If you were to murder someone, how would you do it? - General

in the night when it's dark and everyone is asleep i will plant C4 around the victims house and then blow it up and hope the neighbours didn't hear that

[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;20198393]in the night when it's dark and everyone is asleep i will plant C4 around the victims house and then blow it up and hope the neighbours didn't hear that[/QUOTE] "Terrorists Win"

falcon punch in the balls!.

[img]http://www.globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/hazmat_suit.jpg[/img] ^I'd slap on one of these, kill the person with a knife, then take off the hazmat suit and bury it in a Mexican Desert, far away from where I live.

For a burglar: Stab him in the neck, and let him die there. Then get a large kitchen knife and smear his fingerprints on the blade, then leave it next to him. Then call the police, when they get there, tell them he lunged at me, and I stabbed him in self-defense.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;20198915]For a burglar: Stab him in the neck, and let him die there. Then get a large kitchen knife and smear his fingerprints on the blade, then leave it next to him. Then call the police, when they get there, tell them he lunged at me, and I stabbed him in self-defense.[/QUOTE] Goddamnit. Every time i see your name, i get the impression you're a girl. Then i remember you're a guy and my dream girl vanishes from the reality once again. Man, fuck you ima get ma homies up yo ass fo ruinin ma dinner dis tiem AGAEN. fuggen niggas.

Pin them to a chair and make them read every touhou, tf2 and harry potter fanfic Messy way but it works

[QUOTE=Thatanos;20199011]Goddamnit. Every time i see your name, i get the impression you're a girl. Then i remember you're a guy and my dream girl vanishes from the reality once again. Man, fuck you ima get ma homies up yo ass fo ruinin ma dinner dis tiem AGAEN. fuggen niggas.[/QUOTE] I love you too :h:

Using [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/104kqz9.jpg[/IMG]

I'd do it with a little more finesse. If I could slip a tablet into someone's coffee. Then I'd avoid an awful lot of mess.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;20199060]I love you too :h:[/QUOTE] Eww, that's gay.

Antifreeze in the coffee.

Stab them.

Shoot them, then eat them.

hijack a C.I.A. orbital laser cannon; obliterate target and anything in a 50 meter vicinity. run to Canada.

in school, i would find out when the person i'm going to kill is going to the bathroom, maybe find a way to lace laxatives in his food/drink. to guarantee he'd be in there for a while. i would then ask to go to the restroom (that he is in), and on the way, pull the fire alarm. in the chaos, i would go into the bathroom he's in and kill him while he's relieving himself in the stall. i would slip out while people are still rushing around and continue as usual. the alarms should muffle me killing him, me thinks.

Why I would murder someone? That's an ilogic and impossible scenario for me

[QUOTE=OrDnAs;20201510]Why I would murder someone? That's an ilogic and impossible scenario for me[/QUOTE] Don't knock it till you try it, pussy.

I would stab them with: [img]http://www.fugleognatur.dk/forum/images/N%C3%A5r-istap-h%C3%A6nger-ned-fra-ta.jpg[/img] While standing on a frozen lake... then thaw the leg by what ever means neccesary. (of course I would make sure there was no eye witnesses.

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4f/If_I_did_It_2.png[/img] hehe It really depends on the situation, but I'm more into larger crimes that just plain ol' murder. Like bank heists.

Get all friendly with them, take them for a hike in the woods, get them drunk/stoned off their ass, possibly some for me as well as a scapegoat, but not enough to prevent me from finishing them (they should be conscious for the rest or I'll leave just that much more evidence). Then I'd take them near a cliff/steep hill and ~bump~ into them. If they fall and die, i win, if they don't, they'd be dumbed up enough to think it an accident, then it's round two or another attempt some other day. It'll pretty much look like an accident. Fortunately, if i hate someone i can't hide it so this will never happen. Besides the fact I would never kill anyone.

I would cut small slivers on their whole body. Then I would poor gasoline all over them, and then set them on fire, and watch in pleasure as their skin melted off their body until they finally died.

i wouldnt murder someone, everyone in this thread should be put in jail

Go in there,choke them,grab my money. THE END

Cut the bottom off a water bottle, grab some foam from the couch and ring it around inside of the bottle, leave the middle empty as tight as possible. Use electric tape around the outside of the bottle and zip ties. I have a wide range of guns, so this is my set up. Grab my target pistol (.22) and ducktape the bottle to the barrel, the receiver and recoil will knock the bottle out, so only one shot. I also have a .22 long rifle this will work for many more than one shot. get the subject as far away as possible alone. For the kill, point blank at the head. (the .22 will enter and bounce around the skull) Grab the body, clean blood with a water/rubbing alcohol mix, quickly. remove the license plate and tags on the door and destroy the vehicle or park it in a parking lot cleaned and locked. the body will have to be either induced for a long period of time in a bath of battery acid. if not burned at a control zone, smash the mouth completely for oral mouth back trace, destroy the bones. reduce the entire body to ash. leave the country. make a post/thread about it

I would break a glass all over the toilet seat, go into the fridge and put laxatives in ALL the food. I would then disconnect all the phones. After that, I would clog all the drains in the house. Then I would wait in the shower. I would wait for the inevitable bowel explosion. As soon as they get to the bathroom and sit down, they would have a bleeding ass. I would push them into the tub and turn on the water, and run out and grab a banana. As they came out, bleeding from their ass, I would hit them with the banana until dead. I would then stuff the banana in their mouth, grab my Ipod, turn on the song, "Banana Phone", but the phone by their head, and light the house on fire.