Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34688374]Ever get that really weird thought that your entire life is a giant simulation? Maybe I'm just going insane.[/QUOTE] I've been getting this a lot lately, I've been sitting in class zoned out of my mind and thinking to myself "Is this real?" Sometimes it seems like nothing is real at all and everything is just a dream. Or maybe I'm delusional. :/

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34688460]It's the fact that it's winter. It's the depression getting to you from the lack of Vitamin C.[/QUOTE] I'm not really all that depressed, there's a beautiful girl that likes me, and that feeling is mutual.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34688460]It's the fact that it's winter. It's the depression getting to you from the lack of Vitamin C.[/QUOTE] Weird. For me here in Toronto, despite the snow there has been a tad bit of sunlight.

Forgot to mention We won the first two games of the series. Hope we can get a sweep, next game's tomorrow night.

Valentines day is tommorrow. I wouldn't give a fuck, but seeing as I just right now got dumped, it's just going to rub salt in the fucking wound. I don't know what it is about me, but I seem to possess the magical ability to change someone's sexuality when I date them. HorizoN ended up only liking men (for a while) and now my ex-girlfriend claims the same. That or I just need to wait to date until I'm in an age group where people know who the fuck they are without switching genders or sexualities every five minutes.

People who listen to their music so loud the bass vibrates my entire house from blocks away, fucking pricks. It's even worse at night, I hope they go deaf while I try to sleep.

How every Valentine's Day, I'm all alone while everyone else has someone with them. :[

[QUOTE=The one that is;34688601]People who listen to their music so loud the bass vibrates my entire house from blocks away, fucking pricks. It's even worse at night, I hope they go deaf while I try to sleep.[/QUOTE] It's worse in cars at stoplights. I don't want to fucking hear your [H2]BRRRRRRRRR VVVTTTTTTTTTT WUBWUBUEBUUBUBWB[/H2]

Some girl is telling people to stop talking about being single on valentines day.. yeah, she has a boyfriend and has been bragging about him for... almost 4 months. "omg its guna be 4 months soon i luv u <3<3" NO SHUTUP YOU BITCH YOU'LL BREAK UP WITH HIM AND BE FUCKING ANOTHER GUY A WEEK LATER YOU BITCH FUUUUUUUUUCK

When other people cry.

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;34688741]How every Valentine's Day, I'm all alone while everyone else has someone with them. :[[/QUOTE] It's better than having to pay so much money on Valentine's Day. Goddamn, this is going to be expensive tomorrow.

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;34688741]How every Valentine's Day, I'm all alone while everyone else has someone with them. :[[/QUOTE] Feel your pain...

Hey, at least if you're single you don't have to spend any money or do any romantic bullshit on Valentine's Day. In fact, we should be happy we're alone on Valentine's day. [sub]Right guys?[/sub] [sub][sub]Right?[/sub][/sub] [img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/frown.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34688915]Getting teased about liking this movie: [img]http://newspaper.li/static/05aa160f17959a7f11e49f3b6dbda884.jpg[/img] it's amazing, goddamn you.[/QUOTE] Don't see why anyone would tease you over that, are you surrounded by 12 year olds?

My dad shuts of the internet at fucking 9 o-clock. Its going down in 2 minutes, and I can't do shit after that. God dammit.

[QUOTE=Snake7;34688935]Hey, at least if you're single you don't have to spend any money or do any romantic bullshit on Valentine's Day. In fact, we should be happy we're alone on Valentine's day. [sub]Right guys?[/sub] [sub][sub]Right?[/sub][/sub] [img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/frown.gif[/img][/QUOTE] The only "good" thing about valentines. AUTOMERGE, YOU WERE SO YOUNG :'(

[QUOTE=Snake7;34688935]Hey, at least if you're single you don't have to spend any money or do any romantic bullshit on Valentine's Day. In fact, we should be happy we're alone on Valentine's day. [sub]Right guys?[/sub] [sub][sub]Right?[/sub][/sub] [img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/frown.gif[/img][/QUOTE] I already accepted the fact that I most likely won't ever get a girlfriend unless I lose weight, and it IS NOT FUCKING WORKING. Either the scale I used today is broken, or eating like 1,000 less calories and exercising daily isn't enough. I've been eating healthy, working out, and lowering my calorie count each day. AND JACK SHIT. It's 3,500 calories per pound, and I definetly had to have lost at least twice that, but nooo my body is so content with keeping the fat. fuck you body

Well you guys, I'm going to sleep. I hope my fucking neighbors don't party. If they do, I'm going to punch someone in the face.

Hey, maybe we could just get together, skip all the valentine's day lovey dovey bullshit, get to the part everyone is really waiting for, and just have a big orgy. Shit, since they're couples most of them don't even get to participate in an orgy.

I was talking with some steam friends on skype and one of them decided to send pics of Jeff the killer and SMILE.JPG at about 10PM. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[QUOTE='TheDark[PL];34689059']I was talking with some steam friends on skype and one of them decided to send pics of Jeff the killer and SMILE.JPG at about 10PM. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY[/QUOTE] I just googled it for probably the 5th time in my lifetime just now. I am scared shitless and now I can't sleep FUCK. I hate my curiosity. fuckityfuckfuck

It is a red tinted picture of a husky dog, seems normal but you don't want to see it.

[QUOTE='TheDark[PL];34689151']It is a red tinted picture of a husky dog, seems normal but you don't want to see it.[/QUOTE] That kinda scared me. Explain to me the jeff killer one. I, unfournately, know what it looks like but I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS AHHHHHHH

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34689005]Hey, maybe we could just get together, skip all the valentine's day lovey dovey bullshit, get to the part everyone is really waiting for, and just have a big orgy. Shit, since they're couples most of them don't even get to participate in an orgy.[/QUOTE] Facepunch Orgy 2012, Sausage Fest 2012.

Well, for me it looks like some guy sitting on his computer with a pancake or something on his creepy face.

[QUOTE=Cructo;34689089]What's SMILE.JPG? [editline].[/editline] uh actually i dont think i wanna know[/QUOTE] Google it. Don't say we didn't warn you.

[QUOTE=Cructo;34689089]What's SMILE.JPG? [editline].[/editline] uh actually i dont think i wanna know[/QUOTE] smile isn't so bad... you will want to die if you google jeff the killer though. Like, seriously, I AM SHAKING. It is fucking freaky.

Fuck, now I'm thinking of the BF3, Cave Story and Slenderman creepypastas. Fuck you my mind.

I hate when people break my TV SHOW/SERIES routine schedule. Now I have to watch re-runs at some other day. DAMN IT!

[QUOTE='TheDark[PL];34689261']Fuck, now I'm thinking of the BF3, Cave Story and Slenderman creepypastas. Fuck you my mind.[/QUOTE] Link me to the CaveStory ones. I want them because of reasons.