What do you call a room full of black people?
[sp] a room full or really friendly people [/sp]
Your mother is so smart that she got a degree from university in life sciences.
What is so tragic about four black men going over a cliff in a Suburban?
[sp] Suburban seats six. [/sp]
So a guy walks into a bar, and everyone else walks around it.
What's worse than 1 dead baby?
2 dead babies.
*Laughter*
No, wait...
Use this one on Omegle.
*Knock, Knock*
"Who's there?"
"Disco"
"Disco who?"
"Disconnect"
How do you like your women?
With two e's in them.
A guy walks up to a girl and says "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
She replies, "Unfertilized"
[QUOTE=Beartato;21170844]How do you like your women?
With two e's in them.
A guy walks up to a girl and says "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
She replies, "Unfertilized"[/QUOTE]
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Two Haitians walk into a bar
[sp] It collapses[/sp]
[QUOTE=Katsu63;21170994]Two Haitians walk into a bar
[sp] It collapses[/sp][/QUOTE]
I see what you did ther
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
What is red and has more brains than the dead baby you just shot?
[sp]The wall behind it.[/sp]
A guy and his girlfriend wants to do it.
But the guy's 8 year old brother is sleeping close to them as they are in a 1 room hotel.
They didn't want to let the guy's little brother know that they are having sex, so they used code words.
Ham for faster, cheese for slower.
It's pinch black and the guy's little bro wen to sleep, they soon started to fuck and the guy's GF yelled out ham and cheese again and again in pleasure.
Their little brother woke up from the yelling, he then said "Can you guys stop making sandwiches, you're dripping manyo all over me."
guy1: I fucked your mother last night!
guy2:So did i!
guy1:
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[QUOTE=Xephio;21169699]Use this one on Omegle.
*Knock, Knock*
"Who's there?"
"Disco"
"Disco who?"
"Disconnect"[/QUOTE]
Stranger: hey
You: Knock Knock
Stranger: whos there?
You: Disco
Stranger: disco who?
You: Disconnect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
whats worse than 10 babies in 1 trashcan?
1 baby in 10 trashcans.
What do you call a black wizard?
A Negromancer
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
A: An Afghani mechanic!
Q: Why don't they teach Drivers Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in the middle east?
A: The camels would get too tired!
A couple of gay jokes too i suppose..
Q: Why'd the gay guy get fired from the sperm bank?
A: They caught him drinking on the job.
Q: How do you know if you are at a gay picnic?
A: The hotdogs taste like shit!
Hope none of these were done already, but here you are :v:
[QUOTE=Lambeth;19070695]They were gassed, then cremated. No screaming involved.[/QUOTE]
not all, especially babies
How was copper wire invented?
Two people of the Jewish faith were asked to equally share a penny.
What do you call a load of white people running down a hill?
Avalanche
What do you call a load of black people running down a hill?
Mudslide
What do you call a load of Hispanics running down a hill?
Jailbreak
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."
So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.
I guess we don't watch the same movies.
Why are black people so tall?
[sp]Cause there Knee-Grows.[/sp]
How do you fit 30 babies into a bathtub?
A Blender.
How do you get them back out?
Doritos.
:haw:
What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?
One baby in 10 trashcans.
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A blonde is walking with her boyfriend when he says "Look, a dead bird."
The blonde looks up into the sky and says "Where?"
Why did the squirrel fall out of ze tree?
I shot it :downsgun:
[QUOTE=Beartato;21170844]How do you like your women?
With two e's in them.
[/QUOTE]
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Huzzah for unintentional joke!
Why did the pornstar lose her job?
Because she killed the director.
People in world trade center looking out windows
First Person: Hey, it's a bird
Second Person:No you idiot it's a plane
Third Person: OH FUCK IT IS A PLANE
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