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When I realised all the effort I dedicated to acquiring porn could instead be directed to actually getting a girlfriend. Shit sucked. :saddowns:
It was pretty horrible reliving that as I typed it down.
What the fuuuu
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;21255287]I have a penile insertion fetish (aka I like shoving objects in my dick). I once had a 12 inch long, half inch wide plastic rod shoved inside there about eight inches deep. Both ends were a little sharp, but shit still felt great. All was going great until it cut the inside of my urethra. I lost several pints of blood out of my dick, and there's no telling how much went the other way. As I was cleaning up the mess I started feeling extremely lightheaded. When I pulled the rod out, there was a long string of flesh stuck to it. That just made it hurt worse. I eventually passed out naked and covered in semen with blood gushing out of my penis. At some point after this all happened, my roommate found me in this condition, and drove me to the hospital, probably laughing his ass off the whole way. I then woke up in the infirmary with a catheter in my penis because otherwise every time I took a piss nothing but blood would come out. I haven't stuck anything sharp in my dick since, but I still put cables and such in there all the time.[/QUOTE] Nasty
I was really high on Spice last night, so I watched some porn. I was really horny and actually felt like I could cum without using my hands, so I did. Only about a minute later did I realize I pissed myself.
[QUOTE=alphaspida;21130220]I actually fapped + came in a classroom once without being caught :smug:[/QUOTE] I did this in 6th grade.
Fell asleep. They usually go well for me.
Why the fuck did I make this thread. Jesus that fucking blood piss story. :byodood:
I got another one for you guys. This one was recently within the last week. I was fapping with a condom because I didn't want to make a mess. I finished so I threw it away and about 30 mins later my step sister found it. She felt like being a bitch so she gave it to my parents were I received a lecture about sex and shit.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;21255287]I have a penile insertion fetish (aka I like shoving objects in my dick). I once had a 12 inch long, half inch wide plastic rod shoved inside there about eight inches deep. Both ends were a little sharp, but shit still felt great. All was going great until it cut the inside of my urethra. I lost several pints of blood out of my dick, and there's no telling how much went the other way. As I was cleaning up the mess I started feeling extremely lightheaded. When I pulled the rod out, there was a long string of flesh stuck to it. That just made it hurt worse. I eventually passed out naked and covered in semen with blood gushing out of my penis. At some point after this all happened, my roommate found me in this condition, and drove me to the hospital, probably laughing his ass off the whole way. I then woke up in the infirmary with a catheter in my penis because otherwise every time I took a piss nothing but blood would come out. I haven't stuck anything sharp in my dick since, but I still put cables and such in there all the time.[/QUOTE] I think my penis just receded in to my pelvis.
I hate it after you come, you can't take a piss for a while.
A roach climbed on my dick and said "Oh hi!" :v:
Ummm, How do you fap? I forgot, And how to Well you know, [sp]Oh why won't sticky stuff come out? Halp[/sp]
When I was 12 I first started masturbating. But I had a weird humping thing going on, would do it in the bathroom. no lock and all mum walked in and asked what the hell I was doing. So I'm standing there looking cool, leaning against the wall when a cool face and a massive boner. 'Nothing much.'
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