I imagine it would be like Elysium. Blue members in the slums while gold members live in luxury.
[QUOTE=BRS;41843804]rust subforum would basically be,(not to be rude) "The ghetto"
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More like the kindergarten.
It would function as an anarchistic wasteland run by roaming gangs and mobs of drugged up fiends combing the scorched plains in search for rust keys, gold boostars, and the blood of anyone who expresses thought unique to individual minds. If you disagree with the clan, the clan beats you until you think and feel like they do. Anyone who tries to escape the country would be thrown into prison, and then they would cycle out back into the wastes as the rabid mobs they once feared. The Mods would be the wealthiest, most well armed bandits, able to crush any opposition that would dare cross their path. The gold members would be wastoids fueled by their dreaded egos and poor sense of humor, constantly making each other force out a faked giggle in order to reinsure one another that their imagined superiority over blue members is intact. Endless mass graves of those foolish enough to enter this hole of a "nation" would amass on the borders, in plain sight of anyone thinking this place could be any different than the other forum-lands they've been to. Permabanned members would be on display in uniform cages lining the mass graves, because it keeps most of the stink away from the rest of the rotting towns and villages within Facepunch. The OIFY would be a mindset, or a lack of consciousness, rather than a physical place. It'd be where all of the far gone druggies would go and plug themselves into one another in order to get a look at the wicked sick trip they'd all be having. Fast threads would be the playground for all of the inbred, bastard clone babies (no females, since they'd be smart enough to high tail it out of this waste of space,) to play until they'd mature into anti-productive shit posters ready for General Discussion and Mass Debate.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;41846571]I imagine it would be like Elysium. Blue members in the slums while gold members live in luxury.[/QUOTE]
A luxury consisting of fountains of ever flowing, rust colored shit which would pour into their bath tubs. They would bathe in it, and they would absorb each others ego energy after it filters out into the waste basin which is their food processing plant.
Wait.
nobody could get in their houses because the rust people would steal everyone's keys
Facepunch would pretty much be Vault 68
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;41846908]nobody could get in their houses because the rust people would steal everyone's keys[/QUOTE]
rust people will be homeless and they would beg for keys which I guess means the houses
I'd probably run the facepunch equivelant of FOX news and blame other members for causing problems and make up retarded news stories
No No, scratch that
I would be facepunch's glenn beck
I would retain my rank of Emperor, [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton]even if it's partially honored like this man.[/url] :v:
If you express an unpopular opinion, everyone's gonna shout at you til you get home
The crappy forum members have to make their houses out of all the boxes they accumulated.
[QUOTE=YCheez;41851423]The crappy forum members have to make their houses out of all the boxes they accumulated.[/QUOTE]
And the better ones will build theirs out of shiny medals.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;41854438]And the better ones will build theirs out of shiny medals.[/QUOTE]
And once a month zeus comes down and burns the box houses so they'll have to get more boxes and rebuild.
What is a country
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Tizian_059.jpg[/IMG]
and this guy would be the Duke.
Reason? (name)
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_of_Venice[/url]
I would be in my avatar.
We would have the world's strictest immigration policy.
I'd be arrested on espionage charges.
[QUOTE=The Worm;41856482]We would have the world's strictest immigration policy.[/QUOTE]
If your friend commits a crime, you get arrested too!
The first lesson to new citizens would be to remain silent for many weeks until you learn to speak properly.
[editline]16th August 2013[/editline]
Oh oh oh, people would carry satchels of shapes to rate people in the streets.
Worst country ever.
I would like to live in Facepunchia. They may not have the best sports teams but at least they support gay rights
I'm pretty sure the scummiest place would be the OIFY, It'd be like Mos Eisley except filled with Rich Retards.
[QUOTE=Solidskei;41843795]Pretty sure that'd be Durgs Discussion.[/QUOTE]
Are you kidding me? We would have some of the richest citizens because we'd be the country's main source of drugs.
If somebody did something stupid you could legally throw boxes and clocks at them.
whenever you enter the country you have to wait 5 seconds before doing anything
I'd trick those filthy Rustians into slave labor with the promise of keys.
[QUOTE=Primigenes;41862640]The population would like die out
You can't have a country with like 98% men[/QUOTE]The women of facepunch would have to work much harder to keep that population going.
It would be North Korea x10
[QUOTE=slayer64;41882095]It would be North Korea x10[/QUOTE]
and south korea would be somethingawful
dd would be both the shady crackhouse and the chill beach
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