The World and my life can be summaried by Kalopsia
Please please please please please please please kill me already!
What's the worse that can happen?
Do I have a last wish before I am killed?
Good luck finding all of those timed explosives I planted!
All I wanted to do is get my dick wet
The doctor said it's terminal, but what does [I]he[/I] know?
jokes on you, i was going to kill myself anyway!
"Why don't we calm down and just discuss our differences?"
"Hey Charlie, can't find my gun, did you see it?"
"Wait a second, I didn't leave this open, did I? "
-Splinter Cell Guard, May he rest in Peace
"Wait a second, this weed smells weird."
"Alright, the safecode is 8493 but please don't kill me."
"Wait a second, this plane isn't going to the airport"
"Hey mum, look at these funny dogs with big teeth."
"Blue or red? Dammit I shouldn't be drunk on duty."
"Stop the car, I'm from the police!"
"Damn my phone fell on the rails."
"Since you are new to russian roulette, I will do the first turn."
(Not ten words, sry :/ )
"We stop serving breakfast at 11:30 AM"
"You should check if your chamber is empty."
"Your car has airbag, right?"
"See you in ten years, outside my stasis pod."
"This is a robbery, give me the fucking money."
"Hey , I ate all your Halloween candy."
It must have been something I ate.
well a one and a two and a one two thr....
Clear my browser history. Format my hard drive. Forget everything.
Cause his friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Red m&m. Man, What if like. What if we're skittles?
totinos pizza rolls
Don't worry babe, Jesus doesn't know 'bout my buyback gold.
One two three four five six seven eight nine snaketits
greeting punch guy,,
i say this (this not the last time u make see me !!)
thanks,, tropsical guy
It all changed the day the fire nation had attacked
An EMP shock has disabled all electronics, goodbye cruel world.
If I say less than ten, will I live?
Fecal matter recently materialised into reality.
What a long journey, looks like I'm finally coming home.
But can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
Justin Bieber better die, so that my future children safe....
Aeiou!
I'll lead the regiment! Let all brave Prussians follow me!
yoloswag
now this is a story all about how I died.
Praise be to God, watch over my soul
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