your next job 5 interviews but pretend it's a really snazzy suit.

Yes One million, but if you ever stay up for longer than 12 hours straight at any given time you will develop terminal brain cancer.

fuck yeah. i'd do a bunch of crack and stay awake for like a few weeks. Million dollars, but you have to develop a dildo that has your mothers face on it. You must also use this dildo on an hourly basis. [editline]You cheeky fuck[/editline] You don't get the money til you develop it and have your mothers face fuck you in the bum.

Yes, time required was not specified. Million dollars, you must eat a hot biscuit with smegma butter.

if it's clean then sure 283,150,779.468 ZWD but you stay in a underwater bunker ( the size of vault 0 from fallout 1 or 2 aka a mini city ) alone ( you can bring one dog with you ) with wifi but it will take a normal page 3 minutes to load for a year,.