Million dollars, but... - General

I wanna say yes but I don't think I'd be able to do it. A million dollars, but you must break out of prison.

Fuck yes, thats a double win right there Million bucks, but every action you make has a [URL="http://cuiltheory.wikidot.com/what-is-cuil-theory"]cuil[/URL] rating of 5 or higher.

Nah, I'll pass. One milliion dollars, but you have to get plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber. Doesn't matter if you're male or female.

Nah man. Billion dollars but you have to act like a sovereign citizen.

so dress up as a reaper for hallaween got it,. 1,000,000 lizards but you need to have sex with filthy frank,.

No thanks. 1 milion dollars but you have to fight an handicap match with The Rock and Stone Cold

i could use it to pay my medical bills, so sure a million bucks, but you have to donate 25 cents a day to an anti-semetic group

That's 9000 dollars in a hundred years, it wouldn't be awfully much so yeah. Loadsa money but you get hardcore amnesia.

no because you already forgot about the loaddsa money and this guy just scammed yourass. Million bucks, but you have to urinate on small children in a preschool everytime you get some "spare time"

I'm asian, I have no spare time, so yes Million bucks, but you must tape saurekraut on your penis and pretend it's a mustache, tattoo a smily face on it, put a top hat on it, and go to a preschool and run around naked once every sunday for a month.

[QUOTE=MyBumBum;49214072]I'm asian, I have no spare time, so yes Million bucks, but you must tape saurekraut on your penis and pretend it's a mustache, tattoo a smily face on it, put a top hat on it, and go to a preschool and run around naked once every sunday for a month.[/QUOTE] How about................ NO. 10 Woodrow Wilson's You have to sound them out of your dick.

No. $1,000,000 but you can't spend it on luxury items.

then whats the point. no. $1m but the only food you can eat is dick for the rest of your entire life

I have enough dick in my life, nothx. One billion dollars but your immediate family dies of spontaneous lepracy.

Absolutely. One million but you have to moderate the Rust forums. [I]Forever[/I]

Done, I'll perma everybody until its completely empty or I've been demodded. No sense keeping an active forum around for a cancelled game. One million but your only source of news forever is Sensationalist Headlines.

[del]Yes, where do I sign up?[/del] [ninja'd] Yeah, it kinda is already anyway. A million dosh of your choice, but you must become vegan.

Yes. I may not live past my 30s. For a million dollars, you would have to live in the middle of no where in the waste lands of Utah for a year.

utah is scary but mostly because of the people, so i guess it wouldn't be too bad, sure. would you, for a million dollary-doos, sell your nipples?

Only if it was a million dollars each, then I'd spent the other million on buying them back. A million dollars, but you can't ever leave your home again.

Oh of course, I never do it anyways. log(10^(10^6))) Dollerinoes, buuuuut you become asexual

I have nothing against being asexual. I'd gladly accept that million. you're given one million dollars, but you have to run twelve 100 km marathons in one year, before you are given the money.

Well there is nothing wrong with trying, so yeah. 0x000F4240$ but bullshit-man will come bursting into the room whenever you lie or relativize the truth.

I lie about rather weird things, so no. A million squid but you must be forced to witness someone you respect do something mingbogglingly stupid and friendship destroying

Sure, getting a million out of it I'm sure I'd be able to forgive afterwards. A million buckaroo's but you may only spent it on things for others, not yourself.

I like being nice, and am sure they would return the favour in some cases. A million pounds but you will shart yourself in a highly important meeting of some sort. Whether you are discovered or not is up to you, depending on past exeprience

Fuck yeah, I'll shart myself. A million quids, but you have to have a prostate exam two times a week. (I just had one, wasn't not a good experience).

I'd do that for free. A million dollars, but every time you open your anus, a laser that cuts through everything but water jets out. Your body is safe from damages. (This means it will go clean through the world, and into space infinitely till it hits water.)

Sure A million dollars but you have to live on mars, by your self.

As long as I get to spent the money first, and bring the stuff with me. :sax: A million dollars, but you'll be subject in inhumane scientific testing.