Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

I slept nine hours and feel like I didn't sleep more than three. That's always fun...

So today is my lovely sister's 16 birthday. I have made a list of all the wonderful moments we shared together, lighten this thread up: -Sped 85 MPH on a 20 speed limit because Mom wouldn't take her to the mall so she had to kill us of course. -Celebrated my birthday by running to Home Depot a few blocks away because I didn't want to listen to Lil Wayne. -Tried to skip school by hiding on the couch, told my mom what she was doing, she thanks me for helping her not ruin her future by punching the dog in the face and slapping me. -Called the cops on my parents because my mom slapped her hands off the steering wheel for trying to get us killed. -Begs for and receives $50 each week or otherwise she hides in her room all week. So, Facepunch, how do I make this party we're having in a few hours the most [I]unforgettable birthday part ever?[/I]

[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;34700355][url]http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jeff_The_Killer[/url] K so I wanted to post that link on facebook, thinking it would just show up as a link. Well... the picture showed up and... I just stared at it... scrolled down.. scrolled up... scrolled down...and scrolled up.. and scrolled down. Yep. Still scared shitless. I asked 4 different people to copy paste the txt so I can read it.. and it's 22,643 words. It would take 5 Facepunch messages... [img]http://www.transformer-ivan.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/fts.gif[/img] EDIT: I just went to my wall and the picture appeared enlarged IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH[/QUOTE] That picture is the fucking... GAH! I can't stand it. I just Googled "jeff the killer story without picture" and the first thing to come up was [B]IMAGE SEARCH RESULTS![/B]

This picture [linked because of tend to startle me]: [url]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120113000519/creepypasta/images/9/9f/Doggy_2.jpeg[/url]

My back. It hurts like a bitch whenever I stand up straight and I can't see an orthopedist about it until fucking spring break.

How I can't enjoy anything I used to anymore. I can't enjoy gaming anymore. I can't relate to anyone I've associated with for the past few months. I want to hang out with people as often as possible. I can't just sit around doing nothing anymore.

[QUOTE=smithy69;34700572]That picture is the fucking... GAH! I can't stand it. I just Googled "jeff the killer story without picture" and the first thing to come up was [B]IMAGE SEARCH RESULTS![/B][/QUOTE] Google is dumb like that. Also, I can stand the smiling dog.. but not jeff the killer. Can ANYBODY explain to me what the picture of Jeff even is? all I see are eyes and a really red smile, but it's CREEPY. What is it?

at night when everyone's asleep oh, I'm pretty thirsty, I'll just have a soda okay please don't be loud please don't be loud please don't- [RELEASE][H2]CRACK PLSHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/H2][/release]

i have a trick to muffle sodas you gotta like grab the top of the soda and put your index and middle finger below your left hand, cover all holes and push down really hard and open it makes it quieter

[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;34700355][url]http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jeff_The_Killer[/url] K so I wanted to post that link on facebook, thinking it would just show up as a link. Well... the picture showed up and... I just stared at it... scrolled down.. scrolled up... scrolled down...and scrolled up.. and scrolled down. Yep. Still scared shitless. I asked 4 different people to copy paste the txt so I can read it.. and it's 22,643 words. It would take 5 Facepunch messages... [img]http://www.transformer-ivan.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/fts.gif[/img] EDIT: I just went to my wall and the picture appeared enlarged IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH[/QUOTE] would it be less scary if I blingeed him

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34700639]at night when everyone's asleep oh, I'm pretty thirsty, I'll just have a soda okay please don't be loud please don't be loud please don't- [RELEASE][H2]CRACK PLSHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/H2][/release][/QUOTE] You there, get on Steam.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34700866]would it be less scary if I blingeed him[/QUOTE] The story is 22k words long, and it's on the creepypasta wiki. The pic appears at the top or side, so probably not.

How I'm trying to resize this image to 250x150. [img]http://dardamedia.com/olddardamediaFAQJA/lambda-symbol-half-life-2-i2.jpg[/img]

How Flagfox isn't there anymore.

The fact I want to click on the Jeff The Killer pic but it's about 11:00pm.

I'm weird. I'm extremely afraid of the dark but creepy pictures like that don't bother me one bit.

Guess I'll post this here too. Quality Valentines Love - Get on the server and I'll give you a present

I hate projects which need me to get up in front of a class.

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;34701168]I'm weird. I'm extremely afraid of the dark but creepy pictures like that don't bother me one bit.[/QUOTE] I'm very paranoid and pretty afraid of the dark, but I fucking LOVE horror movies and scary shit. Horror has always been a part of my life. If I met somebody who hated horror movies, I could probably never form an appropriate opinion of them.

I hate horror movies they scare me.

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34701043]How Flagfox isn't there anymore.[/QUOTE] You mean Flagdog? Flagfox is a Firefox addon. [url]https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/flagfox/[/url]

[QUOTE=Onyx3173;34701372]You mean Flagdog? Flagfox is a Firefox addon. [url]https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/flagfox/[/url][/QUOTE] I have that addon, I meant the flags under the avatars on Facepunch.

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;34701173]Guess I'll post this here too. Quality Valentines Love - Get on the server and I'll give you a present[/QUOTE]I'll be there in an hour or two.

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34701400]I have that addon, I meant the flags under the avatars on Facepunch.[/QUOTE] I have it too, that's why I had to ask. Confused me a bit. :v:

Why does my brother watch dumb Nazi Zombies In Real Life videos?

When I take a perfectly working gif and somehow manage to break it when I use it as my avatar.

my dad's proposing one hour of gametime a day fuck [B]WHAT THE FUCK ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? READ? READ WHAT, DR. SUESS? GO OUTSIDE? LOL NOPE YOUR STUPID ASSHOLE SIBLINGS HAVE TO BE WITH YOU OTHERWISE YOU'LLGET FUCKED UP THE ASS. NO FUCK YOU. IT'S NOT [I]MY[/I] FAULT MY MOTHER PULLED ME FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE MY TEACHER WAS "MEAN", THAT WAS A FRESH DOSE REALITY YOU FUCKHEAD. I AM LEARNING NOTHING FROM YOUR SHITTY HOMESHOOLING SHSTEM YOU HALF ASS, [highlight]WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEE[/highlight].[/B] FUCK MY FAMILY.

steam is down, FUCK. for me at least.

[QUOTE=NateDude;34701938]my dad's proposing one hour of gametime a day fuck [B]WHAT THE FUCK ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? READ? READ WHAT, DR. SUESS? GO OUTSIDE? LOL NOPE YOUR STUPID ASSHOLE SIBLINGS HAVE TO BE WITH YOU OTHERWISE YOU'LLGET FUCKED UP THE ASS. NO FUCK YOU. IT'S NOT [I]MY[/I] FAULT MY MOTHER PULLED ME FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE MY TEACHER WAS "MEAN", THAT WAS A FRESH DOSE REALITY YOU FUCKHEAD. I AM LEARNING NOTHING FROM YOUR SHITTY HOMESHOOLING SHSTEM YOU HALF ASS, [highlight]WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEE[/highlight].[/B] FUCK MY FAMILY.[/QUOTE] get your parents to put you back in a public/private school seriously, homeschooling can damage someone's personality big time if they are stuck at home all day.

FUCK. YOU. ASSHOLES. [B]WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, I AM DIGGING MYSELF INTO A PIT OF LIES, TELLING MYSELF I'LL SOMEHOW GET A FUCKING JOB AND BE SUCCESFUL. NO I WON'T. I WON'T BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING UP MY LIFE, BODY, AND MIND. YOU ARE BREAKING ME DOWN. I BREAK DOWN AND CRY, EVERY MONTH ON THE EXACT SAME FUCKING DAY, STOP IGNORING THAT. STOP FUCKING IGNORING HOW BROKEN I AM. HOW BROKEN AND FUCKED UP MY SIBLINGS ARE. DO SOMETHING YOU ASSHOLES. [highlight]DOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOMEEETHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING.[/highlight][/B]