Million dollars, but... - General

Yes! One million but you must commit incest with your ugliest family member :3

no One Million, you lose all emotion.

no Fuck bang both your mother and your father every day for a week.

For free? Sure why not. Million yen, and you have to cleanse your body in Hydrofluoric acid by soaking in the compound for 2 days.

No, it'd kill me. A million bucks but you must lose 5 fingers. (not nessecarily on the same hand)

No I like my fingers. A whole million of currency, but Hitler is a constant voice in your head.

Ugh he never shuts the fuck up. He always disapproves my fondness for jewish girls. Million dollars, and you have to remove this hitler voice from my head.

Give me a gun. The voice will be gone in less than 1 second. [sp]~2edgy4U~[/sp] A million dollars, but... Every situation you encounter plays out like a scene from a painfully unfunny TV sitcom. Even worse, one from the same straight-laced programming era as "Cheers". *Laugh track*

Fuck yeah somebody will finally laugh at my jokes, plus I'd just be the Fonz which would be rad. a million dollars, but every time you ejaculated blood came out your penis and semen is produced from your saliva glands.

Yeah sure, I could deal with the blood if it was a little bit and I'd use the million to have my saliva glands removed. A million dollars, but every time you receive an email you have the undying urge to smash up your computer or device you got the email on at the time.

[QUOTE=AncientFryup;49203532]Yeah sure, I could deal with the blood if it was a little bit and I'd use the million to have my saliva glands removed. A million dollars, but every time you receive an email you have the undying urge to smash up your computer or device you got the email on at the time.[/QUOTE] Nah, even with all that money it'd run out quick. A million dollars, but you must sit in a 3-hour board meeting about stuff in which you have no clue what the other guys are talking about and listen. For a week. No breaks. May or may not include embarrassing powerpoint failures.

Yes A million cheddar but you got to live in space in total isolation, and no internet for a month.

Do I get to do spacewalks? If so fuck yeah, I'd do it for free. It'd be hard to go that long without social contact but I'd get to go to fucking space. A million bazingos but you have the Ursela squid legs instead of normal legs. You can still walk on land with them, but they do like a creepy spider-walk thing.

for long if short then sure 100000000 pennies but you need to pick one country to live in for the rest of you're life ( YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE )

Sure. 1,000,000 USD, but you have to participate in a violent riot. [editline]28th November 2015[/editline] Bonus million if you start it.

[QUOTE=Falkok15;49204847]Sure. 1,000,000 USD, but you have to participate in a violent riot. Bonus million if you start it.[/QUOTE] For the right cause I'd do it for free. A million dollars, but you must be homeless without inventory for a year.

[QUOTE=Falkok15;49204847]Sure. 1,000,000 USD, but you have to participate in a violent riot. [editline]28th November 2015[/editline] Bonus million if you start it.[/QUOTE] Absolutely, to both. I'd do that anyway! A Million bucks but you have to go on Good Morning America and talk about the last porn you watched in explicit detail with your mom watching.

[QUOTE=Falkok15;49204847]Sure. 1,000,000 USD, but you have to participate in a violent riot. [editline]28th November 2015[/editline] Bonus million if you start it.[/QUOTE] k it's about how cats with hats are funny 100000000 pennies but you need to pick one country to live in for the rest of you're life ( YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE ) also post the country you pick

Yes and USA 1 million but you have to use it in the stock market and you can only spend it till you've made back 1 billion or more.

Yes. 1 Million. You have take a shower in a prison, you MUST drop the soap.

I've already said yes to this one ;~) A million Google Chromes, but you bleed spaghetti noodles and it attracts dogs and/or spiders.

No thank you You are given one million dollars each year but you no longer have the ability to use hygiene products(Shower, Brushing teeth, skin care, ect.) or take medicine.

Deal, by the time I'd be in trouble then I'd already had made fat bank. A million dollars but you must live the rest of your life in a highly psychedelic state with believable halucinations.

I'm gonna have to go with a no. A million dollars, but you have a single, venomous (though not deadly) tarantula loose in your house for two weeks and can not kill it.

I'll take it, I'm sure a friend would let me sleep over for two weeks. Ten thousand benjamins, but you may only spend it in benjamins, and you can not receive any change.

Sure! I can just buy gift cards. 900000000₩, you can only use it in North Korea.

Yes Marillion, but you have to cut off your own hair and chew on it in public, if anyone asks you have to respond "I'm a bad puppy"

Yes Million, but you have to be punched in the face by Mike Tyson in his prime with brass knuckles every day at 12:00 P.M. and 6:00 P.M. for a year.

No thank you You have to impregnate women one after another for a day, for each child they produce, you get the babies weight times 100K in money, you have to raise each every child born as a single parent. You can't give them up for adoption.

[QUOTE=AnnieOakley;49206425]No thank you You have to impregnate women one after another for a day, for each child they produce, you get the babies weight times 100K in money, you have to raise each every child born as a single parent. You can't give them up for adoption.[/QUOTE] Sure. Can hire help and put them in daycare centers with the extra money. One million dollars but you must embark on a journey to the many corners of the earth to retrieve your fortune, from Africa to Siberia and beyond.