Million dollars, but... - General

Yes, literally no downside One million dollars but you must spend 6 hours of every day praying on your knees for the next 5 years

Nah. There's no "mantra" to channel to a higher power, and even if there were I would be quite cynical towards any and all "gods" who required such heavy amounts of mantra from an individual person. One million dollars, but you must abstain from alcohol for an entire year.

I've been doing that for 20 years. Another is easy. A million dollars, but you have to eat everything you wat with mixed hairs in it for half a year (imagine: bread with long blonde hairs and small curly black ones; The Catch: you dont know WHAT kind of hair it is and its all au naturel; straight from the source)

Can't you, like, die from ingesting too much hair? No. [QUOTE=Tools;49204861] [QUOTE=Falkok15;49204847]Sure. 1,000,000 USD, but you have to participate in a violent riot. [editline]28th November 2015[/editline] Bonus million if you start it.[/QUOTE] For the right cause I'd do it for free. A million dollars, but you must be homeless without inventory for a year.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;49204864] [QUOTE=Falkok15;49204847]Sure. 1,000,000 USD, but you have to participate in a violent riot. [editline]28th November 2015[/editline] Bonus million if you start it.[/QUOTE] Absolutely, to both. I'd do that anyway! A Million bucks but you have to go on Good Morning America and talk about the last porn you watched in explicit detail with your mom watching.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=theevilldeadII;49204962] [QUOTE=Falkok15;49204847]Sure. 1,000,000 USD, but you have to participate in a violent riot. [editline]28th November 2015[/editline] Bonus million if you start it.[/QUOTE] k it's about how cats with hats are funny 100000000 pennies but you need to pick one country to live in for the rest of you're life ( YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE ) also post the country you pick[/QUOTE] A million dollars but you get double-ninja'd for the rest of your life. [editline]28th November 2015[/editline] Even in real life.

No A million dollars but every time you have sex with a woman you pop a cherry IN

What? Yeah, for a million sure why the hell not. A million dollars, but you have to have to lose your ability to hear and see.

Negative. A million chucklebucks, but you cant stop laughing for the rest of your life.

Never... 6700000000 Rubles, you have to live in Russia.

Sure, I already know russian. 1 million dollers but you have to drink a cup of cum every morning for the rest of your life for science.

That's just wrong. Terribly, [I]terribly[/I] wrong. A definite no Get one million dollars today, right here, right now. All you gotta do is agree to have your most embarrasing and/or stupid moments and Internet posts be published in every type of media in existence worldwide, for the rest of your life

[QUOTE=T553412;49208056]That's just wrong. Terribly, [I]terribly[/I] wrong. A definite no Get one million dollars today, right here, right now. All you gotta do is agree to have your most embarrasing and/or stupid moments and Internet posts be published in every type of media in existence worldwide, for the rest of your life[/QUOTE] Dear god no >_> Solid million, you have to eat your closest friend alive.

[QUOTE=FLIPPY;49208074]Dear god no >_> Solid million, you have to eat your closest friend alive.[/QUOTE] Nu. One million, but you must lie in a pit of spiders for 2 minutes.

I love spiders. Double that money, and I'll stay in that pit for an hour. One million, but you must lie in the pit of spiders with me.

Fuck no I hate spiders. One million dollars, but you have to join ISIS.

Yeah. I'd just run away and do it by saying i'll go grab some icees. One million dollars, but you have to drink half a gallon of rotten chocolate milk and post it on facepunch.

Yeah I'd do it for the funny ratings. One million dollars, but for every dollar you spend, you lose one memory of yours.

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Yes One hundred BILLION dollars, but you must write a tumblr-approved news article analysing the role of race and sex in a recent crime, for every 10 grand.

Assuming you'd get 10 grand after every article, yes. If you got it all at once, no. You'd literally have to spend 300 Million minutes of your time, which is ~18000000000 seconds (assuming you're using the average time making each article which is 30 mins). Average human life isnt even a 10th of that. You get a million dollars, but you have to coat your genitals in gold foil, and make sure they are coated in gold foil 24/7.

sure, but only if the gold foil doesn't count towards the million dollars. you receive million dollars, but you're only allowed to spend it on things you can find in a bed bath & beyond

[QUOTE=Qaus;49209008]sure, but only if the gold foil doesn't count towards the million dollars. you receive million dollars, but you're only allowed to spend it on things you can find in a bed bath & beyond[/QUOTE] No reason why not Million squid but you must eat Surstromming at least once a day

Oh god no :sick: One million dollars, but you can't go on your own toilet, so you can only go on public toilets for the rest of your life.

I'd do it, and speaking of toilets.. A million dollars, but you'd receive it in $100's found inside your poop everytime you went to take one.

Lol no One million dollars, but you gotta pass ten kidney stones.

No, heard those are painful. Million quid but you have to show your crush your penis with speggeti-oos on it, works for both men and women.

[QUOTE=Unique_mask;49209801]Million quid but you have to show your crush your penis with speggeti-oos on it, works for both men and women.[/QUOTE] As if I wouldn't do that already? Sure. I doubt that can break our six year stint. One million, but you are only allowed 1 hour of internet access a day, from any device. For the next five years.

Sure, would entice me to do other things with my time, such as loosing some weight. Million quid but your arse is fused together all day, you cannot shit.

[QUOTE=Unique_mask;49209801]No, heard those are painful. Million quid but you have to show your crush your penis with speggeti-oos on it, works for both men and women.[/QUOTE] Deal. I don't have a crush. Joke's on you! :snip: [editline]29th November 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Unique_mask;49209838]Sure, would entice me to do other things with my time, such as loosing some weight. Million quid but your arse is fused together all day, you cannot shit.[/QUOTE] fucker and no A million dollaridoos, but you have uncontrollable gas at random points in your life. No amount of surgery or pills will help you.

No, too embarrising. Million quid but you'll never get any money after that.

No, working is an important part of personal development and taking away the incentive to do it would make it suck. A million dollars but you would have to eat a bowl of the stuff that comes out of pimples when you squeeze them. (from another person).