85. You can get out of minor bans by sucking a moderator's metaphorical dick in the RC.
[QUOTE=ColinSSX;21480054]84. Facepunch will not display correctly unless you delete system32.[/QUOTE]
That was funny, and yet, not. If you still think it's funny, just wait until some idiot actually [I]DOES[/I] it.
[B]86:[/B] PM a moderator to close your thread when everyone is done with it. If it was a question thread, and your question has been answered, ask a mod to lock it.
[B]87:[/B] Try to avoid angering posters who have a wealth of posting experience. They will tear you a new asshole. (experience here)
88: Threads about poo, piss and cum all over a room get more attention than proper threads. Or if they involve a penis catching on fire
[QUOTE=NecroBiologist;21480255][B]87:[/B] Try to avoid angering posters who have a wealth of posting experience. They will tear you a new asshole. (experience here)[/QUOTE]
I never seem to get on the "wealth of experience" side even as I've been here in some form or another for nearly five years and have some 30,000 posts between my various accounts... I guess some people just never grow up, huh?
89. Use a time machine and join Facepunch around May '05
90. TH89 is the rap-king of Facepunch
91. We'll make dirty things with your heros.
92. Always wear a hat!
93. Post Only Your Own Work.
94. Do NOT post shitty 5 min poses in the Screenshot section
95.research
96. Make sure it's good research and not just Wikipedia if you make a megathread.
97.Mods have [U]NO[/U] Mercy.
98: People in the OIFY are Obscene Pedos.
Just remember POOP, and you'll be fine.
[QUOTE=E-102 Gamma;21480221]That was funny, and yet, not. If you still think it's funny, just wait until some idiot actually [I]DOES[/I] it.[/QUOTE]
you mean what /b/ already did with their triforce script?
99. It's really terrible.
100. If you post about Orange and Blue. Fuck You.
101. If you think it's late, It is. If you think it's a repost, It is.
If you think it's funny, It's not.
102. Keep the Science for people with knowledge in the subject, or prepare for a Boxrain.
103. HookerVomit has the best NSFW Pics here
104. Never make a cake without an oven.
105.Don't be a ratings whore
106. If you aren't 100% sure about something, don't say it until you've made sure you are right, because if 1% of it is wrong, it will be turned against you.
36. Don't say "black people" around TH89 or you'll be staring at a permaban.
107. Don't make threads like these all day
108. You are not allowed to like Japanese culture or people.
109. "Big Brother is watching you." -George Orwell.
Okay, in all seriousness...
108. The "thought police" of this forum can kiss my ass. Your opinion may differ from everyone else's, but that shouldn't stop you from liking certain things.
108. Watch out for ninjas
110. When in doubt, do not post.
111. Using smilies like "xD o.o" does not make you cool nor smart nor cute.
[QUOTE=daumantas100;21880790]111. Using smilies like "xD o.o" does not make you cool nor smart nor cute.[/QUOTE]
112. It will only provide you a huge pile of 'dumb' ratings.
113. I hope you're not joining this forum just to make an unreasonable Garry's Mod model request.
113. Lurk, lurk and lurk, it's the only way to know what is accepted and what is not.
114. These are not the MLG forums, we don't give a shit about your frag-videos or how you "pwnd those nubs lol"
115. No, there are no signatures, and hopefully there will never be.
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