• What If Facepunch Was A Country?
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areolop is our whole police force
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;41922950]That would be our main industry.[/QUOTE] Pizza, bowling and weed would be our exports.
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;41919509]I'd barley make end's meet so i'd have to turn to prostitution.[/QUOTE] shouldn't be to bad for you seeing as you are a fuckitbucket
i am pretty sure oify would be the kindergarten in school
[QUOTE=BRS;41929415]i am pretty sure oify would be the kindergarten in school[/QUOTE] does that make rust the nursery?
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;41929417]does that make rust the nursery?[/QUOTE] rust would be inside of the womb, or sperm cells.
[QUOTE=BRS;41935901]rust would be inside of the womb, or sperm cells.[/QUOTE] so we have rusty semen nice
The government would be a run by 70% socialist spergs and 30% angsty libertarians.
We will build a wall, similar to the Berlin wall. This wall will separate the puny blue members from the gold members. Garry will issue martial law and we will all have fried chicken.
I would run the ministry of offense. Since you know, we are a country that doesn't defend itself, it attacks others. Occupy, divide and conquer and all that.
[QUOTE=Binladen34;41958273]I would run the ministry of offense. Since you know, we are a country that doesn't defend itself, it attacks others. Occupy, divide and conquer and all that.[/QUOTE] Well at least we won't be vulnerable to gas attack.
[QUOTE=Binladen34;41958273]I would run the ministry of offense. Since you know, we are a country that doesn't defend itself, it attacks others. Occupy, divide and conquer and all that.[/QUOTE] We would surely win as we would have the world's largest per capita of armchair generals and tacticians.
Everyone would die in less then 12 hours and corgis would be our supreme leaders
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;41958519]We would surely win as we would have the world's largest per capita of armchair generals and tacticians.[/QUOTE] Don't forget about the TF2/video games section being full of mercenaries and FPS veterans.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;41958519]We would surely win as we would have the world's largest per capita of armchair generals and tacticians.[/QUOTE] I'm not an armchair general, I'm an armchair commander in chief.
[QUOTE=Binladen34;41960964]I'm not an armchair general, I'm an armchair commander in chief.[/QUOTE] I thought Postal was armchair commander in chief.
It would be in a constant state of civil war.
Firing squads would be fun, but hanging is much better. You can bring the whole family to it! "Bans here, get your bans! 3 for $5!"
[QUOTE=Binladen34;41960964]I'm not an armchair general, I'm an armchair commander in chief.[/QUOTE] And apparently we would be hiding Binladen :v:
gold members would be high class people, blues would be middle class and rust key beggars would live in the ghettos.
the only porn available is looking at postals ass. or the catgirl and hot girls megathread or something
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