• Occult and magick
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OP are you a philosophy student by any chance? I just ask because they're the only pretentious wankers who'd have the time to dabble in this drama as they don't study ever or have jobs or anything like that. An ex-housemate of mine was an occultist, philosophy student too. Except this guy had his head on straight and largely was in it for the bitching rituals, he knew it was all bollocks (as did every other respectable occultist he met). He registered with the OTO (massive mens club basically, with ~secret~ rituals because its cool, I heard it's good for connections though). Went to local Pagan moots to discuss pagan things, the other guys there were either fucking weirdos or the one other sensible person who was running that shitshow. This guy was weird himself, and was being weirded out by loonies like yourself. Also if you really did "hypnotise" girls into touching your junk, you raped them. GG op, you're a felon now. [editline]29th September 2014[/editline] This still isn't on par with that fucking Tulpa thread yet. I'll give it time.
OP I need to now this, if I use these magiks and practises will they make my dick bigger so I can get the wite wimmin?
oh no guys [video=youtube;e81ChqxyUVU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81ChqxyUVU[/video]
[QUOTE=HJ23;46101017]Every posted name. [editline]29th September 2014[/editline] Fosax and you[/QUOTE] Yeah well I'm calling up a Vietnamese shaman to give you the curse of 1000 babies.
it just keeps happening! [video=youtube;zfd9DXw-1pc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfd9DXw-1pc[/video]
[QUOTE=HJ23;46098628]I use "physical" to refer to things material and mundane. Words are elusive. What permits them to meddle are questionable. Some would say your Will and allowance, some would argue they are subtle forces of nature already meddling with mundane and they get personified and manifested to human mind as entities, arguably intelligent and seperate than mind of operator. It could even be argued that closely tied realities are what drive each other. Mundane of there is subtle of here.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=HJ23;46098790]It is quite accepted in Occult community that if you see demons out of blue as you would see mortal man then you should get yourself checked. [editline]29th September 2014[/editline] 1) I'm not even remotely good enough to turn anyone into racoon 2) You are only authority of your experience. If I somehow managed to turn you into racoon then it wouldn't affect your experience at all. You would carry on being yourself and I would experience reality where you are racoon.[/QUOTE] These two posts honestly make me think schizophrenia. That or substance abuse. Or both.
[video]http://youtube.com/watch?v=NFQCYpIHLNQ[/video]
Goddammit OP you remind me of myself when I was 12 and when I sorta actually believed all of this shit, and reading through the pages I can tell you are either insane or just trying to start shit.
[QUOTE=MuTAnT;46101583]These two posts honestly make me think schizophrenia. That or substance abuse. Or both.[/QUOTE] schizotypal personality disorder is more prone to this type of thing if anything
So who wants to bet the OP isn't actually coming back? [I]I'm [/I]starting to feel embarrassed for him.
well I do play as a mage in RPGs
I hope OP doesn't summon Skellingtons. I just gave you a 'late' rating, OP. A wizard is never late, ergo, you are not a wizard. [editline]29th September 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;46101431]oh no guys [video=youtube;e81ChqxyUVU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81ChqxyUVU[/video][/QUOTE] Oh fuck! He [I]can[/I] summon Skeletons!
Waaaait a minute, he's a Turk who thinks he's magic... [video=youtube;j4mZYmlS95A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4mZYmlS95A[/video] Could he be this guy?
[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;46103117]Waaaait a minute, he's a Turk who thinks he's magic... [video=youtube;j4mZYmlS95A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4mZYmlS95A[/video] Could he be this guy?[/QUOTE] Nope, we've got a Necromancer on our hands-- he summoned skeletons in Snickerdoodle's bathtub and spooky ghosts outside his house.
Please, give me a curse. I need my god damn fix, man.
[QUOTE=HJ23;46100737]Yes, but I don't expect bunch of virgins to understand that people react to how you act. If you work on your energy from inside, girls will react accordingly. And yes, it's magick. It's not your regular self-affirmation and fake confidence, it's about directly changing your mindset and consciousness without talking to yourself about confidence crap.[/QUOTE] So, basically actually getting confidence versus faking it? That doesn't sound like a magical concept to me
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;46102801]well I do play as a mage in RPGs[/QUOTE] playing a mage is REALLY fun but this guys really taking it too far
You guys know what's really ironic? Whenever I stay alone for too long in my room without speaking to anyone I start having panic and paranoia attacks because of my BPD Ever since that dude "cursed" me it hasn't happened once even though I haven't spoken to anyone since Thanks for curing my mental illness, Mr. Dumbledore!
The only things haunting me right now are the sounds of my roommate and his gf sloppily kissing at 4 in the morning.
[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;46103472]The only things haunting me right now are the sounds of my roommate and his gf sloppily kissing at 4 in the morning.[/QUOTE] How do you know that wasn't Ku'tha, demon of the deep.
[QUOTE=Fosax;46103341]You guys know what's really ironic? Whenever I stay alone for too long in my room without speaking to anyone I start having panic and paranoia attacks because of my BPD Ever since that dude "cursed" me it hasn't happened once even though I haven't spoken to anyone since Thanks for curing my mental illness, Mr. Dumbledore![/QUOTE] You are welcome. You didn't think I would hurt you afterall, did you?
[QUOTE=HJ23;46103710]You are welcome. You didn't think I would hurt you afterall, did you?[/QUOTE]"I totally meant to do that! When you least expect it, you'll be stricken with napalm diarrhoea!"
[QUOTE=HJ23;46103710]You are welcome. You didn't think I would hurt you afterall, did you?[/QUOTE] this fucking guy
[QUOTE=RobbL;46098840]physical refers to all that is in reality, things that can in theory exist independently. attributive and abstract things like thoughts and forces cannot exist on their own and are not physical, they depend on an underlying entity of some sort. a non-physical demon cannot exist in of itself, and if so, it must depend on an entity of this reality if it is to meddle within it and since this entity can be examined, so can the demon; like a force can be examined through the objects it is attributed to. demons are therefore open to proof[/QUOTE] did I stump you? I think I stumped you
[QUOTE=HJ23;46103710]You are welcome. You didn't think I would hurt you afterall, did you?[/QUOTE] Pfffffft. The almighty curse giver actually returned to the thread. [editline]29th September 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=RobbL;46104065]did I stump you? I think I stumped you[/QUOTE] Of course he's going to ignore things he can't argue. That's how these people work.
I'm a magician, I can stop my hiccups whenever I want. Fear me mortals.
OP WHERE IS MY CURSES MAN I'M GETTING THE SHAKES!! OP!!@
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;46103736]"I totally meant to do that! When you least expect it, you'll be stricken with napalm diarrhoea!"[/QUOTE] It's funny that you mention that. I was just struck with napalm diarrhoea.
[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;46106003]It's funny that you mention that. I was just struck with napalm diarrhoea.[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ls1D4_EoRwk/hqdefault.jpg[/t]
Joke's on OP; I've got IBS [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xARrzFn.png[/IMG]
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