whats the similarity between madilene mcann and a submarine?
a: they both lie at the bottom of the ocean and are filled with seamen
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche 911?
I don't have a Porsche 911 in my garage
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[QUOTE=Miigga;19077186]I've heard another version of this joke. In that one, it's a Ferrari instead of a Mercedes and the punchline is [sp]I don't have a Ferrari in my garage[/sp][/QUOTE]
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Q: What's the difference between your Grandmother and Will Smith?
A:[sp]I didn't butt-fuck Will Smith until his pelvis shattered.[/sp]
Q: What's the difference between your Mother and my Jeep?
A:[sp]I didn't put anything in my Jeep's tailpipe.[/sp]
How do you fit 100 dead babies in a bucket?
[sp]blender[/sp]
How do you get them out?
[sp]doritos[/sp]
Q: What's the difference between your mother, and a dominatrix?
A:[sp]Your mother will slap me and call me a bitch for free.[/sp]
Q: Where does Paris Hilton put a broom?
A: [sp]Inside her. Sideways.[/sp]
Q: How much did your sister charge me for sex?
A:[sp]3 bottlecaps, a stick of chewing gum, and some lint.[/sp]
What is better than 10 babies in a trash can?
[sp]1 baby in 10 trash cans.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Morphology53;19077953]
Q: How much did your sister charge me for sex?
A:[sp]3 bottlecaps[/sp][/QUOTE]
Live in the wasteland do we?
[B]Whats more fun than nailing six babies to one tree?[/B]
[I]Nailing one baby to 6 trees![/I]
[B]What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
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[I]One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.[/I]
[B]What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?[/B]
[I]Twins in an acid bath.[/I]
Q: Whats better than a bottle of coke.
A: Cocaine in a bottle.
Let's steal stuff from the orphanage!
But sir! that's mean!
Who are they going to tell? their parents?
man I suck at jokes...
[QUOTE=KillerTele;19081364]Let's steal stuff from the orphanage!
But sir! that's mean!
Who are they going to tell? their parents?
man I suck at jokes...[/QUOTE]
that produced a ..... CHUCKle ...... from me
ahahHA *sipps tea*
How is knocking up your girlfriend like locking your keys out of your car?
The problem goes away with the aid of a coathangar.
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What is 12" long and makes a woman moan all night?
[sp]Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.[/sp]
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What's black and blue and hates sex?
[sp]The ten year old in my trunk.[/sp]
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What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?
[sp]I cried when I cut up the onion.[/sp]
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How does an Arkansas mother know her daughter is having her period.
[sp]Her son's dick tastes funny.[/sp]
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I'm the King.
What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?
[sp]Drop it n*gger[/sp]
How do you kill 2 jews at the same time?
[sp]Toss a penny in between them.[/sp]
I like my girls how i like my whiskey, 12 years old.
My parents were never the most supportive, often saying "Why cant you be more like your sister!?"
I wouldn't have minded, but my sister died in childbirth.
Me,
Thats the joke.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and a five year old girl?
[sp]There isn't one.[/sp]
a priest, a rabbi, and a jew walk into a bar, except there is no rabbi or jew, and the priest is my dad, and the bar is my 8th birthday, and the priest is raping me.
What's something that 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Whats the difference between 535 dead babies and a ferrarri?
[sp] theres no ferrarri in my garage[/sp]
I'm not racist because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Whats the diference between a trampoline and a baby?
[sp]|I don't wear boots when I jump on a trampoline.[/sp]
How do you put a baby in a blender?
[sp]Feet first, for facial expression.[/sp]
Whats worse than three babies nailed to a tree?
[sp]One baby nailed to three trees.[/sp]
Whats pink, red and makes no noise?
[sp]A baby playing with a razor blade[/sp]
Whats green, yellow and brown?
[sp]Same baby, three weeks later[/sp]
What do you call a bun, gherkin and a dead baby?
[sp]Big mac.[/sp]
[QUOTE=I am a noob;19073001]What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I usually don't cum on apples before I eat them.[/QUOTE]
I was smiling at most of them and then [b]THIS[/b] came up.
[quote=chuckr;19077123]its more funny with a black guy,
what do you do when you look out your window at 3 in the morning and see your tv floating down the road? Shoot the black guy carrying it. What do you do when you see you fridge floating down the road? Nothing. Because thats one big black man![/quote]
[quote=cadd21;19083671]what do you say when you see your tv floating at night?
[sp]drop it n*gger[/sp][/quote]
ahem.
What do you call a man who lands on Uranus?
An Ass-tronaught.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Santa only has three hoes.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a suntan?
A suntan doesn't disappear until after the holiday.
:rimshot:
[I]Mummy, mummy, why am I going in circles?[/I]
[B]SHUDDAP OR I'LL NAIL YOUR OTHER FOOT TO THE FLOOR![/B]
What do you get when you mix a nigger with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla.
How do you kill a bunch of jews?
Throw a penny off a cliff.
What goes faster than a black guy with your T.V.?
His little brother with your dvd player.
What do you call a woman with 1 leg?
Ilene
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool?
Buoy
What do you call an asian with one leg?
Irene
All shamelessly not my own, yet still being taken by me.
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