Funnies and winners would be the official currency. A special brand of Lucky Charms-like cereal featuring marshmallows made up of all the ratings would be the only breakfast available, although dumbs and lates would probably end up being the actual cereal pieces nobody ever eats.
The military would be an absolute clusterfuck, there would be a handful of soldiers with any actual experience in any military situation trying to manage and control dozens upon dozens of trigger-happy children who cite Rust as combat experience. Old dicked-up sedans and haphazardly armored trucks with scrap metal plastered all over them would probably make up most of our mobilization.
Most public services would be sparse to nonexistent, good luck getting that plumbing to work! Just shit outside somewhere, the streets would be littered with our shit and soon enough an accepted form of punishment would to have arrested citizens clean up the shit other facepunchers leave behind.
It would be the first country to feature a chain of stores just for dragon-themed dildos.
Shanty towns on every corner, giant high-rises with golden trims for the prestigious gold members, all banned users are put into labour camps where they will work until they have gained the right to become a blue member once again.
doesnt matter since everyone would still be on the computer all day
every may 20th people get out of jail and shit is spread once again
I imagine the mods would be sorta like Judge Dredd.
I can hear Starpluck now saying, "I AM THE LAW"
Facepunch would be a desperately poor tropical backwater with naked rebel armies fighting in the street and jungles while rich oil owning aristocrats occasionally shoot a random guy from their safe castle on a mountain.
Everyone except the elite and people with witty titles and/or usernames would live in a single youth hostel with 32 person rooms.
For example I myself would be given a two-story house with a wife and kids and be forced to sell women's shoes and women's shoes only because of my username.
I would truly be "Married With Children."
highest rates of autism on the planet
"Hey, hey buddy, I'll suck your dick for a Rust key."
"No, no, that's fine."
"C'mon, just...[erratic twitching] just tell me how to get a Rust key."
"Uh.... here, take this picture of a cat, take it to LMAO con, and wave it around the security."
"Alright buddy, [twitching intensifies] thanks.
Our titles would match up with our appearance
Perfect
No women :(
[QUOTE=MatheusMCardoso;41896976]No women :([/QUOTE]
Except dudes at TF2 district of Facepunchia dressed like womans (Pretenders from TF2 Workshop Threads :v:)
There would be a lot of graves due to the amount of permabanned users.
[QUOTE=MatheusMCardoso;41896976]No women :([/QUOTE]
I'm sure our large homosexual community wouldn't care :v:
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;41898026]I'm sure our large homosexual community wouldn't care :v:[/QUOTE]
:wink:
i guess some of them would.
Local shrines would have Gabe Newell statues and religious discussions would cover if Half-Life 3 is a real thing or not.
Can I be in charge of the State Religion?
[QUOTE=CBastard;41896059][t]https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/graphics/flags/large/zi-lgflag.gif[/t]
[sp]Zimbabwe[/sp][/QUOTE]
Their currency is as worthless as our post counts.
Drop Dead Thread would be an archive hall
The country flag would be a Facepunch Logo or Garry Newman's avatar in Tumblr or other sites
Refugee Camp would be prison
Post counts would be currency
Civilians will hate me and call cops if they will see me ;^;
[QUOTE=ReligiousNutjob;41901244]Can I be in charge of the State Religion?[/QUOTE]
Most likely, the "state religion" would be institutionalized atheism/antitheism taken to the extreme, to the point where religious ceremonies would revolve around executing religious FPers via gas mask-wearing firing squad
[QUOTE=slayer64;41909668]Most likely, the "state religion" would be institutionalized atheism/antitheism taken to the extreme, to the point where religious ceremonies would revolve around executing religious FPers via gas mask-wearing firing squad[/QUOTE]
So we have a holy inquisition? Awesome, but I have one request, we use flame-throwers instead of a firing squad.
[QUOTE=slayer64;41909668]Most likely, the "state religion" would be institutionalized atheism/antitheism taken to the extreme, to the point where religious ceremonies would revolve around executing religious FPers via gas mask-wearing firing squad[/QUOTE]
I'd join to be an athiest. I love praising our god Atheos!
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[QUOTE=ReligiousNutjob;41913328]So we have a holy inquisition? Awesome, but I have one request, we use flame-throwers instead of a firing squad.[/QUOTE]
Should give them their choice of execution, flame thrower or RPG to the face.
the fedoral republic of facepunch.
There would be a fuckton of cliffs.
[sp]get it...... edgy......[/sp]
That was bad, I'm sorry.
The National anthem would be Remove Kebab.
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;41919160]The National anthem would be Remove Kebab.[/QUOTE]
the national anthem should be the music in the thread facepunch sings
[QUOTE=BRS;41919270]the national anthem should be the music in the thread facepunch sings[/QUOTE]
North Korea automatically x25 better than Facepunchland.
I'd barley make end's meet so i'd have to turn to prostitution.
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;41919509]I'd barley make end's meet so i'd have to turn to prostitution.[/QUOTE]
That would be our main industry.
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