I just couldn't get anything to come. I was fapping as hard and as fast as I could for at least an hour and a half. I eventually came but it was a blob of cum and little to no good feeling. Funny thing was, I hadn't fapped in weeks.
On Sunday morning, I was fapping.
My mother walks in and my face is like somthing out of a porn movie.
She never realised I was fapping but it was awkward
[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;20669086]ok i did it nao wat[/QUOTE]
Is it secure? Did you use a hammer?
One time I got nearly all of it in my hair, another time I accidentally punched the desk while fapping vigorously.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;20669164]Is it secure? Did you use a hammer?[/QUOTE]
yea
what do i do now?
Was almost done from Rachel Starr and I came and right as my mom came in I shoved my dick in my pants and kinda sat all awkward. I am so ninja like.
[QUOTE=Saza;20663268]So I'm sitting there at my desk, fapping. I'm about ten minutes in, going real slow, and right as I came something in the chair broke, and it spun around. The scene was not unlike one of those sprinklers that goes around really fast with water spraying out. That also happened to be the most forceful cumshot I ever had, too. :byodood:[/QUOTE]
Made me laugh, I can kinda imagine some random dude with the :byodood: face spinning around jizzing like a firehose with the classical 'you spin my head right round' song while his arms flail around in the air.
Rate me the obvious rating I should deserve for imagining that.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20660070]Embarrassing experience that lead to great things, that actually only happened this weekend:
So with me and my Crossdressing fetish, and being almost home alone (Brother was there, but in his room being A. A weaboo fagot B. Playing TF2 C. Playing WoW) I decide to dress up as a girl using some rolled up boxers, and a T-shirt worn as a dress and stay upstairs and generally have an one-crossdressing fagot orgy until I heard the garage door open. So about thirty minutes pass, I'm still orgying under my bed when the doorbell rings. My brother gets out of his room (His room is downstairs.) and it's one of my friends. My brother sends my friend upstairs, and I'm half naked with improvised dildos in my mouth and ass fapping my brains out. He comes upstairs, and I think when he saw I wasn't at my computer and heard me going "Mhm mhm mhm" and "fap fap fap fap fap fap" he kinda got an idea what I was doing. He walks into my room and sees me on the floor, but doesn't act too surprised at all. He says "I always knew you were some kinda of fagot" and pulls down his pants. We proceed to have sex.
tl;dr: I was megafaging and my friend walking in on me and we had sex.[/QUOTE]
w00t :)!
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;20669259]
Rate me the obvious rating I should deserve for imagining that.[/QUOTE]
Funny?
[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;20669207]yea
what do i do now?[/QUOTE]
Bend your dick, you know you're done when you hear a snapping sound.
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;20669259]Made me laugh, I can kinda imagine some random dude with the :byodood: face spinning around jizzing like a firehose with the classical 'you spin my head right round' song while his arms flail around in the air.
Rate me the obvious rating I should deserve for imagining that.[/QUOTE]
Oh my god yes. I laughed at this. Well, i can't say it was a very long one, but it was about ten seconds of total WTF.
if I had gotten it recorded :v:
[QUOTE=Mavericks;20659895]I ejaculated pennies once.[/QUOTE]
That happens to you too?
[QUOTE=Mavericks;20659895]I ejaculated pennies once.[/QUOTE]
Only pennies?
I ejaculate quarters, hurts like fuck but now I don't have to worry about paying for laundry.
[QUOTE=Kubi;20672728]Only pennies?
I ejaculate quarters, hurts like fuck but now I don't have to worry about paying for laundry.[/QUOTE]
I ejaculate pure gold. :v:
i ejaculated uranium once O_O
I came to this thread expecting shit stories, I was wrong.
Well, half way wrong.
Doubt I've ever had one.
OH MY GOD! THE FUCKING PICTURE! SHIT that story made my day
One time while fapping vigorously, I leaned too far forward and my chair fell out from under me, but was so into it that I didn't miss a beat.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;20660033]That's what you get for fapping to your sister.[/QUOTE]
:downsrim:
One time I was fapping and it fell on a dorito I was going to eat. [sp]I still ate it [/sp]
Cat was sleeping, I started fapping in the bed and came. I then just sat there, exhausted. The cat woke up, saw my penis, and licked it.
What the fuck.
Started fapping too hard and leaned back, the chair flipped and I ended up jizzing on my own face.
when my girlfriend fapped me and i was all like "bitch yo, imma fuckin' guy, ya think you's can jack me off betta than i can??!", minus the badass attitude because i wanted to get blowed.
yes, i am nice to my gf. so wut, atleast i get shit in return
I was in the shower and I slipped and fell on my face while I was going for the soap and I had a big ol' stiffy and my mom heard me fall and thought i was hurt and opened the door and oh god it wasn't good
[QUOTE=THEMikeDurham;20678421]yes, i am nice to my gf. so wut, atleast i get shit in return[/QUOTE]
wtf
your girlfriend shit on you in return?
wtf is with your scat fetish
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;20678604]wtf
your girlfriend shit on you in return?
wtf is with your scat fetish[/QUOTE]
leave it up to the anime boy to relate my post to scat
I fapped too long and my pen0r got a friction burn, it hurt like hell and I was pissing blood for the next couple of days
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20660070]Embarrassing experience that lead to great things, that actually only happened this weekend:
So with me and my Crossdressing fetish, and being almost home alone (Brother was there, but in his room being A. A weaboo fagot B. Playing TF2 C. Playing WoW) I decide to dress up as a girl using some rolled up boxers, and a T-shirt worn as a dress and stay upstairs and generally have an one-crossdressing fagot orgy until I heard the garage door open. So about thirty minutes pass, I'm still orgying under my bed when the doorbell rings. My brother gets out of his room (His room is downstairs.) and it's one of my friends. My brother sends my friend upstairs, and I'm half naked with improvised dildos in my mouth and ass fapping my brains out. He comes upstairs, and I think when he saw I wasn't at my computer and heard me going "Mhm mhm mhm" and "fap fap fap fap fap fap" he kinda got an idea what I was doing. He walks into my room and sees me on the floor, but doesn't act too surprised at all. He says "I always knew you were some kinda of fagot" and pulls down his pants. We proceed to have sex.
tl;dr: I was megafaging and my friend walking in on me and we had sex.[/QUOTE]I came buckets
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