Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34689005]Hey, maybe we could just get together, skip all the valentine's day lovey dovey bullshit, get to the part everyone is really waiting for, and just have a big orgy. Shit, since they're couples most of them don't even get to participate in an orgy.[/QUOTE] Read it until the valentines day part and thought "Inb4 homosexual crap" then I said to myself "I'm too ignorant, stop predicting ignorant things" Ignorance is bliss

I'll put them on your profile when I get up, but you can type 'Cave Story creepypasta'. It should have a link to creepypasta wiki. [editline]14th February 2012[/editline] I hate how I cannot quote or rate anyone because of the shitty browser the console uses.

[URL="http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cave_Story_-_To_Death"]Wait what[/URL] That was the first result, and I SINCERELY hope that isn't what scared you. :v:

I hate when people message me on Facebook.

I have [H2]FUCKED[/H2] up teeth. I think when I smile, I look like a monster.

It didn't scare me. It was a rather good read but that picture creeps me out a little.

[QUOTE='TheDark[PL];34689664']It didn't scare me. It was a [B]rather good read[/B] but that picture creeps me out a little.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]He then said "Look right behind you.". I looked behind me and SONIC AND AMY WERE RIGHT BEHIND ME! Sonic then said "Conner, I sure do like prankin' kids.".[/QUOTE] Not to mention the rest of it was more random then scary. [editline]14th February 2012[/editline] And that image was (poorly) done in mspaint.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34689728]Nothing compared to me. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/5Y7JCO.jpg[/img] My teeth are so fucking out of place that I can't chew properly.[/QUOTE] holy goddamn I know what you mean FilmSlacker. Braces were so damn expensive, and I have no hope in paying for any now. I CAN'T even smile or laugh without covering my mouth. [img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/393/i-know-that-feel.jpg[/img] [editline]14th February 2012[/editline] but you're still awesome anyways. Who cares about teeth.

[QUOTE=fudge blood;34689768]holy goddamn I know what you mean FilmSlacker. Braces were so damn expensive, and I have no hope in paying for any now. I CAN'T even smile or laugh without covering my mouth. [img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/393/i-know-that-feel.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] My parents came up with the most bullshit reasons not to buy me braces, and as a result when my teeth are fully clenched I can stick a good portion of my tongue in between my top and bottom front teeth. Can't eat chicken sandwiches without looking like a prick.

My teeth are practically perfect. Sucks to be you (not in a harsh way, but in a "feel for you bro" kind of way)

I have the worst under bite. My chin just juts out. I could easily make the trollface if I wanted.

Overbite hnnnnnnggggg

goddamn why can't I rate more hearts

those moments where you're pretty damn sure you're losing it then someone tells you that you are, and they're right [editline]13th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34689853]I was [I]really[/I] bad about brushing as a kid, too. I've only just recently started brushing every day. I used to break out in hives when I brushed when I was younger. Come to find out, I was just having a reaction to that particular brand of tooth paste. Fuck, I'm already one of the two people in history to have fever induced dystonia. Add on full blown tourettes syndrome, shitty eyesight, crooked teeth, aspergers syndrome and ADD and you've got yourself one fucked up kid.[/QUOTE] Welcome to the cripple club! We've got jackets!

My mom seems to like the idea of me being gay for some reason.

How hard it is to find some decent porn. Oh look! Porn thread (on another website)! Oh look! All it contains is dumb chat I couldn't give 1/4 of a fuck about.

[QUOTE=Stinky;34690122]My mom seems to like the idea of me being gay for some reason.[/QUOTE] Trolling, my mum does it with other things...

Sofia Lamb and how she made me kill [sp]Augusts Sinclair goddammit I loved that man why did he have to die; and then I was like "OH I STILL GOTTA KEEP MOVING AND HELP DELTA." then he dies too, I mean my heart was torn out of my chest basically. [/sp]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34689538]How much I care about the characters in Mass Effect. I've honestly never played a game where I've gotten so interested in the characters. Seeing some of them die made me feel legitimately sad.[/QUOTE] I cried when SSgt. Griggs died in CoD4 I fucking cried when Soap died in MW3. Yes. I cried when two fictional characters died. :c [sub]I still miss Griggs ;-;[/sub]

[QUOTE=Crash15;34690242]I cried when SSgt. Griggs died in CoD4 I fucking cried when Soap died in MW3. Yes. I cried when two fictional characters died. :c [sub]I still miss Griggs ;-;[/sub][/QUOTE] and to think i didn't even tear up after playing katawa shoujo

[H2]LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS[/H2]

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;34685570]It's fucking disgusting.[/QUOTE] Hi guess what people have fetishes

[QUOTE=fudge blood;34690166]Sofia Lamb and how she made me kill [sp]Augusts Sinclair goddammit I loved that man why did he have to die; and then I was like "OH I STILL GOTTA KEEP MOVING AND HELP DELTA." then he dies too, I mean my heart was torn out of my chest basically. [/sp][/QUOTE]When people don't make what a spoiler is about obvious. How do I know if whether it's from something I want to watch/play/read or something that I don't give two shits about? [editline]14th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Legend286;34690155]Trolling, my mum does it with other things...[/QUOTE]My dad tells me that I'm his least favorite son. [sp]Then again, I'm his only son.[/sp] [sp]That we know of.[/sp]

Why is name change fucking $25 now? Looks like there will be a rare occasion of my getting my nickname changed. :suicide:

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;34689783]My parents came up with the most bullshit reasons not to buy me braces, and as a result when my teeth are fully clenched I can stick a good portion of my tongue in between my top and bottom front teeth. Can't eat chicken sandwiches without looking like a prick.[/QUOTE] Braces are another problem themselves. nobody doubts that they're important, but FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY AM I HAVING THEM ON THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL? EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON IN MY CLASS GOT DONE WITH THEIRS AT LEAST 4 YEARS AGO.

fucking hell. there was 3 eggs on the counter. since no one is at home i left them on the table so i could eat them for breakfast. my brother ate them last night. you fucking already ate, you had food when you came home and you still ate my fucking eggs. i'm tired of people eating my shit.

[QUOTE=Bytecry;34691179]fucking hell. there was 3 eggs on the counter. since no one is at home i left them on the table so i could eat them for breakfast. my brother ate them last night. you fucking already ate, you had food when you came home and you still ate my fucking eggs. i'm tired of people eating my shit.[/QUOTE] Mini fridge. Padlock.

I want a mini fridge. But then mom says I'd never come out of my room. ... Unfortunately that'd probably be true, unless I needed to bathe or use the bathroom. :v: I usually take all my snacks and hoard them within reachable distances from my desk...

Valentines day just seems like a big worldwide event to tease single people about how fucking ugly they are and how nobody loves them. I'm not dating because the only girl I want to date is on the otherside of the shitting planet. If I had stayed in England I probably coulda been with her right this moment. But I REALLY don't like England, its so cold and dirty.

How fucking manic I am. Lets write a book, no lets learn piano, no lets buy a tablet learn to draw and start a web comic, no lets throw away your boring IT Networking course and learn to code, and plan a video game that requires a thousand dollars of investment, no lets buy a camera and take up camera work, no lets do them all at once cause that's a great fucking idea. Cause what I really want to do is stay up days at a time doing all this shit and masturbating every hour.