• Post someone you think needs to die
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Imapanda aka Turtlecake aka Nickfury6
Haha, oh dear god, this thread. That said
[QUOTE=RayDark;27212492]How the fuck do you pick him out of all the facepunchers for being a 'weird poster'.[/QUOTE] Also, please accept my friend request. [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Hazard Fox;27212543]Imapanda aka Turtlecake aka Nickfury6[/QUOTE] Who the hell is that? Furthermore, who has that many aliases?
[QUOTE=Archonet;27212465]Give me an example :colbert:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Archonet;27212403]In addition, what have I ever done to deserve death? Michael Vick? Yes. Justin Bieber? Hell yes. Me? Why, I haven't done a damn thing. [/QUOTE] That is a fucking retarded thing to say. I mean, the fact that you say "I haven't done a damn thing" just makes you seem like a fucking retard. Obviously half of the people you posted in the OP haven't done anything either, you're only hating on them because you don't like what they do. Think before you post, weirdo.
[QUOTE=RayDark;27212492]How the fuck do you pick him out of all the facepunchers for being a 'weird poster'.[/QUOTE] Because I've seen him post, obsessively in the same thread over and over. It's really not hard to remember someone post. [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Oblivion470;27212597]That is a fucking retarded thing to say. I mean, the fact that you say "I haven't done a damn thing" just makes you seem like a fucking retard. Obviously half of the people you posted in the OP haven't done anything either, you're only hating on them because you don't like what they do. Think before you post, weirdo.[/QUOTE] Oh god I'm so happy I'm your friend. You never fail to make me laugh.
OP does. Also people who believe in the death penalty
[QUOTE=d00msdaydan;27212288]Bobby Kotick[/QUOTE]
Nobody. Please rate me gaybows.
[QUOTE=Archonet;27212550]Also, please accept my friend request. [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] Who the hell is that? Furthermore, who has that many aliases?[/QUOTE] Dude, there's one guy who has this many accounts: Ormbunke, Ormbunke V2, iEzerith, Ezerith, EzerithV2, Generic Furry, ZavCoyote, ZavZoyoteV2, <Data_Panel> and about 3 more
[QUOTE=Oblivion470;27212597]That is a fucking retarded thing to say. I mean, the fact that you say "I haven't done a damn thing" just makes you seem like a fucking retard. Obviously half of the people you posted in the OP haven't done anything either, you're only hating on them because you don't like what they do. Think before you post, weirdo.[/QUOTE] One emote, and one emote alone describes you: :downs:
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[QUOTE=cathal6606;27212638]OP does. Also people who believe in the death penalty[/QUOTE] :irony:
[img]http://www.businessblogshub.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/warning-sign.gif[/img] :siren:[highlight]The following post contains dangerous levels of legitimate insanity, and should NOT be read by those who have a heart condition or have logical thought processes. Please look away if you are one of these people.[/highlight]:siren: This is the chronicle of [B]MorrowindSky[/B]. 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[QUOTE=morrowindsky;26759034]I've come to realize that I'll probably be a homeless loser in 10 or so years thanks to what I've gone through, and what's happening in the immediate future. Too much is out of my control, I can't put things right anymore. Right now, I'm wishing the apocalypse [I]was[/I] going to happen in 2012. :sigh:[/QUOTE] Somewhere between this and what happens next, Morrowindsky asks somebody else for something to cheer him up. Somebody else is high on melatonin so they are unable to help, and so this happens: [QUOTE=morrowindsky;26769418]I want to get perma'd from Facepunch, but I want to go out in some interesting way. All Facepunch is doing in my life now is being a distraction anyways. Suggestions?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=morrowindsky;26769497] [QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;26769467]Don't bother[/QUOTE] Does it matter either way? Nobody cares if I get perma'd, not even me, and it's the internet anyways. :v: [editline]18th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Jad Hinto;26769482]Calm the FUCK DOWN. You need to.[/QUOTE] I just want out of FP. Bad. [editline]18th December 2010[/editline] Make that [B]need[/B] out of FP. I just want to go out with a bang.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=morrowindsky;26769594]I'm smiling as I'm typing up this banme. This is gonna be a big load off my back, one less thing to borther with. [I]Forward with life![/I] :buddy:[/QUOTE] And then he disappears off the face of the earth. [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1034239-Post-Something-About-Your-Day-v25?p=26788630&viewfull=1#post26788630][B]And then, well, this happens.[/B][/url] [QUOTE=morrowindsky;26788729]Bah, forget it. Going on about it is kind of pointless, agreed?[/QUOTE] And then it starts to go downhill. [QUOTE=morrowindsky;26788749]Someone's a little butthurt. Stirring up drama on purpose and just watching the shit fly is very entertaining for me. It's like setting up an arena, and watching little kids fight with swords and shields.[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1034239-Post-Something-About-Your-Day-v25?p=26788831&viewfull=1#post26788831][B]And downhill.[/B][/url] Note that Afro is a guy who jumped in to defend him when he was talking about writing a ban-me. This gives you a glimpse into the mind of the beast. [QUOTE=morrowindsky;26788898][QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;26788880]I do get why you did it. I still see it as a fucking dick move.[/QUOTE] That's basically what it was, but I enjoyed it. :smile:[/QUOTE] And ooooon~ [QUOTE=morrowindsky;26789100]And? You act like you're actually making a difference when you give advice over the internet. :rolleyes: Quit being so naive. In the real world, it's one thing, but on the internet? Empathy is pointless, it's a waste. A lot of people on the internet who supposedly "need" empathy are either desperate for attention or just faking it. Keep it for people who really deserve it, not some stranger you'll never meet and probably lies through their teeth.[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1034239-Post-Something-About-Your-Day-v25?p=26789265&viewfull=1#post26789265][B]And then it gets weirder.[/B][/url] And weirder. [QUOTE=morrowindsky;26789330]Even more of a waste of effort, in my opinion. I'm getting tired of this. IBTS, quit being a naive little shit and get with the program.[/QUOTE] And I've purposely put the contents of this one in spoiler tags because it's just creepy. [QUOTE=morrowindsky;26790126][sp]Hey, you have no idea how fun it is to drive a person to suicide. By doing this, I keep [i]myself[/i] from going over the edge, because I [i]know[/i] there are more pathetic, worthless people on this planet, such as all of you shitwits getting worked up over something so bloody meaningless, and I can take advantage of that. I can either get them to befriend me and basically do what I want them to, or I can break them. I like to do the former sometimes, but it's very fun to do the latter.[/sp][/QUOTE] He was banned afterwards. This is his RC thread: [quote=morrowindsky]I do understand being banned, absolutely. Saying I wanted permabanned, however, was actually part of my instability-induced "funfest." My ridiculous intention was to stir up trouble, I have no problem admitting that, but I intended on taking a short break, then returning at a later point where I had my problems sorted out. I was an asshole, I admit it. I'd apologize if I weren't permabanned and if I had the guts at this point, but now I can't even do that. I was extremely distressed at the time, just finding out about the possibility of being homeless, and though I'm sure you'd agree that doesn't mean shit here, I'm hoping it at least helps to explain why I acted like such a tool. Hell, nothing I'll say will stop you from bashing me, but I at least want to say that my intention was not a permaban, but just to relieve stress on a community I have no positive feelings towards anymore. If it's best for me to be permabanned, hell, keep it that way, but I just wanted to tell you all that it wasn't my real intention. I might as well lay this out as best as I can. It started in Pascall's Derp Dergon Giveaway thread. I had decided to make that a sort of "prologue" to my fake anger. I moved on to the PSAYD thread in the furry board, intending to make it happen for real there. I eventually let my panicked, near-hysterical state take control of me, and I continued to push with that little "guise." I was laughing the whole time at their posts, for what reason I can't comprehend. I was a fucking loon, he was right. Eventually, I had to tell somebody, so I told Passerby Silver. At that point, I was nearly completely broken down, I needed somebody. My parents were never there for me, I have no friends for miles, and online friends may as well be AI in terms of companionship, but [highlight]REDACTED[/highlight]'s one of the nicest people I know, and I decided to spill my guts. [quote][highlight]REDACTED[/highlight] posted: Just stop posting. Take a few days for everything to simmer down, everyone to cool off. Block or ignore everyone from here on messengers for the time being, then unblock everyone when you're ready/you think everything has cooled down. Slowly start posting on the forum again, like in the PSAYD topic, if anyone replies with anything harsh to you just ignore it for the time being. I know how it feels somewhat to only have online friends. Outside online, I have two friends, who granted I see a lot, but both have a lot of other commitments to fill, so, I'm alone a lot. I just want you to know, I don't take sides on these kinds of things on here. So, yeah. I'm honestly not sure what more advice I can give you, dude. My heart goes out to ya.[/quote] I was going to follow her advice. That night, I just broke down, and eventually cried myself to sleep, something I'm more than a decade past. The stress got to me, the near poverty-level life, the loneliness, the ostracized life. No money, no car, all because of circumstance. I was broken, fucked up. This morning, I felt a lot better, but I've got a long way to go. Quote this in the RC Chat, call me an idiot, say I deserve it anyways, drown me in boxes, do rubbish like that, or just generally ignore me. I really don't care. Tell me I'm an attention whore, I expect it anyways. Nobody's sincere on the internet, just like I said in my hysteria, right? I'm probably copying and pasting all this from somewhere. Just take what I said into consideration. I'll still be taking that break, since it'd be best for me right now, but at least make it a long ban, like a month, or six months, and not a permaban, so that if I do want to come back, I can, and I can try not to be a dick to everyone around me. I'll be trying to get back into therapy soon, and I'll keep waiting for someone to accept applications in town. Maybe after I take all this initiative, I'll be able to get my life back together, and maybe then I can contribute here again. If there are any gold members reading this that know [highlight]REDACTED[/highlight], tell her she's an angel, and that I'd like her to readd me on Steam. As I always say, cheers.[/quote] After this, Morrowindsky asked a particular user to email him so he could explain. This is what he sent after he was asked to. [quote=morrowindsky] It's a long fucking story, but I'll do my best. To put it very concisely, I took my consistency tick too far. Now, the long version. It really all started out as a sort of pissed off rage-withdrawal of my request at Pascall's thread. At that point, I had learned all I was mentioning to you (homelessness, etc.), and it had basically torn me in half. I eventually found an outlet for my pathetic combination of anger, depression, and fear at Facepunch, as well as a lot of my friends not from Facepunch. I lost a few yesterday. Truth is, I am something of a sociopath. I'm mortified to admit it, but it's true. When I had my breakdown, I just lost control, and I let my feelings take over. Eventually, I ended up letting that little "monster" inside of me loose without realizing it. I was just sitting there, posting all this shit, laughing like a nutter. It didn't help that in my daze I had forgotten my medication that morning, which although acts like a crutch more than anything else, really does help with mood control. I did lose all emotion for most of that day. I lost all sense of friendship, kindness, and general humanity as a whole. -_- I'm not going to shit around, Mike. I apologize for everything I said in my breakdown. It was inappropriate, it was wrong, and although I didn't mean it, it doesn't make it any better. I understand if you just don't want to bother with me at all. I respect you and Jad more than anyone else on that forum, and what I said on there... Fucking hell, I was wrong. I'll stop now. [/quote] However, he's not content with this and tells him to piss off. Possibly one of the most hilarious things I've seen in my life comes out then. [quote=morrowindsky]I try to explain and apologize for my breakdown, you spit in my face like everyone else has all my life. You can go righteously fuck yourself, you pretentious prick. It's not like I have problems that need sorted out, I clearly wanted to be a sociopath, a freak. I get my fucking kicks off of it. Yes, I love being an emotionless bastard. I'm not going to try and get help for myself, I don't care about anyone. Fuck this, fuck that. Yeah, I'm pathetic. Hope you die, hope Takoto dies, hope everyone dies, etc. etc. Yeah, fuck 'em all, I'm too good. Hell, I'll cut off all contact with Mark, he's only dependent on me to keep himself from breaking down. No, I'm a sick freak, I don't need anyone. fgsfds I don't know if it'll be much longer before I off myself somehow, but at least I know nobody's going to miss me. Got suggestions for painless ways out? In all seriousness, I was hoping we could at least still talk. This is why I cut myself off from the real world, the people in it. I know I'll never keep a friend, I know something will drive me fucking nuts and make me do something stupid. QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU REALLY GAVE A SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE. IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR ME OUT, YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT, AND IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO TALK, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SAY IT, YOU DENSE FUCKING IDIOT. MAYBE IF YOU COULD GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE FOR A FEW MINUTES AND ACTUALLY LISTEN TO ME, YOU'D UNDERSTAND THAT I WAS TRYING TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. DO YOU THINK I LIKED THIS? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THIS TRULY ENTERTAINING? CAN YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT I LIKED LYING AWAKE IN BED ALL NIGHT, BAWLING MY EYES OUT BECAUSE I KNEW MY LIFE WAS VIRTUALLY OVER? DO YOU THINK I GOT MY KICKS OFF OF GOING OUT OF CONTROL AND GOING OFF ON SOME OF THE NICEST PEOPLE I KNOW? ARE YOU SO FUCKING DENSE THAT YOU'D JUST ASSUME THAT WAS REALLY THE KIND OF PERSON I AM, A SICK SOCIOPATH? I'M NOT LIKE THAT, GOD DAMN IT. I'M JUST TOO FUCKING STRESSED TO THINK STRAIGHT, AND IF YOU CAN'T GRASP THAT SIMPLE CONCEPT, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT NEEDS HELP. I'm thinking of just being that sociopath for good, so shit like this won't hurt anymore, because I'm not sure I can take much more before I really do something fucked up like off myself. [/quote]
[QUOTE=Archonet;27212709]One emote, and one emote alone describes you: :downs:[/QUOTE] Does that mean you don't understand?
Hey look something featuring me That last email always cracks me up.
[img]http://gyazo.com/f196ce5675b6582e5198ff8b35e2992e.png[/img] :keke:
[QUOTE=Archonet;27212709]One emote, and one emote alone describes you: :downs:[/QUOTE] You're either incredibly stupid or you don't understand what he is saying.
[QUOTE=Archonet;27212709]One emote, and one emote alone describes you: :downs:[/QUOTE] Oh i get it, he tried using downs but that emoticon's fucked up now. Its smith now
Wait, how are those percentages calculated Something ain't right.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;27212762]You're either incredibly stupid or you don't understand what he is saying.[/QUOTE] Do you have to troll EVERY poster? Archonet's a cool guy! Plus we both have very similar join dates and posting styles.
I voted just Bieber. I wish Bill O' Reilly was on that list.
No one deserves to die, and I'm straight.
[QUOTE=GainaxV2;27212808]Do you have to troll EVERY poster? Archonet's a cool guy! Plus we both have very similar join dates and posting styles.[/QUOTE] i kno dood join adates are da fuken bomb i mean they are SO important!!!!!!
[QUOTE=GainaxV2;27212808]Do you have to troll EVERY poster? Archonet's a cool guy! Plus we both have very similar join dates and posting styles.[/QUOTE] Wow you guys are just made for each other!!!!!!!11!
[QUOTE=poopsicle;27212876]Wow you guys are just made for each other!!!!!!!11![/QUOTE] stop you are as bad as eachother
This thread should die.
[QUOTE=Ittla;27213073]This thread should die.[/QUOTE] Then don't bump it.
[QUOTE=Archonet;27213115]Then don't bump it.[/QUOTE] But.. He hasn't done anything? Fuck, you edited it in the last second.
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;27212820]No one deserves to die, and I'm straight.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Nifae;27212755][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/f196ce5675b6582e5198ff8b35e2992e.png[/img_thumb] :keke:[/QUOTE] If Jesus would've taken this test, he would've been an assfag too, take that homosexual-haters! I voted gaybow aswell, incoming
[LIST] [*][URL="http://www.facepunch.com/members/224294-MrJazzy"]MrJazzy[/URL] [*][URL="http://www.facepunch.com/members/275348-Nifae"]Nifae[/URL] [*][URL="http://www.facepunch.com/members/276924-onlyJiC"]onlyJiC[/URL] [*][URL="http://www.facepunch.com/members/334404-Swemon"]Swemon[/URL] [*][URL="http://www.facepunch.com/members/241731-Zukriuchen"]Zukriuchen[/URL] [/LIST] all need gaybows
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