[QUOTE=Oxu365;19283637]What more funny than ten babies in a trash bin?
One baby in ten trash bins.[/QUOTE]
You get the fucking late award!
[QUOTE=john_frohman;19078033]What is better than 10 babies in a trash can?
[sp]1 baby in 10 trash cans.[/sp][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;19079825][B]Whats more fun than nailing six babies to one tree?[/B]
[I]Nailing one baby to 6 trees![/I]
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[QUOTE=BugsyXoX;19084326]
Whats worse than three babies nailed to a tree?
[sp]One baby nailed to three trees.[/sp]
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[QUOTE=ManningQB18;19282819]Whats worse than 10 babies tied to one tree
[sp]one baby tied to 10 trees![/sp][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Meader;19286257]You get the fucking late award![/QUOTE]
And they are all equally original.
Your dad. Thats a fucked up joke.
What do you call a black guy driving a plane?
[sp]A pilot, you racist bastard.[/sp]
I hate being racist but...
What's the difference between an african american and a park bench.
A park bench can hold a family.
Sorry if I'm late.
Also why did the squirell squeal?
He sat on his nuts.
Fucking goddamn ninja'd.
Where did a black person go in the holocaust?
In the very back of the oven.
What's the difference between a dead baby and your mom?
[sp]One's fun to have sex with, the other's your mom.[/sp]
[QUOTE=BrQ;19204658]A kid comes home and says 'mom, I just had sex for the first time of my life!'. His mother gets really angry and shouts 'Go to your room, now! We'll see when your dad comes home'
So a few hours later, his father comes in his room and says 'son, I'm proud of you, that you achieved this at such young age. If I were you, I'd do it tomorrow too! And the day after that!'
The kid replies with 'Nah, my butt still hurts from the first time'[/QUOTE]
Made me lol
[QUOTE=Ryzo;19287897]I hate being racist but...
What's the difference between an african american and a park bench.
A park bench can [b]hold[/b] a family.
Sorry if I'm late.
Also why did the squirell squeal?
He sat on his nuts.[/QUOTE]
Support*
The black tiger woods stole the escalade,
the asian tiger woods was driving
How do you fit 4 gays on a stool?
Turn it upside down
What's the match between a women and a hurricane?
-When they come they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car.
[QUOTE=ZaurZawrZore;19066556]What do white girls and bricks have in common?
The both get laid by Mexicans.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit
What do black people and apples have in common?
They both look good hanging from trees
A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get the fuck out of my bar."
:downsrim:
What did one tampon say to the other?
[sp]Nothing, they're both stuck up cunts[/sp]
[QUOTE=Ektorp;20052911]What did one tampon say to the other?
[sp]Nothing, they're both stuck up cunts[/sp][/QUOTE]
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I just got these right off a joke site:
How do you know your girlfriend is really hot?
[b]When you put your hand in her panties and it feels like you're feeding a horse.[/b]
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would I have?
[b]Two feet of my cock in your ass.[/b]
What do you call a bunch of men fucking mannequins?
[b]Guys in dolls.[/b]
Why don't Baptists fuck standing up?
[b]They are afraid it might lead to dancing.[/b]
-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Police!
-...Police who?
-Can you police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes?
Racism a crime. Crime is for niggers.
Okay, there are two people and one of them has cancer. The guy without cancer goes up and talks trash about the guy with cancer. The guy with cancer goes "What the hell is your problem" The guy without cancer replies "definitely not cancer"
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand into the gronud
Whats the same between Virginia Tech and Mount Everest?
Now they're both minus 33 degrees.
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
N*ggers.
How do you make your girlfriend cry during sex?
Call her up and tell her about it
A black 3rd grader comes home from school one day, and goes up to his mom. He asked her "Mom, i have the biggest penis of all the boys in 3rd grade... it's because i'm black, right?" To which his mom replies "Hell no, it's cause you supposed to be in the 9th grade!"
Racism. :I
What do you call a black man in a suit?
Defendant.
Whats worse than a hundred dead babies stapled to a tree?
One baby stapled to a hundred trees
Whats the difference between the batmoblie and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have the batmobile in my garage
How do you fit a hundred jews in a car?
Two in the Front, Two in the Back, 96 in the ash tray
Whats the difference between a Jew ans Santa?
Santa goes down the chimney, jews go UP the chimney
"Free Tibet"
"I'll take it!"
[QUOTE=Coze;20058212]Whats worse than a hundred dead babies stapled to a tree?
One baby stapled to a hundred trees
Whats the difference between the batmoblie and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have the batmobile in my garage
How do you fit a hundred jews in a car?
Two in the Front, Two in the Back, 96 in the ash tray
Whats the difference between a Jew ans Santa?
Santa goes down the chimney, jews go UP the chimney[/QUOTE]
The last one is the only one that haven't been told 1 million times already.
I'm not racist but I only hear racist jokes so here goes:
What do you call an aboriginal with a roll of corrugated iron under his arm?
Home owner
What do you call an aboriginal with two rolls of corrugated iron under his arm?
A Landlord
These two blokes are driving across the northern territory, they stop to take a slash taking there guns with them. Upon returning to their Ute (Pickup Truck for the americans) they discover an aborigine wandering around the driver of the Ute pulls his rifle out takes aim and kills the aborigine the second bloke is shocked.
"What are you doing?" he says.
The driver answers, "Its okay that's legal in the northern territory."
"Oh alright then his comapion replys." and off they drive some time later they stop at a petrol station to fill up and buy some beer they place the case of beer in the back of the Ute and continue on their way. Some time later the need to take a slash again and so they stop. This time when they return to the Ute there are aboriginals swarming all over the Ute. The second bloke pulls out his gun and starts blasting away killing aboriginals all over the place.
"Wait what are you doing?" the first guy yells.
"I thought you said it was legal here" the second man replies
"Yeah but you can't use bait"
[B]Non Racist ones[/B]
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
It was hit by the fridge
Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?
Peer preasure
A black man and an aboriginal man are in a car, who's driving?
The police
A guy walks into a bar and orders the strongest drink available. The bartender tells him that he doesn't know anyone who can drink it and not end up being sick. The man doesn't care and drinks 5 of them. The next day the man comes back and says "There's something seriously wrong with me, I've been blowing chunks all night" the bartender says "I warned you that you would puke" the man says "What're you talking about, Chunks is my dog"
What is faster than a black guy with a stolen TV?
[I]his brother with the VCR[/I]
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